[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Have fun and all that stuff
[dP`MonkeyIsland] seems like a sucky map
[dP`MonkeyIsland] Have fun, but no good luck
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] :(
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] how rude!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I mean
[dP`MonkeyIsland] my wife is shocked by your speech
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] How appropriate, you bungee like a cow!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] nice
[dP`MonkeyIsland] just stay there like a good kid
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Only if you drop down like a good kid ;)
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] That's not how
[dP`MonkeyIsland] I think I made it worse
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I wouldn't mind :)
[dP`MonkeyIsland] lol
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] woot!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] sigh
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] that's easier
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] hi
[dP`MonkeyIsland] not so fast bucko!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] yea waste time honey
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] :)
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Just giving you a better chance
[dP`MonkeyIsland] xDDD`
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Statistics say you need all the advantage you can get ;)
[dP`MonkeyIsland] I'll make new statistics!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] nice
[dP`MonkeyIsland] totally luck though
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Carefully balanced power!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] comoin
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Just because you don't notice the skill doesn't mean it's not there :)
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] (OK, it was luck)
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] (Don't tell anyone!)
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] You have that first jump down all right
[dP`MonkeyIsland] They will read this chat silly
[dP`MonkeyIsland] now everyone knows you are nothing but a lucker
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] twang
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Does this mean I should join Chelsea's clan?
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] LuckyIsland :)
[dP`MonkeyIsland] Chelsea is not 100% lucky
[dP`MonkeyIsland] he actually is skilled
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Oh
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Well, guess I'll stay with TdC then
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] OMGTELEPORTCHEATINGHAXOR
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] *cough*
[dP`MonkeyIsland] denied
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] same
[dP`MonkeyIsland] I'm leading though
[dP`MonkeyIsland] but 8 seconds
[dP`MonkeyIsland] by*
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] minus one turn
[dP`MonkeyIsland] monkey see
[dP`MonkeyIsland] monkey do
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I thought you were an island
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] or a game
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Anything but a monkey
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Maybe a babboon
[dP`MonkeyIsland] Yea but I meant you
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] denied.
[dP`MonkeyIsland] you saw what an island did and you copied it. That makes you the monkey
[dP`MonkeyIsland] a lucky one
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I'm not a monkey! I'm an ape-ish sort of species.
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Nice luck :)
[dP`MonkeyIsland] Apeone
[dP`MonkeyIsland] damn can't find your line to copy-paste
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Which one?
[dP`MonkeyIsland] ` boss
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] nice
[dP`MonkeyIsland] maybe you need to forfeit?
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Nah
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] You're gonna get stuck at the end
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] LoL, I just saw the final jump
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Sorry, I didn't realise it was this map
[dP`MonkeyIsland] think about it. You are stuck on that spot for a long time. Who knows when you will get out?
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] 2 years before you finish the last jump :)
[dP`MonkeyIsland] If you quit now, you can save time and enjoy your time doing something which you are good at
[dP`MonkeyIsland] ugh
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] But then I wouldn't get there.
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] So now I just have 2 years to finish this map.
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] You better pick the next map :)
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Style!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] lol
[dP`MonkeyIsland] nice luck
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I don't even know how to spell luk!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] wow and they let you play doctor
[dP`MonkeyIsland] lol stuck with style? xD
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Yes.
[dP`MonkeyIsland] LOL
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Of course they do!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Doctors shouldn't rely on luk.
[dP`MonkeyIsland] I don't need your pity!!!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] :D
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I don't pity your need!!!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] I'm concerned about your worm's vocal cords
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Don't worry, I can just replace it.
[dP`MonkeyIsland] comon
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] regular jump!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] against the thingey
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Hi, wall.
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I'm getting the feeling that particular swing isn't going to cut it for me
[dP`MonkeyIsland] The part of my brain about decision making is so powerful
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Powerfully wrong!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Not as wrong as mine, apparently.
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Hmm
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Perhaps a regular jump?
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Nope.
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Hmm.
[dP`MonkeyIsland] comon use your chance
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] And be accused of being a bad loser again? :)
[dP`MonkeyIsland] :D
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Perhaps try walking a bit further left
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] with the tail hanging down
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] hmm
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Did he test this map?
[dP`MonkeyIsland] probably a pixel jump
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] bleh, I hate those
[dP`MonkeyIsland] so you knew you can't beat me in bungee you tried to beat me in battle race
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I skipped turn, but you wouldn't take it
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] battlerace is such a bullshit reason to lose time in bungeerace =/
[dP`MonkeyIsland] how many turns you think I needed?
[dP`MonkeyIsland] what an absolute luck!!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I'd have to check
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] 10-20?
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I sure hope he didn't mean for us to bungee up there
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Hi
[dP`MonkeyIsland] Hi
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] One thing's for sure
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] This is gone from my hard drive after this game
[dP`MonkeyIsland] Map is made by hakfinn?
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] How many turns did you lose on this before I got here?
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] yeah
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] banning him from TUS? :)
[dP`MonkeyIsland] yea
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Hi
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I propose I skip 15-ish turns (the amount you lost)
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] and we continue teleporting to the top of the green thing
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] LOL
[dP`MonkeyIsland] LOL
[dP`MonkeyIsland] how did you do that?
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] normal jump
[dP`MonkeyIsland] lol
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] normal jump againt the little island
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Must've gotten a lucky sub pixel allignment
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I said normal!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] argh
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] this part is so bullshit :)
[dP`MonkeyIsland] Hakfinn and Crash (bull) were close friends that time
[dP`MonkeyIsland] that part is probablyt Crash's idea :D
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Don't talk to me like I don't know WN history! :)
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Jerry and bull joined fb at around the same time
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] But yeah
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] the final jump is difficult enough as it is
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Nice
[dP`MonkeyIsland] cinib
[dP`MonkeyIsland] cinib = comon
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] What do you think about my proposition?
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] What?
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] How!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Twice!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] In a row!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] decoded it!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] if you were smart enough you would have pay attention
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I've had to pay attention all day, just to not kill people!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] hehehe
[dP`MonkeyIsland] damn you will see it now :/
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] heh
[dP`MonkeyIsland] :D
[dP`MonkeyIsland] lol
[dP`MonkeyIsland] uggh
[dP`MonkeyIsland] LOL
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Hi!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Hi!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] Coffee?
[dP`MonkeyIsland] lmao
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I don't really drink coffee
[dP`MonkeyIsland] Beer?
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] When was the last time we used a bungee?
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Other than that one time you got up there
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] dammit, didn't pay attention :D
[dP`MonkeyIsland] LOL
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] space fail :)
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Ah, no worries, I still have slightly less than 2 years to make that jump
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] nice landing :)
dP`MonkeyIsland is pro
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] weeeeeee
[dP`MonkeyIsland] style!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Damn straight!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] :/
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] weeeeeeee
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I'm gonna try something else
[dP`MonkeyIsland] good job little buddy
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Thanks!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] For that, I'm going to give you 10 extra turns to finish for a draw if I make it first :)
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] weeeeeeee
[dP`MonkeyIsland] heheh
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Oh, there's an idea
[dP`MonkeyIsland] I really doubt hakfinn thought I that
[dP`MonkeyIsland] of*
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] :)
[dP`MonkeyIsland] whoa
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Doesn't mean it can't work!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I see more potential that way tbh
[dP`MonkeyIsland] COMON
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] 10 turns!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] gogogo!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] And I mean 10 bungee jumps
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] you can teleport
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] 1 down
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] 2 down
[dP`MonkeyIsland] sadistic bitch!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Mwuahhahahaha :)
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] OK, no counting :)
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] gogogogo!
[dP`MonkeyIsland] weee
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] :)
[dP`MonkeyIsland] 3*
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] Seems only fair with the bullshit battleracing
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] aww
[dP`MonkeyIsland] almost
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] I have one of these type of jumps in the-bungee-race-map-that-I'll-never-finish-making
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] only, you need to jump WAY up
[dP`MonkeyIsland] Hi!
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] yay! draw :)
[BeW`DarkOne`TdC] 'lo
[dP`MonkeyIsland] It is your win actually
[dP`MonkeyIsland] gg
[dP`MonkeyIsland] 1 to 0 for you