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philie:
happy chaoflux everyone!!
wtf is this??
Holyday of the season of Chaos.
Very little is known about this holyday. What we do is, we pretty much made up as we went along.
All your base are belong to us. Therefore, using Stumbleupon, pick the fifth website, translate into your favorite fictional language, and memorize your favorite paragraph. Mutter it quietly or sing it loudly as the situation demands.
Chaoflux is also about changing into discord, a more or less organized version of chaos. This can be accomplished by convincing your friends and closer to change their minds about decisions that they make through out the day.
TheWalrus:
--- Quote from: philie on February 19, 2013, 09:30 PM ---Chaoflux is also about changing into discord, a more or less organized version of chaos. This can be accomplished by convincing your friends and closer to change their minds about decisions that they make through out the day.
--- End quote ---
Chaoflux is not working on shyguy today, maybe im not doing it right ;D
ShyGuy:
Walrus, I'm sorry your positions on everything are objectively wrong. I am always right and you are always wrong. That's just the way it goes. Get good, kid. Jk, hahaha
philie:
happy zaraday everyone!
The Pentabarf
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.
philie:
Celebrate Bureflux!
Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 50th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3176
Celebrate Bureflux
Bureflux is the 50th of Bureaucracy in the Discordian Calendar. It’s a time to celebrate the wonderful mess that strict adherence to bureaucratic regulations can bring. So take some time to contemplate what a mess the good intentions of overzealous rule-makers can make. And eat some hot dogs but no buns since it’s not Friday. And don’t forget the wine.
Five tons of flax!
Penguin, penguin, make a wish-y
Something scaly, cold and squishy
How’s about a tasty fishy?
What kind do you eat?
-Catfish!
-Albacore!
-Snapper!
-FISH!
And don’t forget the grenade!
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