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Offline Alien

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2011, 02:22 PM »
Hi Tech Entertainment's Barbie Vacation Adventure for SNES (1994)



story: this is the sequel to Barbie Super Model. but enough modeling for now, after lots of hard work barbie finally got some vacation, yay! and you are the (un)lucky one to spend that time with her.

gameplay: it's all about minigames. you travel with barbie across the US. in every state you go to, you can play another minigame. after deciding, what barbie should wear, you can do horseriding in texas or collect underwater diamonds in california, for example. the awful thing is: the bitch can't die. no matter what you do, there is no way of loosing a game.

graphics: it's so damn colorful, you feel like turning down the color intensity of your monitor to a minimum. besides that the graphics look more like NES than SNES.

sound: they can't be serious... I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!

SCORE: 1/10

it might be labeled as an "educational game", but the only thing you learn from it is how shitty a game can be. i even can't imagine little girls, who play with real barbies having much fun with this.
it nevertheless scores 1 point, cause the game gets it's 15 mins of fame when you got a bunch of drunken friends hanging around in your appartment.

i don't know what you have, i liked this game... barbie forever !

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Offline Agneau

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2011, 07:21 PM »
DKC2

10/10

Love all the DK coins / Kremkoins / K-O-N-G letters u could try collect [= and what stunning graphics (also in DKC the first) levels and boss battles were all very exciting and challenging

donkey kong country 1 2 3 very nice game but my favorite is 2 ^^
The 2nd was really the best IMO, the 1 was vvvv good too. got disappointed by the 3rd!
Damn megaman X was such a good game !

Offline TheKomodo

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2011, 07:07 AM »
Really? DKC 1 was my fav :O

Offline Farco/Ghost

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2011, 07:22 AM »
Ehh... My top 5 favorite N64 games so far:
1)Pokemon Stadium
2)Pokemon Stadium 2 <--- Got mad and broke it. :/
3)Bomber Man
4)Worm Armageddon
5)Super Mario N64
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Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2011, 12:38 AM »
Ehh... My top 5 favorite N64 games so far:
1)Pokemon Stadium
2)Pokemon Stadium 2 <--- Got mad and broke it. :/
3)Bomber Man
4)Worm Armageddon
5)Super Mario N64


I passed Mario64 with 120 starts in 1 week but playing 12 hours daily xD
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Offline Turko

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2011, 01:18 AM »
Ive not wii, just snes

1- lion king

2- super mario bros (imposible to beat)

3- road fighter

4- ice climber :D

5- elevator action


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MOD`Dmitry> ok i too 
TdC--Turko> and ill get a lawyer


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Offline philie

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2011, 10:51 PM »
yeah, elevator action!
already forgot about that 1.
i had it on game boy, but lost it somewhere  :(

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2011, 01:28 AM »
For SNES!:

1 - Mario (brothers, super world,all start,allsnes marios!)

2 - Bomberman

3 - Donkey Kong

4 - Top Gear

5 - Sunset Riders

6 - Power Rangers haha

7 - ROnaldinho Soccer



Offline Husk

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2011, 05:37 PM »
The Addams Family

10/10

Awesome platformer with some of the craziest level designs. Graphics are great, and the background tunes are good. Non-linear gameplay and the many secret areas give this a high replay value. Difficult to beat, but once you stock yourself with 1-UPs and get the 3 extra hearts it should be possible without using the password system or save states. Bosses are quite easy, but the levels to get to the bosses are the difficult part. A must play for any fans of 2d -platformers.


Offline philie

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2011, 01:16 AM »


dunno, really sucky. especially the graphics, lol
score 0/10

Offline TheKomodo

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2011, 07:30 AM »


dunno, really sucky. especially the graphics, lol
score 0/10

Ah, don't start, those bastards at Nintendo sold me out... I wanted blood and gore and bones breaking n stuff, but the director was a homosexual (the "in-your-face" kind).

We got into an arguement and the harry hoofter bitchslapped me :'( that's why I have 2 black eyes for the cover...

Offline philie

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #26 on: July 08, 2011, 12:45 PM »
 :)

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #27 on: July 08, 2011, 04:25 PM »
I loved Donkey Kong Land and loads of other Gameboy games, priceless memories come flooding back when I hear the music again. I forgot how good the DK music was!

worm and learn

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #28 on: July 08, 2011, 04:51 PM »
Donkey Kong Country (1) is the best of series
The 3rd version is cool too, but the 1st just pwn!



Offline Alien

Re: ** Nintendo Game Reviews **
« Reply #29 on: July 08, 2011, 05:02 PM »
gameboy music reminds me to keygen sounds.

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