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Offline TheKaren

A noted gynecologist once said...
« on: October 19, 2017, 07:03 AM »
Warning - Sexual reference, if you are too young to read this and your parents catch you, lol @ you:

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"The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f**king temperamental."

Offline XanKriegor

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2017, 07:19 AM »
Jokes about vagina are not funny, peroid.

Offline TheKaren

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2017, 07:26 AM »
I'd call you a c**t Xan, but a c**ts useful  :D ;D

Offline XanKriegor

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2017, 07:33 AM »
I would call you an asshole, but it would insult the assholes  :D Read again.

Offline TheKaren

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2017, 08:00 AM »
Aw you changed the subject :(

Offline XanKriegor

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2017, 08:08 AM »
You did not get it.

Offline HHC

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2017, 08:37 AM »
I never got the appeal of the game, but no wonder Vok is playing it so often

Online Godmax

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2017, 08:43 AM »
Ah Steam advertising again

Offline TheKaren

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2017, 09:08 AM »
I wonder when we will get such entertaining games such as:

Security guard at an old folks home simulator
Bricklayer on a rainy day simulator
Watching wet paint dry simulator

These would be classics to the franchise...

Offline HHC

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2017, 11:19 AM »
Well on steam there already is a dad dating simulator, a shower with your dad simulator, a tank dating simulator, a shark dating simulator, a clock simulator, a loading screen simulator, an insult simulator, a bouncing duck simulator, a nudist beach survival simulator, two Trump simulators, a melon simulator, a fidget spinner simulator, a parking cop simulator, a streamer simulator (something for you?), a gamer simulator, a God simulator, a nihilist simulator, a drunken fight simulator, a cat simulator, a school simulator, a kitchen simulator, a shake your money-simulator, a grass simulator, a tea party simulator, a carp fishing simulator, a wolf simulator, a goat simulator, a suicide simulator, which brings me to.. ISIS simulator, or you can buy the life simulator package, which consists of the fly simulator, the cockroach simulator and of course the majestic hand-simulator.

Seriously, I don't understand why some people here don't use Steam  ???

Offline Sensei

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2017, 02:27 PM »
Hey HHC, why are you mocking Vok? You've got same amount of hours in some game where group of worms killing each other! :-X

Haha, ye btw, what the f@#! is with those steam simulator games? Worst one I've seen lately was some pidgeon dating simulator:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful_Boyfriend/

Probably reviews are very positive cause so much young blood digging this hipster style lately.. Twats.

Offline philie

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2017, 09:44 PM »
i like this one:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/233720/Surgeon_Simulator_2013/

the controls are so awkward, you'll mess things up for sure.

edit:

this one is also nice:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/246900/Viscera_Cleanup_Detail/

Offline HHC

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2017, 10:04 PM »
this one is also nice:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/246900/Viscera_Cleanup_Detail/

Looks fun.

Review:
Quote
Good woman simulator

Now I need to clean up my keyboard, lmao.

Offline XanKriegor

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2017, 06:08 PM »
Mobile Data Monitoring Application (MDMA)  :D

Offline Mega`Adnan

Re: A noted gynecologist once said...
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2017, 07:12 PM »
Seriously, I don't understand why some people here don't use Steam  ???

Well, I don't know... maybe because Steam is Pay2Play?



Adnan, you are Mega, not Micro and not even faint  :D So fight till the end please.