The Ultimate Site of Worms Armageddon

Other Things => Off Topic => Topic started by: avirex on September 14, 2010, 03:21 PM

Title: OMG FLEA'S!
Post by: avirex on September 14, 2010, 03:21 PM
soo, like some of you know i install flooring in peoples homes... this morning, i was scheduled to put carpeting into a rental home, the landlord was too cheap to pay for new padding, so the plan was to go directly over the old padding... when we show up to the house and walk in, the old carpeting is removed, and the padding is removed, we had no new padding on the truck.. so we are like.. "f@#! puta, ftp gringo bitch" and we have to leave, go back to the shop and pick up padding... we were only in this house for maybe 2 minutes tops...

we get in the van, drive maybe quarter mile down the road and f@#!in i feel shit all on my legs, i look down and theres bunch of fleas all over me lol.. we pull over im shakin them off, i took my socks off in the middle of the road and threw them on some bitches lawn haha was so mad, for the next hour i was picking them off me, and itching like a sonbitch... i just got home threw all my clothes into hot water washing machine, and took a hot shower.. hopefully thats the end of them nasty f@#!in things... now its time to go shave my head and balls! lol seriously going to do this :D

just a funny story i thought i would post :p
Title: Re: OMG FLEA'S!
Post by: Husk on September 14, 2010, 03:56 PM
shave my head and balls!

pics plz
Title: Re: OMG FLEA'S!
Post by: CJ on September 14, 2010, 11:04 PM
heres another reason to play worms alone, i love reading ur posts, so random and funny! just a normal bloke telling it how it is/was... i f@#!ing love it +1
Title: Re: OMG FLEA'S!
Post by: Eminef on September 19, 2010, 12:27 AM
Little did he know that just around the corner in the livin room was a family of flea riden hungry mother bitch loins just waiting for there lunch to turn up.
Thank f@#! that "gringo bitch" removed the padding... or poor little avrirex would have been top story on "Things Eaten By Other Things!"

Pheew! :-X
Title: Re: OMG FLEA'S!
Post by: Husk on September 19, 2010, 09:43 PM
sad but true
Title: Re: OMG FLEA'S!
Post by: nino on September 19, 2010, 11:10 PM
hahahaha avi, and once again it is fdp not ftp..ftp is an internet protocol...lolllllllllllll
Title: Re: OMG FLEA'S!
Post by: mirux on October 10, 2010, 06:53 PM
shave my head and balls!

pics plz

Of what? Fleas? xD
Title: Re: OMG FLEA'S!
Post by: Husk on October 10, 2010, 08:39 PM
yep [:
Title: Re: OMG FLEA'S!
Post by: Devilage on October 11, 2010, 01:51 PM
Lol man what about ur partner? did he get those f@#!ing fleas too? coz he went to the house with u right? if not then u gotta shave ur whole body coz they maybe thought u were a dog D; pzz my bitch.