pet forum

[Husk]

mmmm so I'm asking for a pet forum, make me a mod plz

[nino]

m8 lol

[Husk]

so the first pet to hit the forum is this, I don't even...

Full name: New bizarre animal

Type: huge ass-sized unidentified weird thing

Alias: WTF IS THAT, KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

Height :40-378 inches (101-960 cm)

Country of Origin: japaneseland

Weight :320-1540 pounds (145-698 kg)

Function: unknown

Life: About 10-15 minutes

History

New bizarre animal was first found by a japenese zoologist back in yesterday. the zoologists around the globe found no breeding partner for it from the wild, and animal's extinction at stake they started to have sex with him/her/it to ensure that there will be even weirder mutations tomorrow

Appearance

blue neck, green back, red stomach, purple feet. the feet are very close to the ears, and if the nose would be any lower than it is atm, it would just be too weird. the blue neck is soft, eyes are inside that... hole thingy.

Body type

Ideal size
Height: 378 inches (960 cm) Female : duh
Weight: 1540 pounds (698 kg)

Temperament

very good behaviour around kids. doesn't attack other animals, likes to scare the shit out of em tho

Care

feed it whatever u want, even pour some coca-cola on it. she has herpes so don't try to f@#! it. no other known std, except it looks like a *****

overall pet rate 8.2 out of 10

[magic]

ROFLMAO

[TheKomodo]

Life - about 10 - 15 minutes, LOL man xD

OMG just watched the video, is that thing fkn real??? looks like the brain from Starship Troopers, and lol @ the japs going "ooohhhhh" at poking it, and lol, the japs have discovered a bizarre new animal, so they turn it upside down and it looks like a big vadge, so they immediately start raping it with a stick LOL.

The ending, wtf, that's pretty cruel if it's real, seriously, is this real?!?

[Guaton]

OMG just watched the video, is that thing fkn real???...
The ending, wtf, that's pretty cruel if it's real, seriously, is this real?!?

D:

seriously ... komo... ffs


btw: where the hell do u see the green back and the blue neck on that thing husk rofl

[TheKomodo]

It does look slightly real, even lalo thought it is real... Is it real or not lol?

[Husk]

mmm at the earlier part of the video they see many of them and they move unrealisticly fast for such looking beasts xDDDdd so I think it's fake

and just writing random stuff guaton

[TheKomodo]

Ah lol, I guess I shouldn't have skipped 2 minutes of the video then lol xD

[Hussar]

hahahahah u make my day 


KOMO: no, its not real.

[TheKomodo]

Yah I realised that as soon as I seen the 1st part of the video lol.

[Throsti]

so the first pet to hit the forum is this, I don't even...

Full name: New bizarre animal

Type: huge ass-sized unidentified weird thing

Alias: WTF IS THAT, KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

Height :40-378 inches (101-960 cm)

Country of Origin: japaneseland

Weight :320-1540 pounds (145-698 kg)

Function: unknown

Life: About 10-15 minutes

History

New bizarre animal was first found by a japenese zoologist back in yesterday. the zoologists around the globe found no breeding partner for it from the wild, and animal's extinction at stake they started to have sex with him/her/it to ensure that there will be even weirder mutations tomorrow

Appearance

blue neck, green back, red stomach, purple feet. the feet are very close to the ears, and if the nose would be any lower than it is atm, it would just be too weird. the blue neck is soft, eyes are inside that... hole thingy.

Body type

Ideal size
Height: 378 inches (960 cm) Female : duh
Weight: 1540 pounds (698 kg)

Temperament

very good behaviour around kids. doesn't attack other animals, likes to scare the shit out of em tho

Care

feed it whatever u want, even pour some coca-cola on it. she has herpes so don't try to f@#! it. no other known std, except it looks like a *****

overall pet rate 8.2 out of 10

>>>Dude. This is fake :S

[Aerox]

can you make my favorite monster based off pieces of my favorite animals

[chakkman]

lol @ this

[HHC]

Needs more info on how you cook this thing.