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Rhyme contest

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Sensei:
Thanks for reminding me about this, Toxic.
Even tho this thread make us all feel a bit sick.
Year has passed.. Zalo and money are nowhere to be seen,
Come back ppl! Where the f@#! is Tobi, where the f@#! is Spleen??

l7cx1Cl:
Surprised this didnt blow up as it should.
Btw me andbmy soon to be wife will be moving to Croatia in a couple years😁

Memox:
Smegma encrusted synapses,
That guy who spams battle axes.
I'll f@#!ing low gravity + kamikaze your ass
I'm telling you, you dumbass
Stop spamming battle axes
on my healthiest worms;
you truly were, the shittiest sperm.
Why did you have to spawn
inside your dad's testicles anyway,
If only I had a Holy-Hand Grenade...
You don't deserve to live
I bet you play through Steam
You sick f@#!
Now your worm is stuck
But I'll free yourself from that girder
if you promise me you won't Pearl Harbor
my dear, pink platoon.
You fool,
I know. I almost necro'd this thread
But if you don't tell MonkeyIsland about this,
I'll give you head.
(no homo)
 

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