The Ultimate Site of Worms Armageddon
Other Things => Off Topic => Topic started by: Godmax on November 15, 2018, 11:31 AM
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Ladies AND gentlemen.
Its an honor to host the 2018 snowpiss challenge on my own. Xan retired from the pissbusiness and I pretty much aquired all pissingrights from him now.
So ladies and gentlemen if there is snow you go right at it and piss. You record the process without showing your banana ofc and then you get points from 1 to 10. I give the points :D Xan could be the secondary co moderator but russia made him soft. The winner will get....nothing of course. Well piss reputation and fame.
No snow here in Germany but once there is I might do the peedance as well.
AND ALSO sandpissing is allowed for the brasilian thong dancers like nino and others.
Good luck ladies and gentlemem
If you have any more questions look here, the original snowpissing challenge: https://www.tus-wa.com/forums/off-topic/tus-snowpissing-open-challenge-30139/
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You are this bored huh?
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oh for f@#! sake, don't you have anything better to do?
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And people say I am weirdo.
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If you dont know about the original piss challenge then fine but f@#! off! I created this thread in about 1 minute. Not that big of a deal is it. Now piss, film it and win gold
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I can type between 100-140wpm, your OP was 130 words.
So yeah, about a minute to type it up, but you obviously spent time planning this, looking for old thread to copy and paste, and spent about half an hour on the bus with a semi excited to get home and post it.
And when the idea 1st struck in your head I bet you were like:
(https://sp.mycdn.me/image?id=870912365496&t=44&plc=WEB&tkn=*MbEGXlSHvP8IejmiTSnvawqYP6U)
I use that specific gif because the doors closing are a metaphor for the community and their collective facepalms after reading this nonsense :)
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Boys.. relax! And remember:
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I was thinking about the return of the piss challenge for years. Asked xan to host and he said f@#! off. So I typed the shit in 1 min and looked for the old thread, edited my post and all in all after 2 very long minutes the challenge was set.
Eating the yellow snow wont get you extra points but you gotta make it yellow yes thats the assignment here.
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Asked xan to host and he said f@#! off.
I'm proud of you Xan :D
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The original thread had merit, this just seems forced & desperate.
Dave pretty much nailed it already with what I was going to type, I bet godmax was all excited for his super hilarious pissthread shitpost and how everyone was going to lol so hard and congratulate him on his shitposting greatness, maybe some slaps on the back.
Then everyone showed up and.....meh.
And for the record, the people most certainly never asked for this abortion of a forum post.
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Maxy is forcing me to pee and shit on sand and take a picture of it, or else he'll kill my family. :o
*sarcasm* :^)
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It isnt forced. It is an attempt to bring back the challenge. Like the football World Cup or the Worms Olympics.
No shitting Adnan you will get disqualified. But sandpissing allowed yes. Xan was very strict years ago with the sand.
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uhauhaua you f@#!ing louco gringo :D
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It isnt forced. It is an attempt to bring back the challenge. Like the football World Cup or the Worms Olympics.
You compare a world class event that inspires and draws many millions of people from across the world, and a highly respected Worms event, to pissing in the snow...
Really?
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This thread have already succeeded in gaining glory, probably even more than Maxy wished for :)
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This thread have already succeeded in gaining glory, probably even more than Maxy wished for :)
I think we have different definitions of the word glory :D
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You compare a world class event that inspires and draws many millions of people from across the world, and a highly respected Worms event, to pissing in the snow...
Really?
yes
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This thread have already succeeded in gaining glory, probably even more than Maxy wished for :)
Any attention is good attention for Godmax, he craves it and is desperate for it. Remember, this is the guy that talks to himself in the shoutbox about football matches.
We probably should ignore him, but its like a slow motion car wreck, it is so horrible you can do nothing but watch.
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lol guys, wtf?
you dont think this is funny? seems like your own f@#!ing problem.
you're taking this serious and arguing about it? you are the bored one with too much time then.
forced & desperate or not, godmax = carwreck maybe, but i like this to be back and am waiting for the snow meanwhile.
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I think i'd rather have been alive during World War 2, fighting alongside people with values, respect, dignity.
I'd rather die being shot in cold blood by someone brainwashed by their government than live with people who find pissing in snow competitions amusing, what the f@#! is going on with this planet really, I wish we could pick and choose when we were born...
Sometimes it feels like a step back in evolution visiting these forums...
(https://i.imgur.com/Kcu7ScT.png)
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I'd rather die being shot in cold blood by someone brainwashed by their government than live with people who find pissing in snow competitions amusing, what the f@#! is going on with this planet really
Ppl were saying same thing for worms darts tourneys..
Planet somehow survived :)
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Really? I recall some people saying they hate Darts but don't recall anyone ever saying they would rather die being shot in cold blood by someone brainwashed by their government than live with people who find darts tourneys fun...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJMxrIfCIAAauTC.jpg)
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@philie: Well at least 1 participant :D God bless you
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hauhauha Komo u used extreme arguments aeee was funny to read lol
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Ninos de brasilian tittyos you gonna piss in the sand over there maybe? :)
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like this?
(https://farm5.static.flickr.com/4031/4619877882_a6d332e304_b.jpg)
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Mhh beautiful but for the contest you gotta post a vid (for maximum points) or a pic where you pissed your name in the sand or sth.! Cant post some dirty pisspic from someone else ofc
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Dear Ladies and Gentleman,
What a wonderful day i am gladly surprised that piss challenge returned. Even though i read sadly News that xan didnt admit his god given destiny of master this glory challenge.
These challenge is what legends are Born for, full of gloriness, brightness and fame. The winner might be the Person who brings heaven and the endless empire of god closer to our world.
That once the endless Paradies Returns to our world. Tears run through my face reading the most important tournament is back in 2018.
So i wish everyone good luck to handle it and Show everything what you can to fullfill the most gloriness ever seen.
It will cost you blood sweat and tears. Maybe you will lose your life by the risk of doing best Video but i promise you it is worth it. Dont Forget if you die by doing it the Worms empire will never Forget you.
Another Person will finish your loading best gloriness Video and we will all go to heaven.
So now is time for me to say goodbye.
I wish everyone the best i am excited who will manage it best.
Your Bibletobi
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Fantastic post Tobias. Thank you for the inspiration.
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What's your teeth condition Tobias? Did you stop drowning in sugar?
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So far no participation, good job.
Just as a reminder (for Vicenco for example): shitting is not allowed! And dont wanna see a sausage.
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If you dont piss then I will, soon. But first christmas otherwise its a sin