PEOPLE OF TUS, LISTEN UP
In the wake of the interest and excitement shown by the Worms community over the succesful grand CWT finale, I am hereby announcing an even GREATER EVENT!
Two of the biggest rapists ever seen on the scene of intermediate will now decide who has the biggest balls, who has the hardest cock, who is the
f@#!ing pro and who is the
useless, disgusting noob.
Mighty Taner will meet
Dr. Abegod in a legendary battle, and you - noobs of TUS - will get the privilege of watching and following the progress of this unforgettable rape.
The tournament will be a series of bo3 games spanding over the christmas holidays. They will for each game alternately start the first round, and the first to win 7 whole games is the
winner of the tournament.Replays will be uploaded and score will be updated in OP.
f@#! PORNHUB, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL FOLKS, ENJOY
Score:
Rape 1 - Dr. Abegod raped Mighty Taner (2-0)
Rape 2 - Dr. Abegod raped Mighty Taner (2-0)
Rape 3 - Dr. Abegod raped Mighty Taner (2-1)
Rape 4 - Dr. Abegod raped Mighty Taner (2-0)
Rape 5 - Mighty Taner raped Dr. Abegod (2-0)
Rape 6 - Mighty Taner raped Dr. Abegod (2-1)
Rape 7 - Mighty Taner raped Dr. Abegod (2-0)
Rape 8 - Mighty Taner raped Dr. Abegod (2-1)
Rape 9 - Dr. Abegod raped Mighty Taner (2-0)
Rape 10 - Dr. Abegod raped Mighty Taner (2-1)
Rape 11 - Dr. Abegod raped Mighty Taner (2-0)
Dr. Abegod has won the tournement
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this is even less threadworthy than the fos-bui battle threads, and that is saying something
I kinda hope youre right because the degree of threadworthyness on this site seems to be inversely proportional with the number of comments a thread generates.
But then again - this is about an epic, official intermediate tournament, not about people hating on eachother over nothing.
Stay tuned for the first battle!
I dont know about epic but where the f@#! is he? No post from him here. I dont see the relevance of this tournament AT THE MOMENT.
Taner is moohted atm.
Alright ladies and gentlemen! Be in AG @ 19:30 GMT for the first official tournament rape!
Edit: reschedule
But its only ape vs. ape. Not that spectacular.
First rape: and the winner iiiiiiiis - Dr. Abegod! (2-0)
(replays attached)
Stay tuned for the next fight! If possible we will try to stream it and do commentary ourselves. never seen before
2:0 oh my god
Today two games were played. The winner of them both iiiiiiiiis: Dr. Abegod! (2-0),(2-1)
Replays attached.
To clarify what happened in the end of round 1 in the 2. game: Taner admitted defeat and wanted to test a sg shot.
Well, so far it's been Dr Rapegod. And funnily enough, the other guy needs to come back from 3-0 down if he's to win the series.
Now he needs a come back from 4:0.
Today another rape was executed and the winner iiiiis: Dr. Abegod! (2-0) yet again...
Replays attached.
These 2 games were some tough matches, they're worth watching.
Quote from: Dr Abegod on December 30, 2016, 03:46 PM
These 2 games were some tough matches, they're worth watching.
yeah no
Hey Walrus, I know you have a quarrel with Taner, could you please deal with that in another way than posting butthurt smelling comments on everything associated with him? At least not in this thread. Thanks.
Quote from: Dr Abegod on December 30, 2016, 04:04 PM
Hey Walrus, I know you have a quarrel with Taner, could you please deal with that in another way than posting butthurt smelling comments on everything associated with him? At least not in this thread. Thanks.
Don't understand why you can't play each other without posting a thread about it, you know, like everyone else on this entire site does?
Taner and I wanted to decide who is the best intermediate player. To make this tournament more interesting (for us) we make it public. In that way there's a lot of pride at stake as everyone can see it. Just for the record - this is isnt my self promotion project, im just leading atm. could as well be taner.
So where and when can we see the shit
Alright! Next game will be at jan. 1. 20 GMT!
Wait wait wait. What is that?
Score:
Rape 1 - Dr. Abegod raped Mighty Taner (2-0)
Rape 2 - Dr. Abegod raped Mighty Taner (2-0)
Rape 3 - Dr. Abegod raped Mighty Taner (2-1)
Rape 4 - Dr. Abegod raped Mighty Taner (2-0)
You won 4 times already? Is that correct? If yes end the shit immediately you have raped the Taner for all eternity :D
Lets hope taner not to get pregnant.
Today two games were played and the winner of them both iiiiis: Mighty Taner! (2-0),(2-1)
Replays attached.
Round 3 in the second game was pretty interesting. At the end a failed suicide attempt by me decided the round.
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Quote from: Hurz on January 02, 2017, 03:30 AM
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not really, but you don't need to be serious about it, there are different kinds of "humor".
Rape jokes are VERY funny, regarding Worms ofc. But Taner won 2 times? Mhhhhhh.....concentrate Abegod!
UUUuuuhhh Taner might have a chance of coming back now, because a game was played today and the winner iiiiis: Mighty Taner! (2-0)
Time to stop resting on my laurels, this noob is trying hard now.
Man Abegod you amateur what are you doing start concentrating at least a bit....
Today 2 rapes were executed at the winner iiiiiis: Mighty Taner! (2-1) aaaaand Dr. Abegod! (2-0)
Replays attached.
Oh oh Apebear well ok then
ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Today 2 rapes were executed and the winner of them both iiiiis: Dr. Abegod! (2-1), (2-0)
Which makes me the winner of this tournament. Taner is now officially raped.
Replays attached.
3. round in the first match ended with what we thought was going to be a cave drown-draw. Something strange happened - my worm survived when the other worms drowned. I guess it's because this worm was suffering from skunk poisoning, thus having less height and being more close to the rooftop.
I want to say thanks to everyone who followed this humiliation, maybe there will be another tournament in the future.
Edit: skunk had nothing to do with my worm standing in round 3. Taner's worms were just in a lower position.
Taner is a noob a noname unworthy apewarrior. He left max scheme because of that too long Apegod tournament. What a damn amateur well at least he lost.
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Well thats true raping is part of the Worms process. Taner was raped hard!
Dear taner, i understand you must feel ashamed and nacked now. Abegod walked over you like there is nothing easier than that. Please go to practice camp try harder to fokus on your skills. They are not available yet. Please feel the pain of your desastrous performance. I pray for you that one day you will come back better. Best greeting your uncle tpbi
Quote from: MrTPenguin on January 05, 2017, 10:20 AM
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Hahah :D