The Ultimate Site of Worms Armageddon
Other Things => Off Topic => Topic started by: XanKriegor on December 01, 2016, 05:35 PM
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Winter officially starts now, so does the first ever TUS Snowpissing Open Challenge.
As the name suggests, you have to piss. On some snow. What can be a measure of quality of this act? Of course, its duration, its distance and even its loudness. The snow having its qualities too - they are depth and whiteness.
So, to win this challenge, you must get as much points as you can. There are two things to affect your score:
1) Style. Do it as long, as far and as loud as possible. Chosen snow piece should be as big, clean and deep as possible.
Of course, you can add some wild elements, like the following: do it as far away from your location as possible, do it as late as possible (midnight is good for that), do it while you are upside down or standing on a 50 meter tall power line tower, while running from the police or riding backside of a bullet train holding your dong with one hand and your camera with the other - everything you can imagine and do will work for your points stock.
2) Evidence. Not much point in doing all aforementioned gests without compelling evidence. Use photo, video, audio, geo-tagging, satellite navigation with route recording, spy sat photos, copies of police papers if you got caught - once again - every imaginable way to stiff your evidence goes.
So, lets sum this - your points are your style multiplied by the strength of your evidence.
Deadline is 28 February 2017, when the winter officially ends. To submit your record, just PM me. Amount of submissions from same person is not limited. Multiple attempts are good for score too. My own submission will be out of competition but will serve as an example and a reference - next report will be compared to it, third will be compared with both, and so on. Godmax will be my co-mod, all records will be discussed between us despite the fact this hairy anal dickpussy is the reason why there is no money prizes here xD
DISClAIMER: Of course you are doing all this shit on your own risk, bla bla bla, you now the drill.
Rules might be changed by the course of the challenge.
EXAMPLE DELETED
Standings:
1) Godmax
2) ANO
3) Street
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erm, there's no snow in Italy? (at least where i live)
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no snow in uk either :<
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This is racist challenge. Only few countries can participate.
f@#! off.
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In Brazil theres snow everywhere, but i dont want to participate!
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man you need to drink more water, that piss is almost crimson
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dat effort for nuts :o :-X
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haha nice.
but no snow here yet :(
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man you need to drink more water, that piss is almost crimson
I was not prepared whatsoever, read carefully.
Winter just have began, so...
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There's no snow in my city too, ever. :(
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Godmax will be my co-mod, all records will be discussed between us despite the fact this hairy anal dickpussy is the reason why there is no money prizes here xD
WHAT? I just didnt want to pay for your new underwear its cold in Siberia you can buy it on your own. The pics you provided are pretty educational thank you Xanos.
No snow here in Germany yet so no dongaction (in the snow!). Ladies and gentlemen I want to remind you that Xan is a professional and knows what hes talking about. He IS snowpissing impersonated so you can all cheer up and thank god that he doesnt take part in the challenge. I am praying everyday because of that.
Back to topic: I dont want to see hairy nuggets. There is no winning possible with a goddam wooden hairy stick on the photo I wont watch and review long dick photos I cant and wont do it (maybe Xan will do it).
So post them pics at your own risk!
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34ºC here thx
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Then piss in the damn sand! Snow/sand pisscontest!
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Then piss in the damn sand! Snow/sand pisscontest!
we in italy dont have sand neither... unless in sea...
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Wait there is a masked bear on one of the pics what is that we dont support terrorism we support snowpissing.
And Zerox a bit of work is necessary here. Once you reach a beach piss like a man and record it.
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This is not funny. But I appreciate your effort :)
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hmmm xD
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So far no one participated yet, apparently
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get a life
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Some peoples has much easier way to say "iam puto" no need open a thread like this but ok we got it mate, ty ae to tell us u r puto, no more doubts.
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Xan spent too much time talking to Godmax in shoutbox and went full retard
Never go full retard.
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get a snow
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No shitty participants the challenge is a huge fail. Well you tried Xan ^^
Nino doesnt even know how to piss in the sand. So called brasilian yeah sure....
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Nino doesnt even know how to piss in the sand. So called brasilian yeah sure....
xD
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Its not kings' business to piss on sand))))
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can I get additional points for farting during pissing?
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No
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can I get additional points for farting during pissing?
Sure, its style after all.
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I will watch the dirty stuff without sound ofc no points from me for farting shitting or whatever during the act! No can do regarding fartpoints. Xan is the fartmaster apparently.
In general Xan will watch the stuff first just in case someone is flashing his tiny banana!
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Next week probably snow here that means I will participate on the snowpiss challenge and that means I will win it immediately :D
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(https://s24.postimg.org/3xu25b6xh/image.jpg)
Someone said there is 25 cm of snow outside.. So I went to check it myself.
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i hadn t seen this challenge uahuah this is from last month
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No snow in skåne (southern sweden), so I can't participate :(
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having fun
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Scratch your name in the snow at least. Like you never seen my example.
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your post is too long, I just peed and taken a photo. I also have a whatsapp group since 3 years now where we post our shit every day... uahuah
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your post is too long, I just peed and taken a photo. I also have a whatsapp group since 3 years now where we post our shit every day... uahuah
He ain't joking
f@#!ing maniac posting photo of his shit even on FUB group while i'm eating hahaha
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This message was written by uncle Godmax!!!
"This is some Godmax-pissing with not a lot of snow (piss melted the snow altogether) but there it is.
A vid of the pissaction would be possible....."
"I was wearing a headlamp and holding a tablet to film the pissaction!"
"http://ul.to/rcghnpgi"
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Download 50mb to watch video of Godmax pissing? Tus started hitting barriers on daily basis.
Maybe when drunk enough! Thx for sharin.
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I think we have a winner..
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having fun
drink more water ano
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(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/16144457_1209650632450785_1152452592_n.jpg?oh=69d3d6d9221a69c6e69e1d6cec728b47&oe=588316EA)
Haha one night i looked out of the window and saw this snow d**k , and i said to my self go piss on his ball signature ``St``
xDD ;D :D
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Ok, pissers, the winter is over, your standings are updated, thanks everyone.
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I was pissing like a damn bear here I deserve all the glory!
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man you need to drink more water, that piss is almost crimson
Unfortunately he deleted the fantastic pissexample :D
I say RESTART REHOST the tournament NOW !