The Ultimate Site of Worms Armageddon
One-Boards => Schemes => Topic started by: Schw on September 11, 2016, 10:41 AM
-
We all know that people gets so offended if you telecow in regular games even if its allowed in tus, but we have came to a point that its so f@#!ing ridiculous.... and Im talking about 'jp cow'
As title says, Im so tired of people missunderstanding jp cow :o I don't give a fk of what people thinks but its so fking anoying to have to argue with these cry babies everyday..
Don't you see the difference between an artificial move, where you break the natural rules of the game non attacking in your turn, aka suiciding on purpose or don't attacking because your objective is getting a best spot instead, breaking the game.... versus; just attacking, playing natural, doing the best shot you can do and then fly away with your jp and landing where your brain and your balls want to land ? in order to get a cool spot that gives you an extra advantage that you rightfully achieved and deserved without breaking any natural rules of the scheme and using an allowed weapon/combo in this scheme ? people forgot that this is a turn based strategic game ?
Im just posting a game in order that you can see what Im talking about ( happens in the turn 8/9 if you want to go straight there ). If you think that after landing my nade I had to fly away 30kms to the other side of the map in order to not "disturb" this german fellow :D just post it here please ::) ( btw, it changes nothing but also notice that I had intention to push the mine above his worm towards him :) ) so at least we can create a black list of people who we don't have to waste our time playing with.
[attachment=1]
Im telling you right now, for these people... just create a decent "hyst bng / bng hyst", this is what better suits their needs. But meanwhile just stop being tards, PLEASE... I beg you all.
I don't get how people are so obtuse..
-
(http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/c0/c2/c6/c0c2c66980613b475034d6dc784dd52c.jpg)
-
You can jetcow after attack, the outcome will be same - you moved to the worm who just did its turn.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/madgonzo/Photobucket%20Desktop%20-%20I5-W7X64/DCS/Screen_130528_021251_zpse9c316fa.jpg~original)
-
(http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/c0/c2/c6/c0c2c66980613b475034d6dc784dd52c.jpg)
that's not a jet pack!
-
As title says, Im so tired of people missunderstanding jp cow
its easy to teach them:
1st select jetpack
2nd: select the weapon mad cows
3rd press enter
pro tipp: using the kb to select the weapons increases your chance of an successful execute during the limited turntime of 1 second.
-
You can jetcow after attack, the outcome will be same - you moved to the worm who just did its turn.
yeah, after attacking so its not telecow, this is hyst bro :D btw how many cms do you think am I able to land next to his last turn worm following your argument ? I will make sure to have a ruler with me with this measure tu use when I play agaisnt you !
-
well schw, that people avoid those things in a funner is because most people around are honest player which have healthy common sense.
you shouldn't expect any applause if you enjoy being lame in a funner.
but don't worry, your problem is easy to solve:
Solution 1: Stop being lame in a funner
Soltuion 2: don't be suprised when you act lame, and accept the flame
-
Dunno what are your butthurt about man.
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/animals-cow-farm_animal-take_off-take_off-planes-bgr0054_low.jpg)
-
@yanme risking my worm trying to push a mine after doing a legit move is called being lame in a fun game... I thought I was the one who was trying to get the much fun of this game ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? wow, seriously you guys have a problem
edit; downloaded 1 times and people talking shit, cool :-*
-
As title says, Im so tired of people missunderstanding jp cow
its easy to teach them:
1st select jetpack
2nd: select the weapon mad cows
3rd press enter
pro tipp: using the kb to select the weapons increases your chance of an successful execute during the limited turntime of 1 second.
genius xD
-
Fshh, people these days....
-
Yet..you're the one calling it 'Telecow'. Turn advantage ffs.
In addition to what peja/yanme said: play elite and rrtt! xd
-
Who gives a shit about hyst? And hyst funners? Play real schemes like Cslongi said.
-
oh I'll try that peja xD
-
Just play the way you want, there's no rule in Hyst, ignore them.
My way to deal with retards in Hysteria:
Noob: COW!! GTFO NOB!!
Kaleu: I'm noob? Why? What's W:A genre??
Noob: Turn-Based Strategy, why?
Kaleu: That's how I set my strategy, elaborate yours to avoid it. Who's noob now? 8)
:P :P
-
Just play the way you want, there's no rule in Hyst, ignore them.
My way to deal with retards in Hysteria:
Noob: COW!! GTFO NOB!!
Kaleu: I'm noob? Why? What's W:A genre??
Noob: Turn-Based Strategy, why?
Kaleu: That's how I set my strategy, elaborate yours to avoid it. Who's noob now? 8)
:P :P
Im the same cept mine goes like this;
Noob: COW!! GTFO NOOB!!
Rabbit:EADC xDD
-
we can create a black list of people who we don't have to waste our time playing with.
List of people
1) Schw
blablablablablabla
so far i've played 3 times with you, and all you did was hide in a corner and shoot zooks / nades all game, why don't you just host bng hysts yourself? plus you're quite below average at the scheme in general, so you could aswell improve before calling anyone "tard". you even killed yourself with a lg zooka in one of those, i remember perfectly
Who gives a shit about hyst? And hyst funners? Play real schemes like Cslongi said.
this too
-
Who gives a shit about hyst? And hyst funners? Play real schemes like Cslongi said.
Yeah, also lets give a shit of enjoying some pics of playing with Daina boobs too. Pfftt....
-
Who gives a shit about hyst? And hyst funners? Play real schemes like Cslongi said.
Yeah, also lets give a shit of enjoying some pics of playing with Daina boobs too. Pfftt....
Woot? Try with youporn and chill out boy ;D