@Caye:
I appreciate your effort to look crazy, practise pays off man well done!
Reading your post was like watching someone stuck in a loop with a piece of paper that has "please fold" written on both sides.
You say the keyboard is great, yet you say it's stupid, while at the same time being a keyboard time-of-death psychic, i'm impressed.
One mans trash is another mans treasure, what is useless for one person is a godsend for another.
People can decide themselves what they can and cannot afford to buy, so yeah, it might seem stupid for you, but it's the best damn £70 I ever spent on a keyboard, and when this keyboard decides to die i'll replace it.
Speaking of which, since your a psychic you can alert me a few days before it does ascend to keyboard heaven so I can order another one