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why don't you play worms armageddon ?

coz Im retarted and I prefer to play fortnite
2 (2.6%)
coz no time, work, school,family, sport etc
21 (26.9%)
coz too many keyboards damaged
2 (2.6%)
coz when I come to AG, the only game I can find in 1 hour is mole...
21 (26.9%)
coz I am noob :( and the only game I can win is shoppa with CPU1
1 (1.3%)
coz I am still waiting untill 3.8 will be realised
12 (15.4%)
coz I am gay and I prefer other activities
5 (6.4%)
coz nobody left to play league and I am not interesting in for fun games
9 (11.5%)
other reason - please write
5 (6.4%)

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Voting closed: April 28, 2019, 09:48 PM

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Offline Zalo

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Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #180 on: July 13, 2018, 06:55 PM »
My point for f*cks sake wasn't to show that nobody can defeat me, but the fact that mole is not luck based scheme, and that you can win multiple times without the factor of luck. Something you totally lost track of in your delluded logic. Watching football matches is something that works better for you, at least you know what's the score is.

Why are you so bad at reading with comprehension? Hmm?

Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #181 on: July 13, 2018, 06:55 PM »
So how many games i need to win and how much $ im winning? This discussion is boring, lets end it. Havent played in months but give me 2 or 3 days to practice the scheme and lets do it!!!

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Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #182 on: July 13, 2018, 06:57 PM »
That's the spirit!!

Win just 1 out of 5 games, and 40$ is yours. Okay?

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Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #183 on: July 13, 2018, 06:59 PM »
Can we do this properly and can I stream this please?

And daina, I know you are good, but you should practise for at least 2-4 weeks, do NOT underestimate him, he IS very very good at Mole Shopper.

I would even suggest playing with Zalo for an entire day, since he IS the best player, so you can learn the best tactics, also study his previous games from cups etc.

I am confident daina could win 1/5 games after practising for 1 month.

Do you mean 1/5 individual games? Or 1/5 matches consisting each of Bo5?

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Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #184 on: July 13, 2018, 07:01 PM »
Omg this Zalo guy just went full retarded. You don't have a clue about worms if you think Rand and Mab are no match for you, they can easily adapt to any scheme fast as f@#!. They are f@#!ing legends for something.

In fact any top player in classic tus would learn Mole and leave you behind because they are competitive, love challenges and improve themselves. But guess what, nobody gives a shit about mole. Damn, it is painful to see you trying to earn respect and acknowledgment for your 100x against a bunch of unknown noobs.
Will you ever wander out of your comfort zone? Or is it too frustating to be beat back and forth in ropes, elite and bng?
« Last Edit: July 13, 2018, 07:03 PM by lalo »

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Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #185 on: July 13, 2018, 07:08 PM »
I am confident daina could win 1/5 games after practising for 1 month.

Do you mean 1/5 individual games? Or 1/5 matches consisting each of Bo5?

I just mean winning 1 round out of 5 rounds, and 40$ is hers.

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Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #186 on: July 13, 2018, 07:08 PM »
So how many games i need to win and how much $ im winning? This discussion is boring, lets end it. Havent played in months but give me 2 or 3 days to practice the scheme and lets do it!!!

Who would say that girl will have biggest balls around here haha.
Nice move daina, finally!

Offline TheKaren

Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #187 on: July 13, 2018, 07:11 PM »
So could we do this as an official challenge please guys?

Give daina 4 weeks to practise, we will hype it up and advertise it, give background stories etc, maybe even get myself, thewalrus commentating on it in 4 weeks time.

I think that would be a really cool event for this game, and we should do more challenges like these haha :)

Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #188 on: July 13, 2018, 07:16 PM »
WHAT THIS GAME HAS COME TO
An event for mole  :(

But yeah im ok with this

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Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #189 on: July 13, 2018, 07:17 PM »
Let's play within 7 days from now, please. Later I will have too much work and little time.

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Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #190 on: July 13, 2018, 07:29 PM »
Let's play within 7 days from now, please. Later I will have too much work and little time.

Ahahaha, nice excuse, want to increase your chances of victory, good choice ;) ;)

It's on!!!

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Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #191 on: July 13, 2018, 07:44 PM »
Let's play within 7 days from now, please. Later I will have too much work and little time.

Ahahaha, nice excuse, want to increase your chances of victory, good choice ;) ;)

It's on!!!

I'm having a job, just like a normal person, so fk you and your "4 weeks". I simply ask her to win one single round out of 5. Is that too much? Me giving her 7 days for preparation, you call excuses? wtf is wrong with you?

Offline TheKaren

Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #192 on: July 13, 2018, 08:27 PM »
It's funny because of what you said earlier :)

Offline Anubis

Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #193 on: July 14, 2018, 12:32 AM »
Maybe we should sign a petition to ban Mole Shoppers?
Mole shoppa, like torn/ripped jeans on young women, is a mere fad and will disappear in a few years.

You mean yourselves.

Mole is the most strategy & tactical based game, just like chess. Everybody who doesn't enjoy it is simply a sub-human. Unless you play on a resolution higher than 1366x768. If so, then I feel sorry for you, cuz you probably suck at jumping from pixel to pixel. Streamed 1920x1080 looks like sh*t.

Bahahaha….

Mole Shopper is a joke, my friend. It is basically a noob version of regular shopper in which you don't even need rope skills, or one could look at it as a sort of dumbed-town Team17. Much of the game is total luck and randomness and requires very little strategy compared to, say, Elite or Intermediate at high levels. The reason why so many noobs play Mole is because it's so easy and basically anyone has a chance of winning regardless of personal skill.

Luck based scheme? Dude, I would easily crush you in this scheme 300x times in a row. Everything is a skill over there
- hiding
- mole as a bumerang
- knowing when to steal, when to invade
- sprint across the map + parachute jumps to extreme extent
- the best possible executions, even with the worst weapons that you've got

Dude, I mean it. I will pay you 40$ if you ever defeat me in 20 games. Do you accept the challenge? It's so annoying to have ignorants like you, calling everything they don't know "Luck-Based". It's just sh*t mentality.

It used to be 20 games, I guess DaiNa is a little scarier than the typical opponent you face in #AG.

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Re: Why don't you play worms armageddon anymore?
« Reply #194 on: July 14, 2018, 01:30 AM »
Loving this drama  :D. I'll definitely tune in for this epic showdown of egos. Will anyone else accept the challenge? I think the $40 offer is open to anyone..