[ea`almog] Hf
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] pow
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] hf
[Zalo] 1 guy goes along the street with the 2nd guy, and then the 2nd falls into a hole, and says " Call me an Ambulance !! " and the 1st guy says " You are an Ambulance "
[Zalo] Badum Tss
[ea`almog] heh
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] a set of jumper leads and a pair of glasses walk into a bar and try to order a drink, The bar tender says im not serving you, You look off your face and you look like your going to start something
[Zalo] heh
[Zalo] nice
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] gl hf
[ea`almog] I didnt get that
[Zalo] well me too
[Zalo] : d
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] jumper leads...
[ea`almog] probably cuz I dunno the phrase "look off your face"
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] start cars..
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] its means
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] you look wasted
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] drunk
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] smashed
[ea`almog] k :-x
[Zalo] kk
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] is a funny joke in Australia :)
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] xD
[Zalo] I got racist ones but well
[Zalo] xd
[ea`almog] I love racist jokes =p
[Zalo] me too :3 but its tus
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] What do you call a polish guy who gets no pochwa...
[Zalo] hey I got nice one
[ea`almog] what?
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] "Zalo"
[Zalo] but I got penis
[Zalo] : d
[Zalo] it's obv I don't have pochwa : d
[Zalo] then
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] i said
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] you dont get any pochwa...
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] for your penis..
[Zalo] ah
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] xD
[Zalo] well
[Zalo] ye now I read baly
[Zalo] yes yes
[Zalo] but I got hand
[Zalo] and its handsome
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] hehee
[Zalo] u know
[Zalo] very handsome
[Zalo] and it comes in handy
[Zalo] many times
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] the power is in your hands...
[Zalo] it's like my right hand u know
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] wind...
[Zalo] it does Handjobs very well
[ea`almog] i'd get you with nade or patrol too =p
[Zalo] Ok ok
[Zalo] Joke
[Zalo] time
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] this map has crud hides
[ea`almog] w
[Zalo] there is a mother looking forward to her child
[Zalo] she keeps asking and asking about it
[Zalo] she shares the news with everyone
[Zalo] and keeps asking the doctor
[Zalo] " Doctor doctor, plz plz plz tell me is it a boy or a girl? "
[Zalo] and the doctor says
[Zalo] " calm down, calm down... let it decide when it grows up "
[Zalo] badum tss
[Zalo] (transgender joke) x)
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] heh
[ea`almog] actually wanted to get hit
[ea`almog] xd
[Zalo] don't shoot birdz
[ea`almog] xd
[ea`almog] die
[Zalo] nice
[ea`almog] ty
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] maybe i want sd
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] maybe i dont
[ea`almog] hm
[Zalo] good wind !
[ea`almog] nah
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] bad wind
[Zalo] poor roof
Zalo [roof *sad face*]
[ea`almog] lol
[ea`almog] Always too close
Zalo [roof *sad face* :(]
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] aee
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] -.- sleep face
[Zalo] Pizza
[Zalo] he wants to rape u
[Zalo] watch out
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] heh
[Zalo] don't pick up the soap
[ea`almog] hm
[Zalo] cuz u will have to bent down and then....
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] you would know..
[ea`almog] w
[ea`almog] aw
[Zalo] juicy shot
[ea`almog] wtf wind
[ea`almog] ok next u die
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] ok
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] gg .
[ea`almog] wind ;s
[ea`almog] why am I getting blue wind
[Zalo] don't be racist
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] uf
[Zalo] red is good too
[ea`almog] ops
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] gg ?
[ea`almog] ae
[Zalo] badass mode
[ea`almog] lol :S
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] daaamit
[Zalo] don't fart Pizza
[Zalo] =)
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] gg ...
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] red wins...
[Zalo] ....
[Zalo] more dots
[ea`almog] ops
[Zalo] ,,,,,,,
[Zalo] ............
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] lol
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] playing so bad today
[Zalo] red wins...............
[Zalo] ...................................
[Zalo] drama dots.....
[Zalo] Pizza maybe u should
[Zalo] tele far?
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] nah
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] gg now
[ea`almog] he wants the rape
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] maybe i should sleep
[ea`almog] lol!
[Zalo] I guess
[Zalo] u gotta tele
[ea`almog] oof noob
Zalo [wind: hehe]
Zalo [wind: heheheh]
[ea`almog] still noob :D
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] lolol
[Zalo] take care PIZZA
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] peace
[Zalo] life is worth livin
[Zalo] srlsy
[Zalo] u gotta believe man
[Zalo] u gotta believe
[ea`almog] lol
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] gg
[Zalo] nah
[Zalo] u gotta believe man
[Zalo] u gotta
[Zalo] u know
[ea`almog] lmao
[ea`almog] thought no wind
[Zalo] believe ok?
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] lol
[ea`almog] ok I sux
[ea`almog] given up the top
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] easy shoot
[ea`almog] :s
[Zalo] u gotta man
[Zalo] u gotta
[Zalo] believe
[Zalo] u believe ok?
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] ok now gg
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] u cant misss.
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] easy shoot
[ea`almog] Sorry dude
[ea`almog] Gg
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] u host ?
[bfwPIZZASHEETae] or me
[Zalo] u didn't believe !!!!
[ea`almog] nah
[ea`almog] t17