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#436
Read at your own peril! You can decide whatever you want from this moment on and whatever choice you make is not only the right choice, but it's the next thing you will do...

I have a riddle for you:

I have the ability to leave and to return by choice, to hide or reveal myself by choice. I have the power to create a universe and destroy a universe, to see and be seen by universes which don't exist yet, already exist and exist in the future while at the same time all needing each other to exist and not need each other at all. It doesn't matter if you like me or not as long as anything believes in me I can exist again but only if it's mutual. I can be copied exactly but never be the same, but also always be the same, at the same time, never all the time, in the past, present and future. I also have the ability to come back, change things and disappear before anyone even realizes I was there. You can copy me, I can copy you, in any shape or form, at any time anywhere, never, always and forever. You may even return to see if I'm still here and if I have changed. You can even choose how long any of that lasts if it even exists.

What am I?

Everything you are about to read is entirely fictional created by my imagination so you will understand some things, not understand other things based on frames of reference, terminology and experience, also there may be mistakes that I made that I don't know about so have the choice to fix that perhaps in future, or someone else could. There may also be mistakes made on purpose that you will never know if it's true or not and the same applies to me whether it's true or not, now, in the past, or in the future.

So think about this as a creative story that can be used for any purpose any one wants It can be turned into music, art, film, whatever... And also take this into account, I am improvising the entire thing, and I started at about 21:45pm on 8th June 1999 which is 8:45pm GMT, in Scotland. At my computer.

Also, before we begin, try to actually immerse yourself as you would a sci-fi story, a book or a movie... Try to act out certain parts from different characters perspectives with the information you are both given and not given, then revisit this story any time you choose in your life and see if things are different than your first visit.

Think of it from a narrators perspective, your perspective, the characters perspective as if you are living them all.

Also take into account there are things you will not understand terminology

Once upon a time, there was a universe called Worms Armageddon!

Before Worms Armageddon, there was no Worms Armageddon! But Worms Armageddon didn't know that! Is it even possible for Worms Armageddon to know this?

When Worms Armageddon was born, it became alive, just like a big bang, all these possible elements started to fuse, mix merge... Living beings appeared out of nowhere, beat the living shit out of each other, killed each other, destroyed each other... That was the purpose of their existence.

But then... The worms one day started to act strange... They started to experience entire lifes, without killing or harming any other worms, they took it upon themselves to create their own world where they could play safely, and practise, and push the limits of their universe, to explore the potential.

New life emerged in the form of TheSheriff, Ropa, Jmoberg, Saltyk9, TheKomodo and many others, and as it was all new and fresh they had so much fun! More people came, while those playes remained, others came to life, then disappeared, but then sometimes came back? What's going on, who are you, where are you from, where do you go when you leave?

Unknown to TheSheriff, Ropa, and all the others, their entire universe was created by a company called Team17... Which exists in a universe which is called the universe.

Inside that universe, the people who created Team17 were created by other living beings which together gave birth to the individual components which made Worms Armageddon exist.

Now you've heard my short story now ask yourself?

Does Worms Armageddon have a God? Are they a man or a woman? Are they even human? How can we ever know? It might not be possible to ever know, unless those 2 universes find a way to travel between each other...

But wait we do this already don't we? Didn't I see the colour red combine with the colour blue and then this new thing appeared and we called it purple? Oh yeah...

Oh wait, You can't just travel between each other you need to have the same points of reference as well in order to understand...

As the further away from each other our reference point, the less sense it makes and it's impossible to know... But our existence is shorter than the existence of the thing that we exist within, and so on within and so on outside.

I believe now, religion and science are the same diffence as man and woman, logic and emotion.

The key is moderation, to create safe environments to explore this, and we're do it so well right now.

Now whether you are scientific or religious you are asking, what does this have to do with me? Well it's simple.

If you care about this community, you will understand that moderation is one of the most crucial and important inherent rules of our universe, just like there's something similar inside worms armageddon.

We can experience almost anything we ever desire in moderation, by creating safe environments to take the risks.

We cannot grow as a community if we're not safe for children and other cultures to be around, which is why we need to co-exist in TUS as a friendly community.

And start moving the drama towards the actual place where we can discuss it in real time... But the good thing is, the fact when we play live also includes physical and mental effort, we have less time to focus on our differences that annoy each other, and just enjoying the game, and it's also a PRIVATE place to share your own similar points of reference. That others don't agree with.

Do you understand now?

Edit - Oh, one more thing spawn point refers to being born. It's the same thing, in everything.




So, to show another cool example of a power everyone has...

I'm going to remix my own idea and add just one simple element that would help unite people with different points of reference...

Before I explain I need to explain the new terminology I just created within my universe, as in the story I am telling, "Worms Armageddon - The Universe".

So when I use 'xXx xXx' anything in the middle where the space is, has to be excluded from things that can influence the universe.

SO that others observing the universe, can also know the change happened, why it happened, and so they can start experimenting with the new possibilities due to the extra input possible with the butterfly effect.

So when I use 'xENDx' it signifies the current most up to date changes, so the next time myself or anyone else wishies to copy my universe or share it, or play in it, they understand the LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE in order to enjoy a healthy balanced life.

This is what I call "Moderation - Inside Bubble Theory - Inside the universe of Worms Armageddon - Inside the universe which is known as THEE Universe".

So when I mentioned:

Quote
But wait we do this already don't we? Didn't I see the colour red combine with the colour blue and then this new thing appeared and we called it purple? Oh yeah...

xXx After the previous line the following will be added to the story/universe - I have now just changed the parameters of that universe(as in the story I am telling) to include this: xXx

I know worms, we all know worms.

They know Rocket League, they all know Rocket League.

A few of us know a few of them, a few of them know a few of us.

A random number of them are unaware of our existence, a random number of us are unaware of their existence.

A random number of them are aware of our existence, but have no interest in occupying the same space.

A random number of us are aware of their existence, but have no interest in occupying the same space.

However... The universe that those universes exist in, have found a way to communicate, they did what we humans refer to as a "crossover".

So now, it's possible to play RL within WA and WA within RL and both at the same time, not at the same time, never at all and all the time, whenever we want.

xENDx




But even if I tried to run that it would fail, because I took that univese outside of a universe that I'm about to put it into before it existed within that universe.

We all know this doesn't exist now physically, but as an idea, but SOMEONE could make it possible see?

Moderation, consent, understanding the risks, providing a safe place to experiment with those risks and having the frames of reference close enough is the key to better understanding each other.

Remember, this was a sci-fi story. I hope you enjoyed it whatever it means to you!
#437
Well, yeah, neither is REALLY better than the other, it just depends on your goal, which path you take to get there.

The same applies to everything in life, moderation.

I have the understanding, interest and skill to survive in that environment, others may or may not.

They might be able to survive there, but not enjoy it, they may enjoy it but not survive very long...

I have the sum of all elements to be the best in both and whichever I focus on is the one I will achieve.

6 of 1, half a dozen of the other, but it still takes me from 1 to 6.

I may never go from 1 to 6, I have in the past, I may again, some people know that already, some don't, some may again in the future, and I don't even have to be aware that they are watching me play lol.
#438
Everything you just read was a sci-fi story remember.

And if you understand my story you might understand why people are sometimes scared to reveal themselves incase the others don't understand.

I promise you though, whatever your opinion, whatever your stance, I support you, but if it breaks the rules of this community we've created and starts to damage our reputation, our player bases, etc... We have to do something to fix that.

Believe it or not, although you may think I have a lot of power, MonkeyIsland is our "God". I trust him, and I support everything he does even if I disagree, I can always leave, and if it becomes better, return in future.

And that's why I said I want a break from certain things...

I will not contribute money to leagues when you either do not show enough respect, interest, or if too many people complain... Because, NOT ENOUGH people show support that I need for my universe to survive.

So I need a break, to think, how to fix my universe.

But, the podcast still goes on...

I still stream stuff for the time being, I've even warned you I'm leaving certain things for a while.

Even though you don't agree with me, you understand and accept, you kind of always give me a chance to come back, better, knowing how to bring us closer together.

That's why even though MonkeyIsland is "God" we still have influence lol.

Remember, this is just a sc-fi story, go make money from it. I don't care lol, I have everything I need anyway, and part of that is all of you <3
#439
So, to show another cool example of a power everyone has...

I'm going to remix my own idea and add just one simple element that would help unite people with different points of reference...

Before I explain I need to explain the new terminology I just created within my universe, as in the story I am telling, "Worms Armageddon - The Universe".

So when I use 'xXx xXx' anything in the middle where the space is, has to be excluded from things that can influence the universe.

SO that others observing the universe, can also know the change happened, why it happened, and so they can start experimenting with the new possibilities due to the extra input possible with the butterfly effect.

So when I use 'xENDx' it signifies the current most up to date changes, so the next time myself or anyone else wishies to copy my universe or share it, or play in it, they understand the LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE in order to enjoy a healthy balanced life.

This is what I call "Moderation - Inside Bubble Theory - Inside the universe of Worms Armageddon - Inside the universe which is known as THEE Universe".

So when I mentioned:

Quote
But wait we do this already don't we? Didn't I see the colour red combine with the colour blue and then this new thing appeared and we called it purple? Oh yeah...

xXx After the previous line the following will be added to the story/universe - I have now just changed the parameters of that universe(as in the story I am telling) to include this: xXx

I know worms, we all know worms.

They know Rocket League, they all know Rocket League.

A few of us know a few of them, a few of them know a few of us.

A random number of them are unaware of our existence, a random number of us are unaware of their existence.

A random number of them are aware of our existence, but have no interest in occupying the same space.

A random number of us are aware of their existence, but have no interest in occupying the same space.

However... The universe that those universes exist in, have found a way to communicate, they did what we humans refer to as a "crossover".

So now, it's possible to play RL within WA and WA within RL and both at the same time, not at the same time, never at all and all the time, whenever we want.

xENDx




But even if I tried to run that it would fail, because I took that univese outside of a universe that I'm about to put it into before it existed within that universe.

Now anyone who understands coding knows how powerful I am, anyone who knows worms knows how powerful I am, anyone who knows science knows how powerful I am, and everyone who knows religion knows how powerful I am and how much I would never hurt anyone else intentionally.

And that I just gave you all the same power, for free.
#440
So think about this sci-fi idea I have for a film... And also take this into account, I am improvising the entire thing, and I started at about 21:45pm which is 8:45pm GMT

Can someone actually write a movie about this lol.

Once upon a time, there was a universe called Worms Armageddon!

Before Worms Armageddon, there was no Worms Armageddon! But Worms Armageddon didn't know that! Is it even possible for Worms Armageddon to know this?

When Worms Armageddon was born, it became alive, just like a big bang, all these possible elements started to fuse, mix merge... Living beings appeared out of nowhere, beat the living shit out of each other, killed each other, destroyed each other... That was the purpose of their existence...

But then... The worms one day started to act strange... They started to experience entire lifes, without killing or harming any other worms, they took it upon themselves to create their own world where they could play safely, and practise, and push the limits of their universe, to explore the potential...

New life emerged in the form of TheSheriff, Ropa, Jmoberg, Saltyk9, TheKomodo and many others, and as it was all new and fresh they had so much fun! More people came, while those playes remained, others came to life, then disappeared, but then sometimes came back? What's going on, who are you, where are you from, where do you go when you leave?

Unknown to TheSheriff, Ropa, and all the others, their entire universe was created by a company called Team17... Which exists in a universe which is called the universe.

Inside that universe, the people who created Team17 were created by other living beings which together gave birth to the individual components which made Worms Armageddon exist.




Now you've heard my short story now ask yourself?

Does Worms Armageddon have a God? Are they a man or a woman? Are they even human? How can we ever know? It might not be possible to ever know, unless those 2 universes find a way to travel between each other...

But wait we do this already don't we? Didn't I see the colour red combine with the colour blue and then this new thing appeared and we called it purple? Oh yeah...

Oh wait, You can't just travel between each other you need to have the same points of reference as well in order to understand...

As the further away from each other our reference point, the less sense it makes and it's impossible to know... But our existence is shorter than the existence of the thing that we exist within, and so on within and so on outside.

I believe now, religion and science are the same diffence as man and woman, logic and emotion.

The key is moderation, to create safe environments to explore this, and we're do it so well right now.




Now whether you are scientific or religious you are asking, what does this have to do with me? Well it's simple.

If you care about this community, you will understand that moderation is one of the most crucial and important inherent rules of our universe, just like there's something similar inside worms armageddon.

We can experience almost anything we ever desire in moderation, by creating safe environments to take the risks.

We cannot grow as a community if we're not safe for children and other cultures to be around, which is why we need to co-exist in TUS as a friendly community.

And start moving the drama towards the actual place where we can discuss it in real time... But the good thing is, the fact when we play live also includes physical and mental effort, we have less time to focus on our differences that annoy each other, and just enjoying the game, and it's also a PRIVATE place to share your own similar points of reference. That others don't agree with.

Do you understand now?

Edit - Oh, one more thing spawn point refers to being born. It's the same thing, in everything.
#441
But.. The article there literally says it's played with no rules, and that any rule you add is considered "house rules".



You need to show them the truth Rocket! That both ways are ok, just do whatever people agree on, or play 2 games, 1 with one set of rules, 1 with the other.

But for the sake of competitive balance, the default is no rules because it's more optimized for competitive gameplay at the highest level of skill in the world.

We need to teach these people WHY these rules exist, not just that they do.

When they know the best play with no rules, they will probably be happier to at least try it, even if they don't like it, they will at least understand WHY we do it, or, at least they have the chance to believe the truth...
#442
The truth is, it actually hurts me that I cannot ask Sensei to come on the podcast because we have this beef.

And I don't have any ill-feelings towards him whatsoever, but I believe if he came on he would use that as an opportunity to take subtle jabs at me like he does on these forums.

And me, the way I was raised, is never to start fights but to defend myself, so if he comes on, he'll say something, I'll say something one of us might get annoyed and now we've shared that ridiculous negativity with people who were watching.

I don't want to take that risk right now. Though I truly wish we could all have our differences and behave in moderation in certain places.

On the stream, I aim to show the very best of our community so that we can maybe show other people how amazing this game is... It's always important to make good first impressions, and since that's live...

Now, it's all about balance and moderation... If someone actually looks into my life they will see more good than bad, if their first impression is me arguing with Kradie or Sensei over some stupid rule, from their perspective. We are literally arguing about something completely alien to them...

But, people who have been part of WA as a whole, know that I try to do more good than bad, I am always trying to help people, be part of teams who win championships together, I give prizes, I create other environments for others to share more specific interests...

If your first impression of me is arguing about something they don't even understand, they why would they want to continue to explore that new world? It's dangerous for a living being to approach another living being without any kind of assessment.

Think of it this way, when you are streaming live, that literally has the potential for the ENTIRE WORLD to see, live, as in, as if you are right there... I don't want anyone's first impression of me to be some idiot screaming about something that makes no sense to them...

But on these forums, if you have reached this stage on your journey of the worms universe, you will already have a somewhat understanding of gaming communities always have drama, that's life... So it's more acceptable...

Even though we're MUCH better at co-existing, we will always find problems, then ways to co-exist again.

Trust me though, I love you all, without you this entire universe of Worms Armageddon wouldn't be as fun as it is, even the bad people, without the bad people the rest wouldn't find ways to eleminate bad things and keep the good... Just like evolution and how organisms evolved by learning how to co-exist.

I understand that it's ok to fall out sometimes, because it's just our way of trying to learn how to co-exist together, you can't learn if you run away, you have to push through the discomfort.

And I know, through being part of this game for over 25 years, all of you are WAAAAAY more good than bad, and that's why you have my respect in general, but not ALL the time.

This is moderation.
#443
Kradie, even though we don't get along, I will still always value you and respect you for the good things we relate on.

You are a good roper, you are creative, you do bring happiness to others, it doesn't matter we don't see eye to eye deep down we all believe in the same thing.

We all love Worms, that is the unifying world we share together.
#444
nino, you ain't stupid lmao, I just want you knowing the truth so you know I care about you!
#445
Ok well, can't wait to have CyberShadow on! He's partially responsible for why I have so much fun in my life. :-*
#446
Lmfao, I love how much Kradie justifies the point being made, you just proved EXACTLY why forums are the place to do this, and not live podcasts.

Kradie, when you are doing a LIVE podcast, that people tune in for, there's no time to mess around arguing with each other, people have lives and are waiting.

It's not a debate show, it's a podcast celebrating the GOOD parts of this community, not the worst parts...

You need to understand we are trying to make the community look good, not bad.

I am quite happy to engage with anyone here on these forums because it's a more efficient platform where you can even just go away for 30 seconds, take a deep breath, and come back.

You can't do that on a podcast because it doesn't matter who is wrong or right in those situations we all look stupid for enabling it.

I also don't talk anywhere near as much on streams as I do on forums, you'll notice I try to shut up as much as possible.




I specifically didn't mention names to see who would prove my point, so thanks for falling into the deliberate trap.

If you act like this on a forum, even when I did NOT actually insult you, I literally spoke what is MY perception of the truth, that there are people here who cannot control themselves when challenged, and you literally just proved my point.

That's why YOU will never be on the podcast unless you HAVE proved, not can prove but HAVE proved you can be trusted to co-exist peacefully.




Not to mention, I was replying to someone else, informing them that they won't see ALL those people, but they will eventually see some of them, that was the main point, that was the purpose of saying what I said, not to insult anyone, but to inform THAT ONE PERSON who had a curiosity, of some future plans.






#447
Quote from: nino on June 07, 2024, 04:59 PM
@komo

nice break u r doing mate, but i undestand you, cos king!!!

My break hasn't started yet, you should try actually reading what people say brother.

I specifically said I need to finish some Cups and Playoffs before I take my break, it would be selfish to do it otherwise.

Think of it as a job, planning your vacation in advance, so you have time to prepare and not leave unfinished business.
#448
I believe in honesty not to make anyone feel uncomfortable or offended but just to make the world aware how it makes me feel and why I do the things I do.

So yeah, it's no secret that some of the names on your list are my mortal enemies in this community and they get too emotional and lose control of their temper when they talk to me. There are some people who take things too personally, so yeah, that's not gonna happen lol. We're not looking to have drama on the podcast, so people who are mature enough to stick to logic, who understands reality, and agrees to disagree quickly and move on in the event or actually comfortable and calmly challenge to find mutual truth.

Unfortunately there are some people I don't trust to act maturely enough, which is a shame because I'd actually love to interview them if I could trust them. However, some of the names you've mentioned have already been approached and have confirmed interest! I started asking people about being on the podcast about 2-3 years ago, then StJimmy and I planned to do it, but then yeah Russia Vs Ukraine happened and then StJimmy moved to Kaos League stuff and isn't even involved in the stuff we do on CWA anymore so the Podcast was put on hold for about 2 years.

So yeah, can't express how glad I am Mablak is the superhero who stepped up! And he's an absolute professional who I can absolutely rely on to deliver every time without fail and any time either of us cannot get something done, we're good at handling that. I have the trust that he will let me know ASAP and we can rearrange or whatever, there are literally only a handful of people like that in this community who prioritize this hobby in their spare time. That's another reason certain people would not be picked.

I am very grateful and feel very lucky to be able to do something I genuinely love doing that others enjoy and look forward to.
#449
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June 08, 2024, 03:01 PM
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#450
Oh yeah, thanks Bloopy!

It was ready hours ago but got caught up in stuff and forgot lol.

Yeah though, enjoy! :-*

Quote from: Bloopy on June 08, 2024, 02:38 AM
In a weird way, having more of an interest in WA again kinda helps me refresh my philosophy of what I wish to create in life.

Hah! Same!