Or you could just keep it in your pants while playing video games...

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Omg, playing WA without friends sucks. Moreover, everything sucks without friends. I have no friends at all for now, not irl friends, nor internet ones. I'm alone as fuсk. I'm in deep depression, thought a lot of suiсidе during the last year. Not sure if I still will be alive when the 3.9 or 4.0 update is released... Not joking or trolling, I'm serious, believe or not. I don't see any meaning in my worthless life full of pain and endless sorrow. Most likely none here doesn't give a damn anyway. No wonder cuz I'm nobody. Though maybe some people here even will be glad knowing I suffer all my life, I don't care... Though I'm even glad a bit if I actually make someone here glad, throwing these useless meaningless shitty walls of text which look like some kind of dumb and weird trolling, heheh... We are alone in the end, all alone. You are alone in the end, so alone. We're all made of broken dreams. Lost is hope and still we bleed. We're all a part of a broken scene. Fate is cruel and so we bleed. The last six ones are from a song of one of my favorite bands, which I firstly listened in 2013 (about a month before I started suffering from weird permanent bloody pain in my neck and back). Omg wtf am I actually doing, I can't believe I'm actually writing all this garbage here. I'm not even drunk. My despair's slowly getting stronger. Probably I'm already out of what left of my motherfuсking mind. Я желаю всем вам всего самого наилучшего. Я больше не обижаюсь ни на кого, кто когда-либо оскорблял меня и причинял мне какое-либо другое зло в WA. WA - самая лучшая из серии Worms, я не сразу это понял. Люди, будьте добрее и внимательнее друг к другу пожалуйста. Мир вокруг станет только лучше от этого. TheKomodo and Kradie, you're both are awesome wormers, why do you even argue to each other in this topic? I'm pretty sure you two can do a lot of much more cool and useful things for WA. How about to make a WA stream together? CWA Podcast for example. The rhetorical question: Why WA players and other Worms players so often toxicly argue to each other? For example about which Worms games are good and which are bad, about which Worms Discord servers are good and which are bad, about from what countries the wormers are good and from what countries the wormers are bad, about bloody politics... Come on, fellas. There are not that many wormers left (WA ones in particular) so all the active wormers of all Worms games must stay together and be as united as possible and perhaps then we'll be able to make Worms the great game again. I believe it's possible to have only constructive conversations at least here on TUS. My dream is if there was a Worms community (Discord server and/or whatever) which unites wormers of all games, kinds, countries etc. I want to believe this might be not just a dream someday.

Even though you're technically correct, screw you for putting the blame on me!

I hit 9 four times in a row. I think there used to be some kind of bonus for this or am I mistaken?