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March 28, 2024, 01:31 PM
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[February 17, 2024, 07:28 PM] Godmax: And btw. City cant beat the top 5 so they CANT f@#!ing win this season no f@#!ing way. Arsenal or Liverpool now
[February 17, 2024, 07:29 PM] Sensei: Nice of you to share these secrets with us.. Judging by how much money you got betting on fixed matches, I'm overwhelmed with the fact you found time to even talk to us... Thanks Kinslayer!! Maybe you should think about renaming to "Good Samaritan", it fits with your altruistic personality.
[February 17, 2024, 07:29 PM] Godmax: Kins loses money nonstop which is beautiful cause the big teams f@#! it up nonstop
[February 17, 2024, 07:43 PM] TheWalrus: Can’t wait for tus 3.0 and the death of the football speculation chatbox
[February 18, 2024, 12:33 AM] Kaleu: Can't wait for Sex 2.0.
[February 18, 2024, 08:19 AM] TheKaren: https://www.instagram.com/p/C1ZuTFNh3j_/
[February 18, 2024, 04:22 PM] vesuvio: u said some very evil stuff like i would live on street if my parents die and i was dortmunds hure . i dont know how to talk to you anymore
[February 18, 2024, 04:28 PM] vesuvio: greets to Jago and Blitzed !! i love you guys
[February 18, 2024, 04:28 PM] vesuvio: and zalo the moler
[February 18, 2024, 04:50 PM] blitzed: grettingz, welcome back bro
[February 18, 2024, 07:02 PM] Lupastic:
[February 18, 2024, 07:20 PM] Godmax: ah lupasticovic
[February 18, 2024, 07:21 PM] Godmax: Ah no lupasticovic is not vesuviovic
[February 18, 2024, 07:22 PM] Godmax: Wait, Kins and Pink lost money again? Wait the same guy a red card again?
[February 18, 2024, 07:24 PM] Lupastic: call me Lupovic simply I touch my balls and then sniff my fingers like Joachim Löw
[February 18, 2024, 07:32 PM] Godmax: Oh damn pig nice
[February 18, 2024, 07:48 PM] Lupastic:
[February 18, 2024, 07:48 PM] Lupastic: never do handshakes with us!
[February 18, 2024, 07:52 PM] Godmax: Tuchel gone soon
[February 18, 2024, 08:02 PM] KinslayeR: anyway
[February 18, 2024, 08:05 PM] Godmax: hehe
[February 18, 2024, 09:19 PM] Lupastic: never scratch ur ballz + sniff ur fingers afterwards, children. its impolite
[February 19, 2024, 07:24 AM] Godmax: Ladies and gentlemen
[February 19, 2024, 09:30 AM] vesuvio: lupastic seems to know me :O
[February 19, 2024, 09:30 AM] vesuvio: i played burger making games on nintendo switch
[February 19, 2024, 09:31 AM] vesuvio: sspongebob and others
[February 19, 2024, 09:37 AM] Godmax: ah vesuviovic
[February 19, 2024, 11:12 AM] Sbaffo: Code 3: vesuvio escaped the nuthhouse, secure the area and rescue him, i repeat, rescue him
[February 19, 2024, 05:16 PM] Sbaffo: Clanner anyone?
[February 20, 2024, 12:29 AM] Danger135: Why you do not sleep yet?
[February 20, 2024, 12:35 AM] Lupastic: wankbank
[February 20, 2024, 12:36 AM] Lupastic: I'll sedate vesuv and give him a nice bodysearch anally
[February 20, 2024, 12:37 AM] Lupastic: then place him back in his gummy room
[February 20, 2024, 02:02 AM] Sbaffo: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1mMbj9oyxg/?igsh=dDAyeTE1b2JnZm1s
[February 20, 2024, 06:47 AM] Sensei: Lol sbaff.. they actually made a story out of this. Check it on tht insta. Mikaelli was stuck in the loop, same as the host.
[February 20, 2024, 06:47 AM] Sensei: Thi got me invested now!
[February 20, 2024, 06:48 AM] Sensei: Thanks for sharing
[February 20, 2024, 07:24 AM] Godmax: Ladies and gentlemen
[February 20, 2024, 09:32 AM] vesuvio: Could you plz shut up lupastic ?
[February 20, 2024, 09:35 AM] Godmax: huh
[February 20, 2024, 10:38 AM] Sbaffo: Yes i know hajahaha been following this for a month
[February 20, 2024, 10:41 AM] Sbaffo: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2WdLXSuZMX/?igsh=cmw1b2Y3d2NyeGR0
[February 20, 2024, 10:43 AM] Triad: lmao, love the Mikaeli lore
[February 20, 2024, 11:07 AM] TheKaren: What the hell is this about?
[February 20, 2024, 11:15 AM] Triad:
[February 20, 2024, 11:19 AM] TheKaren: Is this some kind of troll thing?
[February 20, 2024, 11:20 AM] TheKaren: I've got absolutely no idea wtf the point of that is
[February 20, 2024, 11:24 AM] Sbaffo: Well there are numerous instagram pages made just to post the same meme everyday, but this one is different cuz it started out as one (posted for 40 days straight the same video)
[February 20, 2024, 11:25 AM] Sbaffo: But then after 40 days they started creating a plot, and now the plot got more interesting day by day
[February 20, 2024, 11:26 AM] Sbaffo: Maybe that's how we can counter and reconquer shoutbox from Godmax, let's shitpost reels from instagram
[February 20, 2024, 11:28 AM] Sbaffo: https://www.instagram.com/p/C2qjpSZtmOP/
[February 20, 2024, 11:31 AM] TheKaren: Yeah I get that but, WHAT IS THE POINT?
[February 20, 2024, 11:31 AM] TheKaren: What is the joke? What's the story? Why is it happening lol
[February 20, 2024, 11:31 AM] TheKaren: Is it funny because it's just ridiculous? Or funny because there's something clever about it?
[February 20, 2024, 11:34 AM] Sbaffo: i just told you, it started out as one of those meme pages but then it got serious out of nowhere, it created actually a plot
[February 20, 2024, 11:35 AM] Sbaffo: jesus this is like when i try to explain my father internet things lol
[February 20, 2024, 11:45 AM] Triad: Keep up with the times, grandpa 💀
[February 20, 2024, 11:58 AM] TheKaren: I KNOW THAT!
[February 20, 2024, 11:59 AM] TheKaren: But WHAT is the plot?
[February 20, 2024, 11:59 AM] TheKaren: You're talking about father and grandfather but you can't even answer a simple question
[February 20, 2024, 12:00 PM] TheKaren: Is the plot aliens? Dolphins and whales? Is it illuminati? WHAT???
[February 20, 2024, 12:00 PM] TheKaren: Maybe the plot twist is he'll win TUS League??
[February 20, 2024, 12:00 PM] TheKaren: I have NO idea
[February 20, 2024, 12:00 PM] TheKaren: I don't want to watch 9 minute video cuz the first minute makes no sense to me lol
[February 20, 2024, 12:00 PM] TheKaren: So just want the cliffnotes!
[February 20, 2024, 12:04 PM] Triad: Seeing a stupid meme turned into a whole analog horror story makes our monkey brain happy
[February 20, 2024, 12:06 PM] TheKaren: If I am not mistaken, it kind of sounds like a private joke lol
[February 20, 2024, 12:06 PM] TheKaren: You've sorta just got to be there at the time to understand it
[February 20, 2024, 12:08 PM] Sbaffo: why don't you watch that video and see it for your self rather than ask to us
[February 20, 2024, 12:08 PM] Sbaffo: It's like your asking me to explain what happens in a movie lol
[February 20, 2024, 12:10 PM] TheKaren: I am!
[February 20, 2024, 12:10 PM] TheKaren: I am asking you exactly what happens in a movie!
[February 20, 2024, 12:11 PM] TheKaren: Because you've watched it, you could sum it up in like 30 seconds of typing, much faster than 9-10 minutes of watching lol
[February 20, 2024, 12:11 PM] TheKaren: I'm also crazy busy today!
[February 20, 2024, 12:14 PM] Triad: Dave, you successfully hit your opponent 17 times
[February 20, 2024, 12:14 PM] Triad: so, you are now proud owner of this photograph BnG map
[February 20, 2024, 12:14 PM] Triad: https://www.tus-wa.com/maps/3781/thumbs2/21135.png
[February 20, 2024, 12:14 PM] TheKaren: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S MIRRORED!
[February 20, 2024, 12:14 PM] TheKaren: THE PAIN! THE HORROR!
[February 20, 2024, 12:17 PM] Sbaffo: Lmfaoo triad
[February 20, 2024, 12:18 PM] Triad: I don't like explaining jokes, but here you go: They turned instagram pages posting same memes into a Groundhog Day like timeloop (as if the reason they are posting is Mikaeli is stuck in a timeloop)
[February 20, 2024, 12:18 PM] Triad: After 30 days of so, memes start to change, slowly turns into an analog horror.
[February 20, 2024, 12:19 PM] Triad: Sheer ridicilousness of it and the effort, and some deadpan jokes make it fun
[February 20, 2024, 12:25 PM] Sbaffo: If you are working komo, watch it as soon you come back home
[February 20, 2024, 12:25 PM] TheKaren: Ah, yeah I get that! Does feel like one of those things you would benefit being around at the start lol
[February 20, 2024, 12:26 PM] TheKaren: I'm at home, but I'm working on stuff for upcoming worms stuff
[February 20, 2024, 12:26 PM] Sbaffo: Can’t you wait a few hours instead of spoilering your self it
[February 20, 2024, 12:26 PM] TheKaren: I'll give it a bash later if I remember!
[February 20, 2024, 01:28 PM] Sbaffo: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3irD2UoumY/?igsh=bHh1aWJndnFiN2gw
[February 20, 2024, 03:25 PM] vesuvio: Im sorry for my drunk ramblings. I’m a retard plz excuse me 😋🥰
[February 20, 2024, 03:43 PM] Lupastic: yes you are ♥ die schlampe von dortmund
[February 20, 2024, 05:04 PM] vesuvio: i have never been to dortmund
[February 20, 2024, 05:18 PM] vesuvio:
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[February 20, 2024, 05:24 PM] vesuvio: friends. some friends neva be friends. i got demon in my pent. i know barbie but who is ken ?? baffo lupastic pretend ! but they aint men. f@#!ed my soul for so long. no 1 sees its wrong . im not wearing a thong
[February 20, 2024, 05:26 PM] vesuvio: who got the power for sumthing good ? no one ? but me myself and i thats why i cry now
[February 20, 2024, 05:27 PM] [now sing along !!! friends some friends neva be friends i got demon in my pent !]
[February 20, 2024, 05:33 PM] vesuvio: nobody feels my song but blitzed
[February 20, 2024, 05:33 PM] vesuvio: u never insulted blitzed
[February 20, 2024, 05:34 PM] vesuvio: now this whole world got no clue what to do
[February 20, 2024, 05:39 PM] vesuvio: why do i things i do baffo
[February 20, 2024, 05:40 PM] vesuvio: my girl
[February 20, 2024, 05:40 PM] vesuvio: i dont even think that i love you
[February 20, 2024, 05:40 PM] [this shoutbox got a little boring]
[February 20, 2024, 05:43 PM] vesuvio: worms officer baffo its ur part to jail me into the nuthouse !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[February 20, 2024, 05:44 PM] vesuvio: worms officer baffo wants to jail me nuthouse, but ich hol mein cock raus greetz to lupastic for his broken german. i swear man no body got bussiness like blitzed . sleep wake up piss tv worms station of heaven
[February 20, 2024, 05:44 PM] vesuvio: im gonna rap til u speak
[February 20, 2024, 05:49 PM] vesuvio: zZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz this shoutbox got boring
[February 20, 2024, 05:52 PM] TheKaren: I think vesuvio genuinely just killed rap...
[February 20, 2024, 05:52 PM] TheKaren:
[February 20, 2024, 06:20 PM] Sbaffo: This is why i have him on my ignore list it’s the equivalent of Ctrl+f-key
[February 20, 2024, 06:21 PM] Sbaffo: This way i dont have to read vesuvio losing his mind or have to cringe at godmax talking alone about football
[February 20, 2024, 06:25 PM] vesuvio: the komodo <3 thank you !!! i just wanted some fun
[February 20, 2024, 06:26 PM] vesuvio: and its very sad u got me on ignore baffo cause i sang about u
[February 20, 2024, 06:58 PM] Lupastic: die singende hure von Hamburg
[February 20, 2024, 07:01 PM] vesuvio: super bowser level !
[February 20, 2024, 07:03 PM] Lupastic: welches deutsche stadt wohnst du?
[February 20, 2024, 07:26 PM] Godmax: BVB Eindhoven and Jota f@#!ed, nice
[February 20, 2024, 08:21 PM] vesuvio: Ohh no I wish I didn’t write
[February 20, 2024, 08:29 PM] Godmax: 1:0
[February 20, 2024, 08:40 PM] vesuvio: Im sorry
[February 20, 2024, 08:51 PM] Jago: Hey Vesuvio, it's good to see you here, what has happened to you friend?
[February 21, 2024, 01:22 AM] vesuvio: I guess I fell for lupastic and Baffo insults 😞
[February 21, 2024, 01:25 AM] Lupastic: drop the victim-wannabe card du Berlin muschi junge ~
[February 21, 2024, 02:37 AM] Mr-gusa: NICE DI CK LUPASTIC
[February 21, 2024, 07:00 AM] Godmax: All pigs here, no exceptions
[February 21, 2024, 07:26 AM] vesuvio: Oh no what did I do yesterday evening. I’m so sorry . Excuse me
[February 21, 2024, 07:36 AM] vesuvio: i had a spam attack ((
[February 21, 2024, 08:10 AM] Godmax: You wrote sth about nuts and cock, yes
[February 21, 2024, 11:54 AM] vesuvio: what? No!
[February 21, 2024, 12:59 PM] Godmax: Then i mustve dreamt this dirty dirty vesuviovic adventure
[February 21, 2024, 02:08 PM] vesuvio: it wasnt that dirty xD
[February 21, 2024, 02:17 PM] vesuvio: XD
[February 21, 2024, 02:17 PM] vesuvio: im cool if u forgive my spam yesterday
[February 21, 2024, 02:19 PM] vesuvio: xD
[February 21, 2024, 07:07 PM] Lupastic:
[February 22, 2024, 06:53 AM] Godmax: I hope Kins didnt bet on Arsenal to win and both to score
[February 22, 2024, 10:53 AM] Zalo the moler: "No dates until you are 30"
[February 22, 2024, 10:54 AM] Zalo the moler: My favourite video was with him in Who-Wants-to-be-a-Millionaire
[February 22, 2024, 10:54 AM] Zalo the moler: that one was golden
[February 22, 2024, 11:44 AM] Godmax: Kins deep in the minus
[February 22, 2024, 02:16 PM] TheKaren: English!
[February 22, 2024, 02:54 PM] Godmax: yes
[February 23, 2024, 08:00 AM] Sex: favorite maps tab is broken about half year
[February 23, 2024, 08:04 AM] KinslayeR:
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[February 23, 2024, 10:49 AM] Sex: Hello, what is id of discord servers, where people connect to play?
[February 23, 2024, 10:54 AM] Sbaffo: https://www.tus-wa.com/forums/worms-armageddon/list-of-all-worms-armageddon-discord-servers-34376/
[February 23, 2024, 12:03 PM] Godmax: Ladies and gentlemen
[February 23, 2024, 01:01 PM] Lupastic: a who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire question to vesuvio: what is in your pants?
[February 23, 2024, 01:01 PM] Lupastic: a) demons b) c0ck and ballz c) vag1na d) p1ss from last night
[February 23, 2024, 01:01 PM] Lupastic: *intense studio background music*
[February 23, 2024, 01:12 PM] Godmax: pig
[February 23, 2024, 02:27 PM] Danger135: maybe all answers are correct
[February 23, 2024, 04:41 PM] Lupastic:
[February 23, 2024, 04:42 PM] Lupastic: here's some real metal for kinslayer : p
[February 23, 2024, 05:06 PM] Godmax: Dangerbear you pig
[February 23, 2024, 07:56 PM] Godmax: We will f@#! France monumentally hard now
[February 23, 2024, 08:42 PM] Godmax: f@#! off, goal France
[February 23, 2024, 08:50 PM] Godmax: 2:0 incoming
[February 23, 2024, 09:44 PM] Godmax: Ok good, penalty, plz 2:1
[February 23, 2024, 09:45 PM] Godmax: GOAL 2:1
[February 23, 2024, 09:45 PM] Godmax: Now come on
[February 23, 2024, 10:00 PM] Godmax: Ok then we have to f@#! HHCheese
[February 23, 2024, 11:02 PM] Triad: Haven't seen HHC for a long time, hope he's doing fine
[February 23, 2024, 11:24 PM] Lupastic: everyone is doing just fine in the netherlands, dont worry about that
[February 23, 2024, 11:37 PM] FoxHound: @Triad https://worms2d.info/People/HereHeComes
[February 24, 2024, 12:16 AM] Triad: BigBilly is HHC??
[February 24, 2024, 12:20 AM] Sensei: Wait.. What?
[February 24, 2024, 12:22 AM] xSniperx: Ni have hhc on steam i see him playing games often. so he's fine.
[February 24, 2024, 12:39 AM] FoxHound: HereHeComes the BIG billy
[February 24, 2024, 06:13 AM] MonkeyIsland: I'm not sure if that info is accurate.
[February 24, 2024, 12:28 PM] Lupastic: https://www.tus-wa.com/cups/cup-1236/
[February 24, 2024, 12:28 PM] Lupastic: join lucky strike ;W
[February 24, 2024, 04:20 PM] Wolfgang: clanner any?
[February 24, 2024, 05:30 PM] Godmax: United united
[February 24, 2024, 06:17 PM] TheKaren: Pilot episode of the CWA Podcast this Sunday at 7pm GMT! Hosted by myself and Mablak! Featuring lots of fun educational and interesting stuff as well as an interview with the legendary TheWalrus over at https://www.twitch.tv/WormsArmageddonCWA See you guys there
[February 24, 2024, 06:17 PM] TheKaren: Discord event - https://discord.gg/9KZpQUUZ?event=1207682287928352859
[February 24, 2024, 07:56 PM] Godmax: Oh no, Karius? Are they totally insane?
[February 24, 2024, 08:19 PM] Godmax: Newcastle is a disgusting whoreteam
[February 24, 2024, 08:20 PM] Godmax: Doing nothing absolutely nothing waiting for the 5:0 these stinky apes
[February 24, 2024, 08:43 PM] Godmax: No attempts, nothing. Always bet against Newcastle in their away game, easy money for kins
[February 24, 2024, 09:27 PM] Godmax: Ups 4:0, 1 more to go
[February 24, 2024, 11:37 PM] Danger135: Ladies and gentlemen, it is sunday yet.
[February 25, 2024, 09:00 AM] KinslayeR:
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[February 25, 2024, 10:18 AM] Godmax: Today big match
[February 25, 2024, 12:11 PM] Danger135: mole match?
[February 25, 2024, 02:26 PM] vesuvio: Blitzed I d like to play some 2vs2 t17 open island this evening
[February 25, 2024, 02:28 PM] vesuvio: With u. *
[February 25, 2024, 03:15 PM] Godmax: So far so good
[February 25, 2024, 03:24 PM] Godmax: Gravenberch f@#!ed?
[February 25, 2024, 03:25 PM] Godmax: So great that all the destroyed players
[February 25, 2024, 03:26 PM] Godmax: -that
[February 25, 2024, 03:27 PM] Godmax: And no card ofc nothing, beautiful match
[February 25, 2024, 03:37 PM] Godmax: Its a draw, penalt shootout
[February 25, 2024, 03:52 PM] Godmax: f@#!ing Chelse Liverpool draws are back, great
[February 25, 2024, 04:16 PM] vesuvio: you like my egg salad
[February 25, 2024, 04:20 PM] vesuvio: Lupastic immer hänselt mich weil ich schwul bin
[February 25, 2024, 04:22 PM] Godmax: GOOOOOAAAALLL 1:0
[February 25, 2024, 04:25 PM] Godmax: Assholes?
[February 25, 2024, 04:25 PM] Godmax: Once again VAR f@#!s us all
[February 25, 2024, 04:26 PM] Godmax: No goal ofc