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Title: A new era in WA
Post by: Peja on November 01, 2010, 03:27 PM
Hehe, i won the jackpot in lottery today. awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I will use the money to establish a franchise like Real Madrid, so the best players will play in the biggest clan:). First we change our name from League of Losers to Leading Lords.

For my project we need money, power and popularity, so i asked Silvio Berlusconi. (He will send all Clanners in his media complex, und delibvers us with money and beutiful woman.

We need to change or Squad to, so the whole LL Crew will change into the Managment.
Dennis is foundin the Looney Lyches ( his own juice company) and lookin about the merchendise (LL shirts, videos, wallpapers and so on).
Pulpo will speculate on the financial market to consolidate our economic top rank.

Me, myself and I is taking a journey into the porno buisness (hehe LL is great, Lesbian Lickers, Louzy Lovers, Lüsterne Luder, a great accronym) I will take the main role in some great movies alias Lucky Luke, the dude who is cummin faster then its shadow.

Back to our new squad, the proceedings with random 00 are almost finished. (i only need to convince the chinese communists to accept him as the new Emperor of China. But skill is not enogh, we also need glamour! So the whole mm clan will trade to LL (its only one step behind in the alphabet from mm to ll:)
The new clanleaders will be avirex and shy guy, cause they got real star abilities.

To put a special show event into the whole project we need to bring komo to LL. Before each clanner will be a vendetta story like in the WWE broadcasted. So Avi, Shy Guy and Komo can show their brawl live in the prime time. (lookin forward to see you in tight latex suits:) We could also do some sketch up comedy shows (avi and shy alias fred flintstone and barney rubbly, armed with clubs are huntin komo in a dinosaur costume who is tryin to bite their balls)

oh i forgot something, in 2 years philie will still havin fun with drinkin beer and plyain trickrace, while whole wormnet is sufferin in pysochosis caused of the new style:)

Ps. i dont want to insult anyone, i just got a freajky story in mind after readin some threads.
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: Mo0k on November 01, 2010, 04:23 PM
Hahahaha i say go for it!!! :D
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: Ray on November 01, 2010, 04:35 PM
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: avirex on November 01, 2010, 04:39 PM
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ur f@#!in funny man..


i remember that clanner we had, and we all discussed what our porno names would be, i remember yours was lucky luke!! so this is somthing u have been thinking about for a long time i see.. lol

what did i say my porn name would be, do u remember? lol
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: HHC on November 01, 2010, 04:42 PM
captain fleapants
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: avirex on November 01, 2010, 04:46 PM
lol hhc, that made me laugh out loud.. thats an awesome porn name... :p
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: DENnis on November 01, 2010, 05:05 PM
Cool ideas my C`LL`own, Ese`LL and Whatever`LL XD

My Pornname is DirtyDENnis (with the hottest worm-team named WA - Ginas) and if I do something like T-shirts and other LL stuff for WA I wanna develop a wormdildo. If u press the LL-button the wormdildo will start with wild vibrations :D.

And for the real WA-freaks a wormdildo with all that soundbanks. If u had enough sex (is that possible?) u can use the wormdildo as a sword and fight :D

Okay, any other wishes and suggestions?
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: avirex on November 01, 2010, 05:10 PM
hmm, maybe some LL anal lube...

and then some LL herpe medication, from after we all catch diseases filming the porn with the dirty girls haha
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: Crazy on November 01, 2010, 06:42 PM
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ur f@#!in funny man..

i remember that clanner we had, and we all discussed what our porno names would be, i remember yours was lucky luke!! so this is somthing u have been thinking about for a long time i see.. lol

what did i say my porn name would be, do u remember? lol

Haha Lucky Luke, thats the nickname my classmates gave me in Russetida, haha ;P We have this thing in Norway called `Russ`, where almost every 18-19 year old in Norway spends two weeks (the period right before the final exams, believe it or not) just partying, drinkink, f@#!ing etc.. People buy special clothes for this specific period, people go together to buy a bus they drive to the different events (some spend over 100 000 dollars on a bus, with new speakers, furniture inside the bus, a driver etc), and you have a list of 100 things you "should" do during these two weeks, having sex with the same sex as one of them :P I sometimes miss those days

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Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: avirex on November 01, 2010, 07:31 PM
i am sure i would f@#! u, during russ.. if i was norwegian.
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: Mo0k on November 01, 2010, 08:21 PM
You dont need to be norwegian to f@#! him avi :P Helvete er du overklasse gutt crazy?? så mye penger på buss hehe..... vi hadde en van som vi bare bøttet innpå med øl i......syk tid som eg egentlig ikke savner i det hele tatt haha :P
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: Peja on November 01, 2010, 08:31 PM
Hey sweetheart  :-* sure i know your pornname: SLAP JACK, hehe, someday will be the new kingz in porno buis, lookin forward to that! btw u get 25 % of evry dollar i'LL made  8)
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: Crazy on November 01, 2010, 08:32 PM
Hehe nei er du gal ;P hadde van sjøl, 80-modell som hadde blitt brukt av russ siste 15 åra ;) er jo bærumsgutta som bruker fleire hundretusen.. du savner den litt ;)
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: Mo0k on November 01, 2010, 08:34 PM
haha ja elsket van'n.....bærums gutt ja....måtte være noe i den duren ;)
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: nino on November 01, 2010, 08:41 PM
https://www.tus-wa.com/forums/announcements/english-only-in-public-parts/    >:(
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: Mo0k on November 01, 2010, 08:53 PM
haha nino... i forgot...was just easier talking norwegian there,but you can always use the dyslektic google translate ;)
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: avirex on November 01, 2010, 09:42 PM
hahahhah thats right, i was gonna name my self Slap Jack, and my signature move would be to cock slap girls, when i am done with it....

hmmm.. 25% of everything LL makes, i can work with that.. that sounds good to me.. u better be a man of ur word ;P
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: Peja on November 01, 2010, 10:05 PM
Trust me, if i ever get a million u will get 25%, this post is like a contract, u can go to your lawyer with it:)
Title: Re: A new era in WA
Post by: Krezo on November 01, 2010, 11:40 PM
+1 for LL clan :)))))))