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Other Things => Clans & Communities => Topic started by: Peja on May 25, 2011, 11:31 PM
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ordo discordi prodly presents: NICK battle version 1.0
2 Challengers are claming a nick for themselves. (challenger can be any person in your mind, it doesnt matter if the person is real or not). The Tus Community decides the Winner by voting (pls explain your vote) in this thread. After a deadline (lets say 2 Weeks) we will announce the winner. the winner will take place in the official od community wa team (which maybe never will be used).
Hm sounds pretty boring so far, lets add some extra stuff hehe.
Every voter (who wants to) can register for the special lottery price (a naked picture from a guy, maybe its peja) by writin me a pm with the title "ugly bastard, i want to see you naked"(so u need to be over 18 years old to win the prize). we will also announce the winner in this thread, who got the honor to select the next 2 nick battle challengers.
so lets get it on: Nick: The Man of Steel
Challenger 1: Superman (good looking alien, who saves the earth)
(http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/3141/supaf.jpg)
Challenger 2: Stalin (good looking dictator and massmurder)
(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/9396/stalinu.jpg)
Lets get ready to rumble
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(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/39500/Stalin-39728.jpg)
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110306084658/inciclopedia/images/e/ea/Super_Stalin_Bros.png)
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bl peja Xd
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Pretty sure Stalin would win this. Even if everyone votes for Superman, the outcome of the polls would clearly point to a victory for the Great Leader!
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lol Chelsea didn't understand the game.
My vote goes to Superman because he's one of my childhood heroes. :D
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xDDD lolol chelsea .
I vote in Stalin cos he was really a superman :D
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lol Chelsea didn't understand the game.
My vote goes to Superman because he's one of my childhood heroes. :D
I understand but don't wanna vote at 1st xD
OFC i vote for superman :) Stalin killed too more Pols....
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OFC i vote for superman :) Stalin killed too more Pols....
So obv I vote for Stalin then :D
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I vote for Stalin cause of George Orwell, heh xd
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this is not a vote but a solution:
you have to know that stalin and superman have been comrades in the beginning (according to the Superman: Red Son comic mini series).
(http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2011/04/Red_Son_Superman.jpg)
"Superman as the Champion of the common worker who fights a never-ending battle for Stalin, socialism, and the international expansion of the Warsaw Pact."
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman:_Red_Son (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman:_Red_Son))
but as superman fell in love with lois lane, he pushed his idealism aside.
stalin got very angry about this and tried to get hold of some kryptonite to kill superman.
as that didnt work out right (but thats another story), he tried another thing: Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors
"THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.
Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia's top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior.
According to Moscow newspapers, Stalin told the scientist: "I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat."
(http://theconspiracyzone.blogspot.com/2005/12/stalins-half-man-half-ape-super.html (http://theconspiracyzone.blogspot.com/2005/12/stalins-half-man-half-ape-super.html))
the super-ape titano is one of those creations.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Titanoplanet.JPG)
but as superman could also defeat those, stalin tried one more thing.
he liked the mutant idea so he teamed up with Dr. Josef Mengele:
"The Nazi doctor, who experimented on prisoners in Auschwitz and fled to South America after the war, was supposedly enlisted to create a crew of ''grotesque, child-size aviators'' in return for a eugenics laboratory.
The book says that the plane was filled with ''alien-like'' children, aged 12 or 13, who Stalin wanted to land in America and cause hysteria."
(http://www.theage.com.au/world/stalin-mengele-join-cast-as-roswell-plot-thickens-20110514-1endc.html (http://www.theage.com.au/world/stalin-mengele-join-cast-as-roswell-plot-thickens-20110514-1endc.html))
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/05/medium_picture_17.png)
but also this didnt work out as planed.
stalin was murdered some time later:
"Stalin was injected with poison by the guard Khrustalev"
(The mystery of Stalin's death: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/2793501.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/2793501.stm))
of course Khrustalev was undercover superman.
the reason he could do all this is not because he is invincible or something.
but just because he has this cool sacred mobile phone:
(http://www.letsgomobile.org/images/news/htc/htc-droid-eris.jpg)
HTC Droid Eris 6200 Superman Blue Faceplate Case Cover:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p4340.l2557&item=270728654568&nma=true&rt=nc&si=qmh0DhZRPg3T2kFkSaAvlz6FRLg%253D (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p4340.l2557&item=270728654568&nma=true&rt=nc&si=qmh0DhZRPg3T2kFkSaAvlz6FRLg%253D)
Hail Eris!
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(http://asame3.sakura.ne.jp/4nintenf034.jpg)
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doggy: fail :P
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omg almost forgot about the battle, we got a little problem, cause noone sent me an pm:) so we got no winner. hm if nothing happens until this week, philie is the winenr cause of his creativity
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I vote for Stalin cause of George Orwell, heh xd
Animal Farm? vn book
i vote Stalin, superman isnt real...
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http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=173745
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n1
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omg almost forgot about the battle, we got a little problem, cause noone sent me an pm:) so we got no winner. hm if nothing happens until this week, philie is the winenr cause of his creativity
agreed.
but please keep that photo, dude. i already saw enough of them..
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first poll is finished, we like to welcome Stalin in our od team.
no one send me an pm for the lottery, so philie will choose the next 2 challengers, its up to you mate ;)