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Cups and Tournaments => Cups and Tournaments Comments => Topic started by: VeloN on June 25, 2015, 06:01 PM
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great :D
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Great cup :D
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finally a cup for real men
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Forget elite. Forget hysteria. Forget abnormal. Forget dabble. Forget team17. Forget all the rope schemes, and all the gimmicky ones. This is the real deal, for real men, as the man from the tannery just said. This is where the rubber meets the road, where the men are separated from the boys, and there's nowhere to hide, because everything is tested - everything.
It's called Intermediate, and it rules the galaxy!
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Forget elite. Forget hysteria. Forget abnormal. Forget dabble. Forget team17. Forget all the rope schemes, and all the gimmicky ones. This is the real deal, for real men, as the man from the tannery just said. This is where the rubber meets the road, where the men are separated from the boys, and there's nowhere to hide, because everything is tested - everything.
It's called Intermediate, and it rules the galaxy!
Nice speech
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Ye, i like the moment about rubber and road especially hahah
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;D
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open this shit
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open this shit
Must be waiting for finish 5 cup :(
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Maggie Thatcher might've been referring to us when she made this speech:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FslXYzmb9DY&t=1m7s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FslXYzmb9DY&t=1m7s)
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Need 3 cup finish to start this
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Rowy 2.0 , Banana , Zar i Aerial finish and Inter started 8)
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Husk finish ZAR and Inter started i think :)
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aint this one on the priority list?
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Down the road from where I live, there is a public toilet, a small standalone building. I was walking near it yesterday when I saw a man waiting outside it. He was looking flustered, so I said to him, "Are you okay, mister?"
"No!" he said, "I've been waiting here for flipping ages, and my bladder is ready to burst."
"Are you sure there's someone in there?" I asked.
"Yeah, you can see that the door is locked. And it's two blokes who are in there, probably having gay sex..."
"LOL"
"Damnit!" said the man, "This is exactly like a cup I'm waiting for at TUS, an Intermediate cup."
"You're a worms player?" I asked, shocked.
"Yeah, old school. Listen, I know we have to wait coz of the ten cups rule, but why did the mods open that darts cup before the inter one?"
"Dunno."
At this point, the man lost his nerve. "f@#! this!" he shouted, "I will wait no more!" And on that note, he started to piss his pants.
"Hey," I said, "what are you doing?"
"I'm not waiting for that cup, and I'm not waiting for that toilet either."
A dark patch of urine spread outwards over the groin area of his trousers, and ran down the insides of his legs.
"So if the cup opened right now, you wouldn't play?" I said.
"Correct," he said quietly. Then he started crying.
The toilet door opened and two men came out, a fat man in an expensive suit and a younger man whose trousers were sagging.
"Aw," they said to the crying worms player, "there, there." They gave him a group hug. Then they walked away.
I walked away too, thinking to myself, "Has it come to this? A man has just deliberately pissed his own pants because he was made to wait too long for a TUS cup, and the only people who cared about it were a couple of random gays. What kind of world do we live in?"
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Well, I feel like it's been years since I've played intermediate! I'm looking forward to this! :)
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Moderator of the year
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Forget elite. Forget hysteria. Forget abnormal. Forget dabble. Forget team17. Forget all the rope schemes, and all the gimmicky ones. This is the real deal, for real men, as the man from the tannery just said. This is where the rubber meets the road, where the men are separated from the boys, and there's nowhere to hide, because everything is tested - everything.
It's called Intermediate, and it rules the galaxy!
Intermediate is the f@#!ing cheapest worst of them f@#!ing all there is no scheme better than the amazing great max scheme with big maps and big weapons and a goddamn professional called Tobi! Never ever play this average dogshit!
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Piki thx , people like normal because it's easy
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You'd be surprised how tough these matches can get.
But sure, you live on with your opinion, I doubt many will agree with you.
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Marko i know it , i don't like inter , i prefer comet doging :-*
People like inter , its hard for me , concentrate 40 min , not scheme for my brain .
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Where is Pizza , Vesu and Tita
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Marko i know it , i don't like inter , i prefer comet doging :-*
People like inter , its hard for me , concentrate 40 min , not scheme for my brain .
I agree, it is sometimes very tiring :)
I love big rope races, tower races, trick races and shoppers mostly.
I didn't apply for this trick cup tho as I rather play it alone since I suck lol :D
btw intermediate is not my thing too btw, but who knows, maybe I find my inner talent!
Also, I'm seeing some very nice names here and I'm looking forward to play with them :)
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Yeah . 60 % Hard player , and people who play in CWT .
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30+ players,this is crazy :o
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Inter is easy and hard at the same time!
It's sad you feel that way, Godmax. I bet you put sugar in your tea, dontcha?
The fact that so many players - and so many good players - have signed up already, just goes to show that inter is the keystone of worms, and that it is evergreen. We have a sort of TUS-CWT on our hands here, and God knows who will end up on the podium.
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Inter is easy and hard at the same time!
It's sad you feel that way, Godmax. I bet you put sugar in your tea, dontcha?
The fact that so many players - and so many good players - have signed up already, just goes to show that inter is the keystone of worms, and that it is evergreen. We have a sort of TUS-CWT on our hands here, and God knows who will end up on the podium.
No no it shows exactly nothing except good advertising brings people together. I know that since 2008 and I only drink tea without sugar or anything else! Raw is the key word here!
And Max Scheme is the raw oldschool team deathmatch that Worms players should experience or should want to experience not some weak weapon no weapon small map monkey shit. That is not to my liking.
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Im sorry but I own the max scheme now.I'm hosting a tournament with it for WO.
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Vok, Kano and Anita I wish you much fun with the noobwhore of Worms :) I hope you will enjoy this tournament and group. I am sure you will.
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Sorry i have to admit that this sheme sounds very boring. Cheap and small standard maps the weapons cant even kill a slug! So all in all ist a very disappointing noob shit. Therefore max scheme presents much more power and entertainment for the Players. Most important Thing for pc games is fun power and entertainment no boring shit.
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Group 1 - Death Group . Wheter defending champion (WhiteRqbbit) Say goodbye to the group stage ?
Group 2 - Four Freaks players
Group 3 - Hard Group
Group 4 - Riddle group ? Fantomas 1st - Marko , Lemon , Bugi is puzzle
Group 5 - no comment :D :D :D :D sorry guys
Group 6 - The Fast and the Furious, 3 players with a similar style, probably the first group that will play all matches
Group 7 - HAKNHG - Hwoarang and Kalababa no history group
Group 8 - relax for Kory and Boolc
ok its fun ...
GL HF
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Let me put it this way: there are only a handful of players that can win unlike in Max Scheme where concentration, teamwork and manliness can lead to victory for everyone. Intermediate is nothing a normal player or someone who doesnt know intermediate should play at all, ever!
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GG KOs xD
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Knight Templar ahahah wanna switch groups with me :P
To the people in my group, I have laptop acces from saturday. Saturday and sunday I can play almost any time, the week after is questionable though. I still am not sure whether to play the tennis tournament or not, due to my injury. I will give an heads up soon
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Group 5 - no comment :D :D :D :D sorry guys
:'(
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WeAreUnbeatable
Let me put it this way: there are only a handful of players that can win unlike in Max Scheme where concentration, teamwork and manliness can lead to victory for everyone.
:-X :D
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Oh yeah wow nice quotation. We've lost against you hats off. What do you want? ^^
Good old preparation match before the tournament. No prob so far.
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Max, I posted that message before I played you and Tobi! Compare the time of the message to the time of the game, and you will see.
I was merely pointing out the contradiction between your saying everyone can win and your standard game title of "WeAreUnbeatable!!"
For what it's worth, I enjoy playing your high-powered rope-normal game, although only as a change from my usual normals :)
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ten penis senator ma w dupie gre,cos sie go nie moge doprosic o mecz .
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Tadeusz is the master of expletive Polish-language criticism ;D
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Tadeusz is poet
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all hail
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all hail
wild
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Haha, in group 1 the winners of WhiteRqbbit - Piki1802 and nappy - zoky will proceed :D
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Haha, in group 1 the winners of WhiteRqbbit - Piki1802 and nappy - zoky will proceed :D
Indeed. You've produced a 4-way version of Rock Paper Scissors there, and for you, the knockout stage has already begun!
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Group 1 is tough
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Khams, perhaps your pc lagged hm? :D
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Kano jesli Anita wygra z Vokiem to przypadkiem ona nie wyjdzie z grupy???
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Zandi and Boolc,what are your usual available times?
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Won in Group matches, but I'll fail in Knock Outs, as usual.... :-X
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Won in Group matches, but I'll fail in Knock Outs, as usual.... :-X
Says ONL-nan :P
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Won in Group matches, but I'll fail in Knock Outs, as usual.... :-X
Says ONL-nan :P
My luck logic:-
Be awesome and pro in Group matches, then become coward and noob in KO's. :P
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wild?
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Kano jesli Anita wygra z Vokiem to przypadkiem ona nie wyjdzie z grupy???
Mam bezpośredni mecz z nią lepszy bedziemy mieli taki sam bilans i mecz bezposredni lepszy
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Group 5 - no comment :D :D :D :D sorry guys
:'(
Mega group-stage performance from Adnan, now you can elicit a comment from Kano! Be wild, not a coward :)
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I Respect for Mega Adnan
When i buy ticket to game Piki vs WhiteRqbbit ?
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We talked, will be next week because he cant make it this week :) also probably evening :D
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Won in Group matches, but I'll fail in Knock Outs, as usual.... :-X
Says ONL-nan :P
My luck logic:-
Be awesome and pro in Group matches, then become coward and noob in KO's. :P
I smell stolen logic here :P . Bl there pal :(
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Khams, perhaps your pc lagged hm? :D
What are you talking about?
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see ya in the final Khamski
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see ya in the final Khamski
As commentators? ::)
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Khams, perhaps your pc lagged hm? :D
What are you talking about?
Talking about you commenting about it being a tough group so late of course! :)
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Talking about you commenting about it being a tough group so late of course! :)
Why do you care? Mind your business, ....
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Won in Group matches, but I'll fail in Knock Outs, as usual.... :-X
Says ONL-nan :P
My luck logic:-
Be awesome and pro in Group matches, then become coward and noob in KO's. :P
I smell stolen logic here :P . Bl there pal :(
See? Logic become truth. xD
And what you mean by stolen logic? Another same guy like me who created this logic? :O
Note: 888 posts!
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Won in Group matches, but I'll fail in Knock Outs, as usual.... :-X
Says ONL-nan :P
My luck logic:-
Be awesome and pro in Group matches, then become coward and noob in KO's. :P
I smell stolen logic here :P . Bl there pal :(
See? Logic become truth. xD
And what you mean by stolen logic? Another same guy like me who created this logic? :O
Who knows?I was just saying...might be right,might be wrong.Only the future will tell if it was right or not :)
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Talking about you commenting about it being a tough group so late of course! :)
Why do you care? Mind your business, dummie.
Lol, dude relax. You attack me like I insulted your mother or something :D
It was just a little joke, wouldnt use :D smileys when Im deadly offensive lmao ;)
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Zandi and Boolc,what are your usual available times?
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It was just a little joke, wouldnt use :D smileys when Im deadly offensive lmao ;)
I don't care about all that.
Just *beeeeeeeep* and leave me alone.
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khams relax bro ... get ready for the final
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A comment about my group = mind your own business
A joke = angry reaction, too.
Pointing out that it is a joke = Stfu. Idc.
Im sorry, did I do anything wrong? I dont think you couldve found a reason to hate me so much, unless you count that game where I talked your ass off. That game made you a bit angry?
Will get a very bad reaction to this too but I simply do not care because you are insultive from start now and Im just here thinking wtf
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Sorry.
My bad. :-[
Thought you are some tantalising troll starting his weird game.
Peace.
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khams relax bro ... get ready for the final
ja ja ja!! Just finished group games.
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Zandi and Boolc,what are your usual available times?
BoolC: every day, after 4 pm
Zandi available on sunday i arrange , looking for you in sunday and call Zandi
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I can't play cup games on Sunday.
Also,4 pm is BoolC's local time or GMT?
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Ask him under group
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Fantomas is seeded as first although he is yet second and has one game to finish.
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Fantomas is seeded as first although he is yet second and has one game to finish.
Fantomas won his game versus Bugikwlk. So even if Fantomas lose his last game, he ll be first due to tie-braker rule.
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Knight Templar when do we play?
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Fantomas won his game versus Bugikwlk. So even if Fantomas lose his last game, he ll be first due to tie-braker rule.
I still don't get it.
At the time he is on the second place, right?
Means his stats are worse then Bugiks.
If he loses 0-2 his last game he will jump on first place?
Why?
And if so why he is not at the first place right now?
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My understanding is that the system rewards activity, so if one player has played more rounds than another, then he goes above him. The fact that it's rounds and not matches means that winning 2-1 is better than winning 2-0, because you've played an extra round! But luckily, the mod(s) decides the final standings (i.e. who proceeds) so the system's ranking isn't critical.
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Jak Pan nie rozumie to trudno
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Fantomas won his game versus Bugikwlk. So even if Fantomas lose his last game, he ll be first due to tie-braker rule.
I still don't get it.
At the time he is on the second place, right?
Means his stats are worse then Bugiks.
If he loses 0-2 his last game he will jump on first place?
Why?
And if so why he is not at the first place right now?
I think it is like this:
When 2 player have the same number of wins, the deciding factor is not the map win/loses, but the match played between those 2 players.
So in this case, if Fantoms lose his last game his match stats will be 2-1, like Bugikwlk. Then the match between both will dicide, so Fantomas will allways be 1.
The reason why he is displayed at 2nd place? I have no idea, maybe it's like MrTPenguin said, that when your numer of match victories are the same, then the more active player that played more games, is displayed first.
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Rabbit you got time to play it now? :p
Ps khams nps man :)
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My understanding is that the system rewards activity, so if one player has played more rounds than another, then he goes above him. The fact that it's rounds and not matches means that winning 2-1 is better than winning 2-0, because you've played an extra round! But luckily, the mod(s) decides the final standings (i.e. who proceeds) so the system's ranking isn't critical.
:o
I think it's just Kano experimenting with seedings.
System rewards won games and rounds. Not activity.
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I think it is like this:
When 2 player have the same number of wins, the deciding factor is not the map win/loses, but the match played between those 2 players.
So in this case, if Fantoms lose his last game his match stats will be 2-1, like Bugikwlk. Then the match between both will dicide, so Fantomas will allways be 1.
The reason why he is displayed at 2nd place? I have no idea, maybe it's like MrTPenguin said, that when your numer of match victories are the same, then the more active player that played more games, is displayed first.
You guys make it even more bizarre and complicated.
Table shows us stats that matter.
If Fantomas loses 0-2 his stats will be worse than Bugiks so he stays on the second place.
So again i think Kano was sure that Fantomas will win his last game so he acted a bit playful and seeded him as first.
Cmon Kano. Shed some light on your actions.
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This is not cwt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012%E2%80%9313_UEFA_Champions_League
look group H
Cluj + 2 , Galata + 1 , but galat first because direct game is From Galata
Bugi 2 games Fantomas 2 games , Fantomas - Bugi 2:0 so Fantomast going in 1st and this is fair . Regards
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This is not cwt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012%E2%80%9313_UEFA_Champions_League
look group H
Cluj + 2 , Galata + 1 , but galat first because direct game is From Galata
Bugi 2 games Fantomas 2 games , Fantomas - Bugi 2:0 so Fantomast going in 1st and this is fair . Regards
was 2:1, i think that you are not blind yet
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Rafka style
End of story
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Kano:
Look at the table.
System says Fantomas is second.
It says Fantomas is second because he won less rounds.
So there is no tie-breaker.
As i see it Tie-breaker here kicks in only when when both won games and won rounds are equal.
I am just saying that system at TUS doesn't require human interruption in point calculation.
Just go with flow, buddy.
Let the system do its job.
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Bugikwlk, when can u play? Today, tomorrow or Thursday 18:00 GMT?
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probably today i can or friday
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oh lookey look who we have as opponent, when can ya play man :D
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Aha! I'm free every day this week and next, so we'll probably bump into each other in AG.
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Piki vs Mr. nice gj guys :)
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I went out on a high!
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Hey Khamski, please respond on skype, or here. Let's play on this weekend, Sat or Sun evening.
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Kano bro i played my game vs Boolca!!! ;)
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Kano bro i played my game vs Boolca!!! ;)
Zandi can still finish second ahead of Boolca, no?
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Penguin Hwoarang CS and nappy is candidate to gold , so Nappy 2:0 Khamski is No suprise . Khamski is very Hard but Nappy is genius normal scheme .
Hwoarang wait 2 days for Boolc ... Deadline is comming .
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I said that i played vs boolca and I will play vs zandi if he finished on second place that is not a problem ;)
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Final: Hwoarang-Nappy i bet :)
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What's going to happen to group 8?
I just PMed Zandi to get posting and arranging games here.
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Any availability times for Zandi? :o
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cant catch ya, bugi, saw you in ag once and we agreed to play that day but nothing happened. I can play today untill 20:00 GMT, tomorrow and day after not gonna be available, and sunday untill 16:00 GMT
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Bugi ma zjebany komp ;/ prosil zebyc dal mu 3 - 4 dni.
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ok, when I will play with hwoarang in meanwhile, so if I win that u guys dont have to wait for us
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ok, when I will play with hwoarang in meanwhile, so if I win that u guys dont have to wait for us
Sorry bro but i don't want to play vs you ahhahahahahahah :P
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we played, now if bugi proceeds then youll have to wait, if not then no need for waiting immediately finals and bronze match
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who won, piki?
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Hwoarang won, couldve gone both ways though, I just had bad luck eith cows troughout the whole match, and my agressivity was well destroyed by hwoarang. Great match it was too bad I acted like a jerk xd
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hello Piki i fixed my comp, can you play tomorrow or wednesday?
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Tomorrow cant make it, wednessday I can play from 17 GMT - 19 GMT.
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ok Piki . Bugi will be ready tomorow at 17 gmt ;)
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Waiting half an hour and no sign of bugi, do not have time if he arrives now anyway.
I only can play next week wednessday, from around the same time (17GMT).
Will be busy with tournaments outside WA, so I might have to play at that time as well. I will let you know.
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What now?
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Sorry man, my comp still suck, probably tomorrow should be good... but if you must wait long time or this game, and someone have problem with this, just take win then
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OK Fantomas and I played our game 2:1 for him and if bugi win pls, then bugi and kalababa can take free wins i will go now on my vacation... in any case what was awesome game Fantomas!!! see you guys
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I am given a bye on saturday. Thats weird because Im not a seeded player, but what matters is that I can play on saturday probably. Maybe around 17 GMT again?
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EDIT: I was planned to play a preparational match today at 12 GMT. I might not even be back at the time I suggested. Sorry for the probs Im causing
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Might be good if the moderator of this cup would make a decision, at least regarding a deadline. 2 games after the current one have already been played and bugi isn't making any attempts to speed things up (at least, not visibly).
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Bugi, Tuesday I will have a free day, not wednessday. Tuesday Im home at 16GMT. Count in dinner n stuff, best time to play would be 18 GMT for me, dont know if you can make that time. Otherwise, I could try to play saturday 18GMT, not early, but that has a chance of 10 percent. Sunday wont make it for sure.
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sorry that i not give you answer, but i bought new computer so i can play, tomorrow at 18gmt probably will play
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Mam nadzieje ze zagracie w tym roku jeszcze ?
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Wednessday: not available.
Thursday: not available.
Friday: not available.
Saturday: not available.
Sunday: available from ~16GMT.
Monday: not available.
Tuesday: available from 17GMT - 19 GMT.
Wednessday: not available
Thursday: not available
Friday available from 17 GMT
Saturday: available from 13 GMT - 20 GMT
Sunday: not available.
You pick a time. I had enough of u not showing up.
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Bugi has missed the agreed time twice. Perhaps it's time to cut off the rotten flesh, Kano.
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Deadline is in 5 days. Just hoping to catch him sunday then. If he can, of course, play at sunday. Otherwise either deadline needs to get extended or the mod has to cone up with an alternarive solution.
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I asked Piki yesterday about the game on TUS, but He no answered , so Fanomas żryj kupe cwelu
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Yea a PM at 19 GMT "lets play now". I could send u a lot of PMs on various times as well. I already posted here, 19GMT was too late to start for me, sorry. Pick another time.
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if you wait until Saturday , I'm sure that I will play in the hours that you provided
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Then you proceed. Im not up for this kind of arrogance. You could try to catch me at sunday. Ive done more than enough to arrange (moved schedule for myself). If my efforts wont pay off then let it be. Already wishing you good luck in the finals though.
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Bugi dobrze pojechales fantomasa :D hahah
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*fankutasa :D
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I just came back. Im exhausted cant play. MOD do what u want I dont care anymore. If he doesnt even wanna propose a time I am not interested anymore.
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So, what will be happening here afterall?
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Well if theyre waiting for us, tuesday so today, I am not available. Wednessday I will be though, at the same timws I posted for tuesday today.
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kurwa,nudne jest to czekanie zdecydujcie cos do chuja.
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have you decided what to do? it's taking too much time
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I see Im proceeded. Proceed Hwoarang we already have played. Kalababa, saturday I have time now. Just tell me suitable times for you.
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If you finish bronze match send me PW .
Congratulations Fantomas
Thx all for fast group game
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Thanks for hosting, Kano
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piki1802, I didn't believe that you play )) I can play in the evening, or we can play next weekend
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I have a lot of stuff to do. Best would be saturday for me, next week my only free day. Give me a time, I can from any time untill 20GMT.
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Guess who didnt show up? Pff cmon people is it really that hard :(
Tuesday around 18 GMT I could play, or saturday maybe but still am not sure.
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... I really hope CWT wont be like this.
Saturday arouns 19 GMT cant make it earlier. Rest of the days are full.
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Kalababa last time 13 september maybe he forgot :o