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Title: Facts about mm members
Post by: Statik on November 19, 2011, 11:20 AM
Here are some facts based on my gaming experience with some mm members. Please, don't take it too serious :D

ninao
Why nino first? Well, cuz king (but you'll know the truth below).
The self-proclaimed king. But the only explanation of his king behavior and so many talks about his slaves is: he is a slave himself trying to compensate the lack of power in the real life ;D
So the next candidate for the post of King is Zippo, but I'm not going to talk about him, cuz he is not in mm (yet).
Actually it's not a joke. Following Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Brazil) "A national survey conducted in 2000 by the Pastoral Land Commission, a Roman Catholic church group, estimated that there were more than 25,000 forced workers in Brazil. More than 1,000 slave-like laborers were freed from a sugar cane plantation in 2007 by the Brazilian Government."

avirex
The first mm member who talked to me. For some reason I thought he was kinda an old skool proah, but now I'm trying to avoid clanners with him :D
Always talks about his imaginary gf which can't cook. But it's hard to cook something real being imaginary.
An entertaining award (https://www.tus-wa.com/leagues/game-85406/) always goes to him!

Devilage
He is always in his bed, because he can't walk.
When something goes wrong he becomes a devil, but usually he is a soft and fluffy sugar puto xD

tita
To play a clanner with him, one must join his hysteria or kaos first, because it is practically impossible to catch him on AG ;D

barman
During the whole his WA-career he wasted more than five tons of paper on which he makes his ttrr notes.
When he is not online, he is probably looking at the stars through his telescope.
He is one of the few adequate people in mm ;D

Mablak
He is a robot who usually passes the Turing test (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test). But sometimes he fails (https://www.tus-wa.com/challenges/members-stats/Mablak/).
His creator doesn't allow him to play WA much lately, but maybe it's just a precautionary measure.

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For other mm members: If you don't see your name above, then probably you haven't played enough games with me yet (but will you want now? :D).
Title: Re: Facts about mm members
Post by: avirex on November 19, 2011, 11:27 AM
lol statik, you are obviously bored! lol

if i did not have to go to work right now, i would write one up for you...


i will have my imaginary gf do it later tho puto :D
Title: Re: Facts about mm members
Post by: nino on November 19, 2011, 12:09 PM
Quote from: Statik on November 19, 2011, 11:20 AM
So the next candidate for the post of King is Zippo, but I'm not going to talk about him, cuz he is not in mm (yet).

never xDDD the day that zippo join mm i would ban everyone from clan and f@#! up everything hauhauhauha.

COS KING. ahua
Title: Re: Facts about mm members
Post by: avirex on November 19, 2011, 02:18 PM
Statik:  the russian spy, sent to the clan to learn our secrets, and strategies... we are yet to find out who he is working for, but some believe he is affiliated with komo haha.. he does not have an imaginary gf, no... his gf is very much real... its the dragon on his desk... when he is not filming fingeroll videos him and his gf film more personal shows... these dragon sex videos can b found on redtube, now chelsea is not the only pornstar in the wa community :D
Title: Re: Facts about mm members
Post by: Devilage on November 21, 2011, 04:10 AM
hahahahaha ur signature, statik what does walk mean?
Title: Re: Facts about mm members
Post by: ShyGuy on November 21, 2011, 10:05 AM
avi, write one for me!
Title: Re: Facts about mm members
Post by: Peja on November 21, 2011, 10:22 AM
the guy is shy, but i am holding on. im gonna be his number one. ;)