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Title: Tutorial
Post by: nino on September 20, 2010, 01:42 PM
Avirex iam still waiting for the tutorial of "how to shave your balls safely", please mate do it as fast as you can.

Thanks in advice.
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: THeDoGG on September 20, 2010, 05:38 PM
XDDD

nino you want video tutorial ?
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: nino on September 20, 2010, 06:16 PM
yes would be good, u ballz shaver pro too?
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Post by: avirex on September 20, 2010, 08:29 PM
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6B9V6PVVvQb0pM:http://www.howdoishavemyballs.com/images/ebookcover.jpg&t=1)

First i would like to start off by saying, shaving the balls is not for everyone!! it takes a special kind of person, a brave man...  i man with balls!! haha get  it?  it is very important that you pay close attention to this tutorial if your a first time ball shaver. For those of you that have shaved the jewels before, congratulations! feel free to post your pics of your work, and add any usefull tips to my tutorial. now let me begin.


step 1.) if you have never shaved your balls and pubic area, i suggest an electric hair buzzer, trim the over grown jungle to the lowest level before you even think of pulling out the bic razor...  ok, that was'nt so bad now was it? looks good! now lets proceed to step 2.

step 2.) i like to call this step of the balls shaving the preparation stage.. you want your balls to be relaxed when you shave them, so you have to put them at ease, some nice warm water usually does the trick! cup some warm water in ur hand and caress your balls gently, slow circular motion works for me the best, but you may develop your own technique. dont be scared to talk to your balls, let them know everything is going to be ok, and they are in good hands... tell your balls you wont let anything happen to them, you love them, and everything is going to be ok... i mean, everyone needs a little reassurance once in a while...  (**warning**never use cold water, i repeat!! never use cold water, you do not want your balls shriveled and shrunk**)  

step 3.) now that your balls are at ease, and feel safe in your hands its time to bust out the shaving cream. personally i like a shaving cream that starts as a gel, and then foams up nicely, i put a generous amount in my hand and mix it up a bit with some warm water before applying to my balls, the mixture of warm water is especially important, because we have just gained our balls trust, and we intend to keep it! applying the shaving cream directly to the nuts from the bottle tends to be cold, we dont want to send our nuts into shock now do we? ok, so now that we have a warm water, and shaving cream mixture get a good lather on your balls, i usually lather the cream into my balls for about a minute.. but i have a very small nutsack, each nutsack is different and will require a different amount of time, thats for you to determine, use your best judgment.

step 4.) now your balls are lathered up nicely, if you followed each step correctly your balls are smooth as a babies bottom, and wrinkle free! bring on the bic razor baby!! theres no turning back now big boi!! now again you will want warm water, any experienced ball shaver can tell you, warm water is the most important ingredient in this process.. you will want to run the razor under the warm water, then lift you balls and shave gently... its very important you are using a NEW razor.. dont be cheap and try to re-use, your balls wont appreciate it, and by morning, you wont either!! so please, use a new razor! ok, now you should be applying little to no pressure while shaving the balls... really you only need to graze the balls with the razor, that should do the trick.. i like to start from my chode (the creepy looking skin that connect ur balls to your asshole) and work my way up, because these are the most sensative areas.. dont be scared if u get too close to the buttox area, hell shave a lil bum screw it, why not? it does not make you gay!!lol dont worry! dont forget to rinse the razor under the warm water frequently... alright, now you have some nice smooth balls!! great job, your doing great!! lets move on to step 5!

step 5.) now its time to make a decision, do you want to completely shave your pubic area? or leave the hair very short (see step 1) as for myself, i leave the pubic area's hair buzzed to the lowest level... i think it looks little more manly.. and my dick is plenty big, where i can get away with it... for those of you with a little peepee, i would suggest to shave it all off, it will make your tool look slightly bigger. for you little peepee fellas, your job is almost done, just keep on shaving! you may apply a little more pressure in this area, as its not as sensative as the balls.. if you have a hairy stomach you need to blend in the shaving with your stomach hairs.. i usually follow the V section of my pelvic... for those of you who are physically fit you will know what im talking about.... and for you fatty's...  well, u cant see ur nuts to shave them anyway! haha

step 6.) if you have decided to go with the more manly technique, this is where it may get tricky. first of all start with shaving those pesky hairs that run up the base of your shaft... please please please be very careful during this process!! at the very base of the penis you will want to shave a circle.... almost a ring around the base of the penis, defining where exactly your weapon starts, where the power of the thrust begins!! lol  then as i said in step 5, you will want to blend into your stomach hairs.. for this you will use the electric buzzer though...

step 7.) you can double check your balls, make sure you did not miss anything, im sure you did!! i always miss some.. so just give a double check and maybe go over them once more with a razor... even the most skilled, and trained professional ball shavers will miss some hairs here and there..

step 8.) shower!! wash your balls good, you dont wanna let the shaving cream dry up on the balls man, could be bad, i never let it happen to me, but who knows what could happen? mayb a rash? hahaha just take a f@#!in shower..

i hope this tutorial has shed some light on this topic for many of you... i hope the newb ball shavers enjoyed it, and the experienced have learned a thing or two..  if you still have questions, refer to my FAQ section below, or feel free to ask in reply!!!



FAQ
Q:  what shaving cream do you use, avi?
A:  im a big fan of the Gillette Series Shave Gel, Sensitive Skin!!
Q:  have you ever shaved all of your pubic area avi?
A:  why yes, young man, i have... but im not a fan of the look, maybe you will be! good luck shaving!
Q:  have you ever been injured while shaving?
A:  ahhhhh yes, i wish i could tell your there is no risk involved, but unforunetly there is!! i have been gotten a few nicks, and cuts... one time i even got bad razor burn in my pubic area due to not giving a good electric buzz prior to the shave!! so you see, its very important to follow my steps closely to reduce the risk of injury!
Q:  what size is ur penis avi?
A:  hey dude, that will be for another post, this tutorial is strictly for the ball shaving process... jeez
Q:  avi, after shaving i have such a mess.. whats the best way to clean up?
A:  well my friend, i have found that if you shave your balls while sitting on the toilet, there is no cleanup at all, it all just drops in the toilet, cleanup is a simple flush away!
Q:  avi, whats the best part about shaving your balls?
A:  well, for me.. i just love the smooth feeling, they feel great, look great, and makes my penis look f@#!ing huge!! cant go wrong.
Q:  roflmao! how u fight against itching after the operation??
A: Hello NinjaCamel, i have found that a nice soothing lotion will come in handy during the itching fazes.




"i shaved my ballzzzzzz man this tutorial really helped lol, i made like you said and worked great!!! yes i thought wtf iam gay? when i was shaving the area close to my asshole but nah, it rocks haha and now i have a nice shaved balls, i doubt ill even stop to shave it ... very thanks avi once again."-nino

"Hahaha, man avi.. I think I`m gonna print that out and hang it up on the door of the toilet :) Some guys really need such a tutorial you know" -Crazy
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: nino on September 20, 2010, 08:46 PM
made me really proud, i didnot read all post cos iam going to uni, but ill do that when i come back, and who knows i dont shave my ballz tonight. thanks avi <3.
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: avirex on September 20, 2010, 08:47 PM
np nino, i do this for you my friend <3  :-*
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Post by: NinjaCamel on September 20, 2010, 09:01 PM
roflmao! how u fight against itching after the operation??
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Post by: angus on September 20, 2010, 10:55 PM
huauhahuauhauh you are .. So.f@#!ing.crazy!!!! Jesuss! ahahahah!! n1
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: nino on September 21, 2010, 01:36 AM
i shaved my ballzzzzzz man this tutorial really helped lol, i made like you said and worked great!!! yes i thought wtf iam gay? when i was shaving the area close to my asshole but nah, it rocks haha and now i have a nice shaved balls, i doubt ill even stop to shave it ... very thanks avi once again.  ;D
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: avirex on September 21, 2010, 10:34 AM
ok ninja camel, i updated just for you, u have been added to my FAQ, thankz!
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: avirex on September 21, 2010, 10:36 AM
lmfao, the topic log is priceless.. i can see who viewed this many times... there is quite a few people who viewed it up to 5 times... nino viewed it 12 tho hahahahah i rly do believe he took this tutorial to the bathroom with him... :D gj nino!
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: nino on September 21, 2010, 12:15 PM
lmfao i printed at office, funny thing was when i asked my secretary to take it at printer hahahah, i made on purpose..and when she came with the papers in hand, she just asked whats this? in english...i said it is a tutorial to shave ballz hahahah she was like lmfao only you nino only you xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: darKz on September 21, 2010, 12:23 PM
You should invite her to help you shave 'em putinho. :D
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: deano on September 29, 2010, 10:56 AM
This is f@#!ing hilarious.  Can I get some credit for suggesting that you shave over the toilet?  I seem to remember you shaving on a towel and having to clean up lol.
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: nino on September 29, 2010, 11:13 AM
This is f@#!ing hilarious.  Can I get some credit for suggesting that you shave over the toilet?  I seem to remember you shaving on a towel and having to clean up lol.

LOL avi, then it seems that deano is ur ball shaver teacher?
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: Uber on September 29, 2010, 11:26 AM
I've shaved my ballls for years now, so I consider myself a pro in the art of ballshaving, BUT this was f@#!ing funny still :D haha n1 avi
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: Crazy on September 29, 2010, 12:58 PM
Hahaha, man avi.. I think I`m gonna print that out and hang it up on the door of the toilet :D Some guys really need such a tutorial you know
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: avirex on September 30, 2010, 12:00 AM
omg deano.. lmfao, i strictly remember that conversation, it was me telling you to do it over the toilet, and u thought it was the smarted and most genius thing i have ever said, so DONT freaking take that away from mehahahah!!

u used to freaking be the one shaving over a towel, or in ur bathtub, and ur mom got mad cuz it clogged the drain!! HAHA..

dont even try to steal credit :p
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: Chicken23 on September 30, 2010, 01:58 AM
I have a questions, advice and personal experiences!

Below my pelvis i am very hairy. I also am althetic and have the V shape and a few abs on show depending if ive had a big meal or not.. Ive almost got a six pack.. its more of a 4 pack :p

But.. as mentioned im a hairy mother f@#!er. Lean build and hairy below the waist. I'll be going for a look to blend into the stomach hair but i also need to trim and blend into inner thigh curlies!! I couldnt go for a complete shave because it would just emphasize the hairiness of my butt and legs if my pubes were all gone! haha

Where do i draw the line? I normally go a for a buzzer all over first, but not the lowest setting because it will be shorter than the leg and butt hair.. So i tend to take it down to a 3-4.. Makes it around 1cm or so. I like this length. Not too short, not too big and also makes my tool look bigger.

My nut sack is big and wrinkly. I swear its like the balls of an 70year old man. Ive only shaved my balls properly a couple of times and i did it dry! It wasnt too bad. Took me awhile to get all the spots and also shaved the base and lower shaft. But when getting to the end of the balls and into the gouche area where do i draw the line? I dont wanna shave my butt as that'll just turn into a big chore.. I feel like i need to trim and tidy, but still keep my manly wild vibe going. But basically control the jungle! :)

Does anyone else have a similar situation as mine? If we all got drunk i'd happy get out my junk and ask for help! But you guys are half way across the world. My brother is gay and ive discussed with him before, hes similar to me, but a little less hairy!

Also.. Be warned not all chicks dig freshly shaven. Some like a rough man  8)
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: Guaton on September 30, 2010, 03:54 AM
roflmfao what the f@#! this topic xDDDD!
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: avirex on September 30, 2010, 05:53 AM
i have a hairy stomach... so when i blend it in its fairly simple as i said, just kinda of follow the V of your pelvic area... it not only blends in nicely, but it also forms a point... almost an arrow, of hair.. pointing down to your gems.. which is a nice feature...


as far as the legs, i do not have very hair legs at all... im glad, and my arms are pretty much hairless.. im actually really happy with that! lol..

so i do not really have any idea on how to address your ball shaving trouble... the only thing that comes to mind that may help is to use the electric buzzer... if you get a nice one, it should come with many different attachments for different lengths, i would start with the lowest in all your pubic area.. then the next step up attachment u can do ur thighs very close to ur nuts, then the next step for a little farther now ur leg, and so on and so on, untill it "fades" and blends together....

on your head, that haircut is called a "fade" when its somewhat long on top, then fades down to nothing down below ur ears...

so i can only imagine this style could help with your hairy ass legs, as far as your bum goes.. i would not put much thought or effort into that, while your sitting on the toilet bending over and seeing ur nuts and bum area, whatever u can see from the angle is all i would really worry about... i mean, how often does the girl see ur butt?

unless you are into some very kinky, strap on sex, u should have nothing to worry about.
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: avirex on September 30, 2010, 05:54 AM
roflmfao what the f@#! this topic xDDDD!

heh, what exactly is wrong with this topic? its a nice tutorial... im actually curious as to how many people shaved their balls after i made this tutorial...

how many for the very first time, and how many did it just after learning a new trick or two? lol.. lets get a head count people!!

speaking of this, im due for a good shave.. prolly 2marrow morning.
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: avirex on September 30, 2010, 06:00 AM
im still getting a kick out of the topic log...

nino and ninja camel = 19

franz = 12

random00 and angus = 9

heheheh and then there r some random 8's like thedogg, and dulek for example.

guaton, u stopped in 7 times :P

and surprisingly, crazy has only been by 5 times, i would have pegged him for much more :)

Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: Chicken23 on September 30, 2010, 06:13 AM
haha.

Ive been growing the area so i can have a full attack when is needed! Which is now!
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Post by: franz on September 30, 2010, 06:39 AM
im still getting a kick out of the topic log...

nino and ninja camel = 19

franz = 12

random00 and angus = 9

heheheh and then there r some random 8's like thedogg, and dulek for example.

guaton, u stopped in 7 times :P

and surprisingly, crazy has only been by 5 times, i would have pegged him for much more :)



haha, i haven't even read anything you wrote avi, just getting a kick out of the replies.  looks like you got a recruit in chicken ;D
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: nino on September 30, 2010, 10:10 AM
ye me too, iam comming here to read the replies avi, my tutorial is already printed and i have it on bathroom fixed on wall, no need to come here to read it again!
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: avirex on September 30, 2010, 11:42 AM
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo @ i did not read the tutorial, just the replies!!! hahhahahahah


let me guess, u only read the articles in a playboy aswell, not look at the pictures? Lol
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: avirex on October 22, 2010, 01:03 AM
hehehauehauhauhauahauh
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: avirex on April 02, 2015, 03:45 AM
bumped for nino
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: nino on April 02, 2015, 08:53 AM
 :D :D :D :D

I read all tuto again, aside of the funny thing...it really helps a lot hahah
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: avirex on April 02, 2015, 03:13 PM
lolollllll this thread is no doubt a legend!!

and yeah, even many years later, still has useful tips!!!

there is a new technology, but im scared to test on my balls...

who will be the first man that can test this on the balls, and share the results/reviews with everyone else???

here you go brave soul: test, and write review, whoever you are.   

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=511391&catid=183762&aid=338666&aparam=511391&kpid=511391&CAWELAID=120142990000073153&CAGPSPN=pla&kpid=511391
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: rU` on April 02, 2015, 05:24 PM
LOL that tutorial is a legend, pretty sure some tv show might be interested, you put a lot of passion on it,  so explicit.
Title: Re: Tutorial
Post by: Triad on September 16, 2017, 09:27 PM
Didn't see this tutorial before but my shaving methods are pretty identical. I can confirm it's a good tutorial.