Hey. Anyone play Poker on Gamedesire or Poker Stars?
Full Tilt Poker!
oh, wait...
Quote from: Random00 on March 23, 2012, 08:54 PM
Full Tilt Poker!
oh, wait...
>>> I dont know this Poker ): For real cash or virtual?:D
I dont, but would be nice play for virtual cash between tus members, in other web or put a system like chess here :)
Quote from: Random00 on March 23, 2012, 08:54 PM
Full Tilt Poker!
oh, wait...
yea me t.... oh nvm :/
throsti, site shut down since almost a year this summer
Quote from: franz on March 23, 2012, 11:30 PM
Quote from: Random00 on March 23, 2012, 08:54 PM
Full Tilt Poker!
oh, wait...
yea me t.... oh nvm :/
throsti, site shut down since almost a year this summer
Why? is doesnt seem like a bad site, also had announcements on tv, internet, etc
. Whats online poker?
i wanna play . but only for real money :)
Quote from: r3spect on March 24, 2012, 11:42 AM
i wanna play . but only for real money :)
>>> Download Everest Poker and we will play together.;p
Quote from: Dub-c on March 24, 2012, 04:27 AM
. Whats online poker?
>>> Lol. You can play with other peoples in Poker via internet :D Like a WormNet^^
Quote from: Throsti on March 24, 2012, 05:08 PM
Quote from: r3spect on March 24, 2012, 11:42 AM
i wanna play . but only for real money :)
>>> Download Everest Poker and we will play together.;p
Quote from: Dub-c on March 24, 2012, 04:27 AM
. Whats online poker?
>>> Lol. You can play with other peoples in Poker via internet :D Like a WormNet^^
haha i think you whiffed on the whole sarcasm there. google translator doesn't help with that unfortunately.
Quote from: Random00 on March 23, 2012, 08:54 PM
Full Tilt Poker!
oh, wait...
Yea, Full Tilt is back since few weeks. Had a nice hand today, check it out. What a setup :D
(http://www.team-coldfusion.de/board/download/file.php?id=1832)
KJc J8c only hands he lost against, poor guy. nice cooler
Yea, only these two hands. It was bad luck by him. But he could reraise again on the flop but he didnt. I would fold my hand, it wasnt even nutflush possible. But the reraise should be high enough or I wouldnt fold it then.
Its very rare that you have such a situation. That guy was surely kind of "wtf I lost?!?". :D
The only problem here was the lack of money your opponent had in his stack when this hand came. Every poker player in the world loses their ass in his spot. I liked your bet on the turn SPW, if I was in his shoes, I wouldn't have called off much more than you opened with considering the weak pre-flop raise and limpers. With the flush card hitting and opening with a pot bet from early position into the original pre-flop raiser, your hand appears strong. You had him dead to rights on the turn, and the river was just a bonus. Nothing like running well to compliment strong overall play in the hand, right SPW ;)
Good analyse. :)
Do you miss online poker walrus? Heard a lot of americans moved to canadonk or south america just to keep playing online poker. Its weird you cant play it anymore in the states.
I'm glad I gave up online poker long time ago, atleast what cash-game concerns. The frustration, ah what a relief it is not be there anymore! I was never good enough, so I gave up. Expensive hobby to learn ;P Nice hand tho SPW, really interesting situation! Nowadays I only play some guaranteed tournaments when my mood is up for it, quite often with the consumation of a bottle of wine or a few beers alongside as well :P
Quote from: SPW on January 04, 2013, 02:53 PM
Good analyse. :)
Do you miss online poker walrus? Heard a lot of americans moved to canadonk or south america just to keep playing online poker. Its weird you cant play it anymore in the states.
no, i used to grind it out online for a living, playing 2 or 3 hands at once for 10-12 hours a day. i dont know of another job that made me quite as thoroughly miserable as that one did. i only play for fun now with friends for little $, i never go to the casino anymore. if i want to gamble, i hit the sports books. I don't spend all day doing that. poker is more fun when its a hobby, id be miserable as a pro. money was great though.
i still play now and then on PPP
If you can invest 10 hours a day and win money playing poker you shouldn't be miserable. you need big picture algorithms:
with your capital and win rate you should have enough info to give you your ideal min bet tables to go on, this is your income per second, more win rate/more capital = higher min bets. You can also probably come up with the maximun amount of time playing poker per day before becoming miserable. Providing you're a good enough player you can tweak those values in order to create a proper schedule that allows you to win money and be happy, which might even include plenty of free days a week.
You then compare that to your actual or potential "regular" job and then see what's more rentable to both your wallet and your happiness.
Quote from: Aerox on June 04, 2014, 09:47 AM
If you can invest 10 hours a day and win money playing poker you shouldn't be miserable. you need big picture algorithms:
with your capital and win rate you should have enough info to give you your ideal min bet tables to go on, this is your income per second, more win rate/more capital = higher min bets. You can also probably come up with the maximun amount of time playing poker per day before becoming miserable. Providing you're a good enough player you can tweak those values in order to create a proper schedule that allows you to win money and be happy, which might even include plenty of free days a week.
You then compare that to your actual or potential "regular" job and then see what's more rentable to both your wallet and your happiness.
You are missing the point. Poker just wasn't fun as a job for me. I could shovel shit with a reasonable conversion rate of shit to shovel capacity with an expected shit output that made it worth my while, but I would still be shoveling shit. Poker is fun for me again now that I'm not doing it all day everyday.
I learned one important thing playing poker, no matter cards, pedophiles always win. Ye, I call it like that, coz usually when I spend all day to play some big tourney with over 5k ppl in, and then when i have good position, I get cards like AA or KK, play all in before river, and some idiot with random cards like 28 pwn me coz he play it and get triple of 2 or smt like that. I could not say a word if it happens once twice, or even 100 times, it is poker, all is possible I know.. But wtf if it happens in every f@#!ing tourney? Should I not play AA or KK ? Luck is the most important in poker, there is no "skill", of course there is some tactic, cards u play and u fold, but still without luck u will never win. The f@#!ing gambling is so interesting.. Ppl usually gambling coz at start of their gambling they won some moneys and believed in their luck, same was with me in poker. First 2 tourneys I played, i won... yes, both of them.. It was my beginning at poker, I played before but just for fun, so when I won that 2 tourneys (it was about 5k euro), I continued playing, of course same tactic etc.. and what?? from years I did not win ANY tourney, i barelly can remember if I even get for payd places.. And now I am about 10 000 euro on MINUS.. As I wish I could loose that first 2 tourneys at beginning..
you mean like any other job in the world?
because I don't enjoy office work even when I'm not doing it everyday
kinslayer: you're a victim of selective memory, I suggest you start recording every game to avoid false analysis and to actually improve. You should by no means be playing that sort of money you mention without getting these basics or even assuming the principle of statistics. Everything in your plan is wrong. 10k euros playing massive tournaments with randoms? That's already wrong from step one. You either lower your capital, or start playing 100s tables with people that don't, like you put it "gamble". xd
Kins, I am sure you are on the right spot. Youre not alone, most of players are losing money. So I dont agree with your luck theory. Its a matter of sample-size. Send me your stats and I can show your leaks. By the way kins, you were right with "doesnt matter which hand you have", at poker you play your opponent! So his stats shows you how to play and when you cant fold KK or AA to the right time, its only your fault. Besides, the sample-size will with you cause you cant lose more fights with Aces against 82.
I feel the same like walrus. I couldnt play more than 2 sessions a day, its hard mental-wise. If you fail decisions, you got to pay. So for me poker is just for fun, now and then and sometimes in the casino to beat some austrian donks. :D
Quote from: ImNotThrosti on March 23, 2012, 06:38 PM
Hey. Anyone play Poker on Gamedesire or Poker Stars?
I play Poker Pirates on Facebook :D xD
Quote from: KinslayeR on June 04, 2014, 12:25 PM
I learned one important thing playing poker, no matter cards, pedophiles always win. Ye, I call it like that, coz usually when I spend all day to play some big tourney with over 5k ppl in, and then when i have good position, I get cards like AA or KK, play all in before river, and some idiot with random cards like 28 pwn me coz he play it and get triple of 2 or smt like that. I could not say a word if it happens once twice, or even 100 times, it is poker, all is possible I know.. But wtf if it happens in every f@#!ing tourney? Should I not play AA or KK ? Luck is the most important in poker, there is no "skill", of course there is some tactic, cards u play and u fold, but still without luck u will never win. The f@#!ing gambling is so interesting.. Ppl usually gambling coz at start of their gambling they won some moneys and believed in their luck, same was with me in poker. First 2 tourneys I played, i won... yes, both of them.. It was my beginning at poker, I played before but just for fun, so when I won that 2 tourneys (it was about 5k euro), I continued playing, of course same tactic etc.. and what?? from years I did not win ANY tourney, i barelly can remember if I even get for payd places.. And now I am about 10 000 euro on MINUS.. As I wish I could loose that first 2 tourneys at beginning..
Sounds like you aren't a very good poker player. Stop getting it all in with AA and KK. Just because you are getting it all in with better hand doesn't mean you are playing a sound tournament strategy. Honestly, I'd quit and play for fun. You had a good run of cards at the start, and now you are regressing to the mean of the losing gambler.
Quote from: Aerox on June 04, 2014, 12:25 PM
you mean like any other job in the world?
because I don't enjoy office work even when I'm not doing it everyday
I'd advise you to get a new job then. I have a job I like to come into every day.
Sometimes nothing can be a pretty cool hand.
Quote from: TheWalrus on June 04, 2014, 11:02 PM
I'd advise you to get a new job then. I have a job I like to come into every day.
Well that's a great advice I guess ???
Playing cards online, from the comfort of your sofa is still a better job than most jobs in the world I like assume.
So when the topic pops up in the internet and you always read about people dropping off a life of living off poker due to boredom and for a better job, whilst I acknowledge the possibility of them getting a job that doesn't bore them off even after daily repetition, I usually prefer to believe that if they were making money in the realm of 300k-500k a year they'd still be playing cards online.
I'm pretty certain not many taxi chofers like their jobs... but F1 racers? Still driving a car both of them.
I tend to make my profit off poker stars very slowly but its safe how I do it.
I play TURBO $1.50 18 player NL Holdem.
1st = $9.52 2nd = $7.12 3rd = $4.75 4th = $2.37
The quickest ive won this was approx 45mins,
Longest Game 1hour 30mins.
My win ratio here is atleast 1st - 4th , 1 in every 3 games.
I have never lost more then 3 games in a row and not made to a paying position.
so my worst case senario is only loosing under $5 after about 2 hours of playing.
but my margin for profit is alot greater as I only need to win once to make my money back and profit..
and if Im infront after a few wins I play this same TURBO 18player NL holdem but I play the $3.50 version.
1st=$22, 2nd=$17.06 3rd = $11.37 4th $5.68
or the $7 version
1st = $46.44 2nd = $34.83 3rd = $23.22 4th = $11.61
but I generaly dont play the $3.50 or $7 version Unless I have made a profit from the $1.50 version.
My Balance goes up and down alot doing this, but its slow to win but also slow to loose, A $10 deposit can be enough to last me over 1 month.
How stupid I am to still loosing moneys in poker, I really should uninstall that shit, I am not bad player, just f@#!ing bad luck every f@#!ing hand, for example like this . I am "kierysi" 55 dollars tourney.. first hand.. bye bye.. what a gay ...
http://www.boomplayer.com/pl/poker-hands/Boom/10870540_A1BC3C4901
you did all in with AK with 2 cards remaining and your opponent gave you all the reasons in the world to think he also had an A
you had the better hand, but played it awfully wrong. You got excited and you paid. If you played slower and with more reasonable bets you would have realized he had the J before the last card and you would have been able to fold.
someone already told you not to play to your cards, but this is one of the best examples of someone playing to his own hand. You're as much of a gambler as the "randoms".
wtf u talking about, even if i wait 1 turn with all in he would play it, stfu noob, u are all so big experts , interesting what would u do in my situation, maybe fold?? f@#! the poker, no matter cards, pedofiles always win, thats the only true in poker, 0% skill 100 % luck, I will play bingo next time, will be same
lolololol
Kinslayers Poker face:
(http://i59.tinypic.com/9pubm0.jpg)
Quote from: KinslayeR on September 18, 2014, 09:38 PM
wtf u talking about, even if i wait 1 turn with all in he would play it, stfu noob, u are all so big experts , interesting what would u do in my situation, maybe fold?? f@#! the poker, no matter cards, pedofiles always win, thats the only true in poker, 0% skill 100 % luck, I will play bingo next time, will be same
You lost 10.000€ in Poker before learning to play
Nice
Learning to play? U f@#!ing moron, maybe I should fold my cards right? Coz I had just AK and i needed just 1 also for colour, is is true? What cards should I play then Mr "expert". AA ?? Sorry but AA I loose too.. It is all about gay luck and that situation clear show it, poker = bingo
The Higher stakes you play the less bingo you see, Pro poker players win tournaments for a reason... You seem like you are not graspnig every dimension of how to play...
"POKER" Takes 5mins to learn and a lifetime to master...
http://www.boomplayer.com/pl/poker-hands/Boom/10880048_B3814BC3F8
:-*
aeeeeee Royal Flush ! was that you ??
my best hand is straight flush to K
yes me!! But I lost in next hand on KK vs A2... f@#! this game really.. (All In before show cards), damn I should at least get payd for that poker xd
I got one a while back, shame it was a micro stakes table that time, I tend to only play micro stakes when I don't have much time to learn other players:
(http://i.imgur.com/AnNsqPT.png)
Nice Royal, but the way to it was horrible. Calling preflop with KTs on a minrace with 1/6 of your chips. Really bad and you deserve you loss with KK later, Maniac :P
he could not get me more at start. I prefer like that, small but he still gives it, otherwise he could fold it at start and i got notihng... looks like it is u who know nothing about poker
Okay, you dont get it. Keep playing like this and keep losing.
(http://i.imgur.com/Q7AEcg4.jpg)
Try playing Sit N Go`s with about 18 players or so...
games run for abour 45mins -1h 15mins and most bingo players die withing 1st 20mins,
Kins, try PokerStrategy (http://www.pokerstrategy.com/). It's no use complaining about certain hands when they're all played wrong. I know SPW has a ton of experience playing this game correctly (as in 'most efficiently'), so just take his advice or stop crying. :D
it's like when you get 4 numbers right and the 5th wrong in the lottery
you're still playing the lottery game.
there's not one play you've linked kingslayer that demostrates any sort of strategy or brains. Just betting to your own hand and then getting surprised someone else was luckier than you.
hit my 1st royal flush the other week ::)
Borotalco plays poker.. have you ever seen him?
Italians can play online? Thought it isn't possible. At least at ps I've never seen an Italian.
what you mean?
Cause of Borotalco (Italians aren't able to play online poker by the gouverment).
I don't know that... I don't live in Italy, but I have friends there who I think they play poker, don't know what website... But... Borotalco is from Napoli... that's also another story auhauha he can do whatever he wants.
Quote from: SPW on October 12, 2014, 09:04 PM
Cause of Borotalco (Italians aren't able to play online poker by the gouverment).
I think they can only play amongst themselves. Like many European countries. It's been a recent change too, when I started playing Poker online around 5-6 years ago things like Pokerstars and such were international.
Just know it for few countries. I also started around 6 years ago. At the biggest sites like full tilt and poker stars you missing only americans (usa), france and italy.
Nowadays you see canadians, germans, polish, russians, most of south american countries like brazil, argentina, paraguay and also chinese and other asian countries. From europe all countries are there, except Italy and France.
Why France? They have casino everywhere.
Dunno, they left around the same period as italians and yanks. Thats bad for those sites cause the biggest amount of donks came from those countries, imo. :D
Quote from: SPW on October 14, 2014, 04:20 PM
Dunno, they left around the same period as italians and yanks. Thats bad for those sites cause the biggest amount of donks came from those countries, imo. :D
I think playing Poker with americans is every online poker player's dream
Agree, totally.
It is like it is. Yanks just think they rule the world. :D
Are u gonna play ESCOOP Aerox?
Quote from: lales on November 01, 2014, 07:19 PM
Are u gonna play ESCOOP Aerox?
I'm not that good for massive stuff.
And this is a pretty busy month :(
EVERY TOURNEY I EVER PLAYED FINISH LIKE THIS... IS IT SKILL YET OR JUST GAME OF LUCK...
for lemur and some other who say poker is about skill. this is some hands from last weekend session how i finished every tourney, now i am waiting some pros to tell me omg u should not play that hand etc.. btw, i dont play some shitty 1dollar tourneys but usually over 50 dollars, + sunday million, and as i sayd it is just from 1 weekend session, i always loose like that, so dont f@#!ing tell me poker is about skill.. poker is f@#!ing hazard , same as roulette, if i only have back my 10k euro i lost in that shit, i would put it in random colour in roulette and would be EXACTLY same with no loosings so much time at least
my nick "kierysi"..
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It'd be nice if you didn't make the images so small so I could see them properly...
I already told you SEVERAL times now.. Right decisions & long term = winner! Why you dont get that? Are you really that stupid???
Unstable character = losing player! You better stop playing poker my friend.
right decision??? SO if on the table is 79J all in other colours, and i have 810, i should not play it ??? That is right decision? did u even f@#!ing look at pictures? I dont think so.. what then i should play, 29 ?? 3J? guess it will be same as AA in my situation
Right decisions for many many hands, not only one. At your example, you flopped a straight but to know what was wrong there, I should see all moves. How was your betsize at flop? Did you reraise or just call? And by the way, that was not a flop with "three different colours", called rainbow. Your opponent had a backdoor flushdraw.
You just hang off on one moment and forget the basics at poker. Then you rage and playing even more shit. I know that kind of players. Usually called fish. :P
I have been playing poker since January at thesocialpoker.com, i'm going to join PS when i get able to play right.
Some people say poker has no luck envolved, others say poker has 25% luck factor, idk, sometimes the flop gets you nuts, then turn and river come and fuuuu!
I'm not a "maniac raiser", i rather targeting big pots raising gradually than betting agressive on pre/flop and winning only blinds.
And this also goes to you, prof. You thinking of single moments and of course. there is luck imvolved. Every decent poker player can win a one-day Tournament. But longterm, over hundreds of tournaments, the better player wins!
I played > 1 million hands at poker, that means, that luck is below 1%. It shows my true skill, how to make decisions over and over again. Think about 1 million hands! I got exactly the value of each decision. Poker is all about mathematics and the numbers never lies.
I've not played soo much yet, I guess you're right, well, i'm a poker newbie, still learning math, speech and odds :D
Why you keep playing when you hate the game in itself? No fun + losing money = ???
there is always that type of people, regardless of how much they hate poker, and how much they lose, they just cant stop playing it due to a whole spectrum of different reasons
like you know that kind of people who think this time they'll for sure win, or just addicted people who dont get fun directly from play but rather enjoying the risk and shit poker provides
Nice to see there are poker fans on TUS. My advice is: register on Paddy Power (irish bookmaker). If you want easy money go on theirs Poker client. DL, install and join some cash game. Very noob players, after few smart raises from you, they will fold every hand afterwards. I'm not pro, but know the basics. If you're not wining money on pokerstars or full tilt, try paddy.. Maybe "luck" will turn your way :)
It is funny when really bad players get angry, because like any good compulsive gambler, they are smarter and can beat the odds. Why? Because.
come on Kinslayer... amature mistakes here..... For example 2nd last hand you had 9-9 ... even though lost from the Flush... you were still chasing cards... if he had one 7 he still beat your 9-9 with trips.... I would have Folded on the Turn... then even on the River you saw you had Flush but cannot expect 9 to be the highest card.
Final Hand even though you had 2 pairs but you still should have been aware of the flush coming... I would have folded on the Turn.
Hot Tip man : play it safe stop chasing cards and only bet when u have 100% strongest hand possible.
Quote from: pizzasheet on July 23, 2015, 01:08 PM
come on Kinslayer... amature mistakes here..... For example 2nd last hand you had 9-9 ... even though lost from the Flush... you were still chasing cards... if he had one 7 he still beat your 9-9 with trips.... I would have Folded on the Turn... then even on the River you saw you had Flush but cannot expect 9 to be the highest card.
Final Hand even though you had 2 pairs but you still should have been aware of the flush coming... I would have folded on the Turn.
Hot Tip man : play it safe stop chasing cards and only bet when u have 100% strongest hand possible.
Listen to the man, kinslayer. If anyone knows about amateurish mistakes it is pizzasheet.
Seriously though, can't tell if you played terrible or well by screenshots. Need thenfull story
Quote from: pizzasheet on July 23, 2015, 01:08 PM
come on Kinslayer... amature mistakes here..... For example 2nd last hand you had 9-9 ... even though lost from the Flush... you were still chasing cards... if he had one 7 he still beat your 9-9 with trips.... I would have Folded on the Turn... then even on the River you saw you had Flush but cannot expect 9 to be the highest card.
Final Hand even though you had 2 pairs but you still should have been aware of the flush coming... I would have folded on the Turn.
I'm assuming they were all in on the flop for these?
Hard to tell if good play or not without knowing when the money went in.
oh shit i just had a 2nd look at this... 2nd last hand 3x suited cards came out on the flop and 2 pairs ! and you still played through with 9-9. Betting doesnt matter.. cards alone you have f@#!ed up here...
Get pokerstars Kinslayer... on Payday we going 1v1 c@#! !cipa*
TUS poker tourney please
Quote from: spleen17 on July 23, 2015, 02:14 PM
TUS poker tourney please
That doesn't sound bad at all
TPL pleasde.