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Title: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: Zalo on May 20, 2016, 10:23 AM
Life Guide #69

10 signs You are a real man


- u nevr complian about finding mortar... never... if lif givs u citruesus, make a lemonad it from
- u nevr wirite ' lol ' when ur wuorm gets - 43/43. Dameg is damaeg, dont be super suerprised about it
- u never wrire ' lucky weap ' . if u no want this weap in a game whu u play this gam
- u never ' prepar for th fight '. th real men re always readu, evn if its 4 a.m
- u nevur cumplain ebut bloking. if u have ur privecy, why u no want ur friend to have it too. undrestanding is improtant
- u never retire, never, warrior is alwas a warrieor. returement is only fear for showing worseness. harrison ford will play indiena jones in the age of 76. think abot it
- u never accept ' free wins '. no fight means no glory, look gladiator film
- u hev private life. we all need some tim to forget about preblems. we all need some smal excitement and shaky fingers as piki, rael man once said. but wanting persons to belong to is key
- u nevr smile emoticons when u kill or plup enemy. real mens never must show emotion. just like peopl walking off from explesions
- u never write ' ife I did that.. I wuld win ' . u not won. so accept life

Spoiler! View
u wil want to writes ' u nevr play mole '

fk u
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: Husk on May 20, 2016, 11:07 AM
the ebola english in ur latest posts makes me want to hide ur posts... xD
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: spleen17 on May 20, 2016, 11:11 AM
Yeah, most real men are at least able to type properly.
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: Sensei on May 20, 2016, 11:15 AM
Not funny, let's move on.
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: Zalo on May 20, 2016, 11:17 AM
Not funny, let's move on.

u jelaous
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: Chelsea on May 20, 2016, 11:25 AM
(http://img.sadistic.pl/pics/c0e436cedbe8.jpg)
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: Zalo on May 20, 2016, 11:57 AM
(http://img.sadistic.pl/pics/c0e436cedbe8.jpg)

yes chels, being no male hurts inside, u will get better
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: Chelsea on May 20, 2016, 12:06 PM
haha looks like you know something about that, Zalo ;D But I don't wanna hear your love storys.  ;D
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: Zalo on May 20, 2016, 12:09 PM
I know. u dont like hetero love stories, i understand
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: Chelsea on May 20, 2016, 12:14 PM
If you have dick in your ass It's not hetero love story :D you and your bf are wrong :D
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: Zalo on May 20, 2016, 12:18 PM
chels, topic is abut being tru warior... and out of nowhere u talk about a dick in a man's ass... u okay
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: Sensei on May 20, 2016, 12:31 PM
I stand corrected. This is funny, continue.
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: Mega`Adnan on May 20, 2016, 03:44 PM
Umm... what?
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: MonkeyIsland on May 20, 2016, 03:56 PM
@Chelsea,
If you can't keep the language clean, please don't post at all.

@Zalo, @Sensei,
Sent you a PM.
Title: Re: 10 signs You are a real man
Post by: Sage on May 20, 2016, 04:28 PM
Real men don't do videogames.
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