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Title: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: avirex on October 26, 2013, 11:45 PM
I have two very good ideas, could potentially be million dollar apps..

Maybe that's a far fetched dream.. but I would like to discuss them with an app maker, if there are any here please PM me..

I know this is not the best place to find an app mak,er, but maybe there is one here.. it would be cool to start a project like this with a wormer
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: wormf00d on October 27, 2013, 12:39 AM
i call immedate bullshit on the million dollar aspect of this idea.
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: Statik on October 27, 2013, 07:23 AM
I like ideas, you can share with me ;D
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: avirex on October 27, 2013, 04:47 PM
well wormfood, as i said... it could be a far fetched dream...

but i really doubt it... 

this idea would benefit millions of businesses, these specific businesses are spending a minimum of 2,000 dollars to get the technology that can be easily recreated into an app...   and id say like 8/10 people own a phone these days that accept apps

even if this app only sold for 99cents, which would be ridiculously cheap, then i would be a millionaire ;D


small ideas can be implemented into huge things... is my small idea the ticket? im not sure... id like to think so.. dont care what you think. ;D
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: Rok on October 27, 2013, 04:51 PM
I would be a millionaire ;D

What's in it for the "app maker"?  :(
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: Impossible on October 27, 2013, 04:59 PM
i accidentally hacked avis PC and checked out the ideas, here they are:
idea 1. Angry Peja: small penises falling down, and you need to avoid them with your protaganist called peja
idea 2. Cut the Penis: small pejas falling down and you need to catch them with your protagnist called penis
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: avirex on October 27, 2013, 05:05 PM
Rok, it would be a 50/50 partnership i would hope...


at 99 cent im projecting more then a million buys ;p we will both be millionaires...


anyway impo, that was slightly funny...  but it often seems you try entirely too hard to be funny...  with that said, i hope to see a meme involving me, pejas penis, and android apps very soon...


anyway, is there no1 here that makes apps? i think i remember someone was taking a class on this stuff... i believe it was zipperfou?   
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: Impossible on October 27, 2013, 05:14 PM
im game dev! but im using hacked soft, and if you will sell game made on hacked gm you'll get on prison not for the first time, but if you buy gm:studio for me ( http://store.steampowered.com/app/217370/ it cost 100$) i promise ill make any game you want ! no matter what it should be like!! and im serious now !
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: Impossible on October 27, 2013, 05:19 PM
look avi, i have perfect buisness plan:
1.you tell me exactly what you want
2. ill make testing version of game for free on pc
3. if you like it you gotta buy gm studio for me and ill port finished version on phones
4. ?????
5. PROFIT
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: avirex on October 27, 2013, 05:21 PM
i am willing to invest money... but im not trying to make a game, im sure there is a large market there, and chances to make money but you would be a small fish in a big sea, there are too many big game developers that already took over..


My goal is to make an app, its actually very simple i believe... i just need it to send information to a main hub.. which would most likely be a tablet or pc... the hardest part about making the app i have in mind is allowing customization for each user...

Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: avirex on October 27, 2013, 05:22 PM
do you have your TUS- IM system turned off??? turn it on, and IM me plz.
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: zippeurfou on October 27, 2013, 06:02 PM
Avi, I didn't take specific android class but I made some app in the past and could make some more.
I don't have much time anymore. If you want, you can share the idea with me by PM and we'll discuss if it is feasible and I believe in it.
Depending of the amount of work needed and how well you know what you want done we could go further and maybe meet (don't forget i live in the empire state ;)).
I am not against doing it but you'll have to be patient because a good app is an app that is not released in some beta stage.
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: avirex on October 27, 2013, 06:28 PM
yes, i thought it was you who knew about apps, and i immediately remembered you lived in NY... would be great to do business, im sure you will be on board with this idea..


ill msg you :D
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: Impossible on October 27, 2013, 07:49 PM
damn competitors! buy me gm:studio and ill make my own gta V with beer and sluts
























































































damn they are already on gta V :(
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: Statik on October 27, 2013, 08:28 PM
if you can't afford to invest 100$ to make a successful app, then better don't start... ;)
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: TheWalrus on October 27, 2013, 11:14 PM
I'd figure out a way to design and market the app before you go releasing the idea to some lazy ass worm-playing slacker on a farcical messageboard in the corner of the interwebs.  This is, if the idea really is as novel as you say it is.  Your IP is the only thing you have Avi, as you don't have the necessary skills to make the app.  Make sure the IP is protected.  I am learning all about this in my patent law class this semester :D
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: TheWalrus on October 27, 2013, 11:17 PM
if you can't afford to invest 100$ to make a successful app, then better don't start... ;)
We need to make an app that makes us money on cat gifs.  I'm sure with our shared love of those loveable felines, we can figure something out that can bring people closer to kitties.
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: philie on October 28, 2013, 11:31 AM
We need to make an app that makes us money on cat gifs.

Cats are worthless.  Just saying.

haha, you just f@#!ed yourself

Point taken.

so wally vs cats: 1-1
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: avirex on October 28, 2013, 11:24 PM
what does the IP have to do with anything?? what is IP anyway? :X


IP address? or....



anyway, my idea was golden! but it was already taken, i searched the web and found nothing, i suppose i was typing in the wrong keywords:


zipper was interested in the idea, until he found a similar app...   i was pretty disappointed.

as far as releasing my idea to a lazy wormer, i guess i was just basing on the honor system, and friendship...  smart move? maybe not... but i would also use good judgement, "impossible" is a character i would be hesitant to do business with lol... but i believe i can trust zipper :D


anyway, i have been brainstorming a lot lately, and the apps was only "plan-B"

my original plan is an invention, its a new tool for cooking, and i have a small time investor interested, and going to help me make a prototype, and patent it... then i can see where it goes in the real world ;D   so far i have had nothing but positive feedback to anyone i show it to tho...      lol.... im looking for a get rich quick scheme... i wont stop until i find it ;p

sorry for long post.
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: TheWalrus on October 28, 2013, 11:33 PM
what does the IP have to do with anything?? what is IP anyway? :X


IP address? or....



anyway, my idea was golden! but it was already taken, i searched the web and found nothing, i suppose i was typing in the wrong keywords:


zipper was interested in the idea, until he found a similar app...   i was pretty disappointed.

as far as releasing my idea to a lazy wormer, i guess i was just basing on the honor system, and friendship...  smart move? maybe not... but i would also use good judgement, "impossible" is a character i would be hesitant to do business with lol... but i believe i can trust zipper :D


anyway, i have been brainstorming a lot lately, and the apps was only "plan-B"

my original plan is an invention, its a new tool for cooking, and i have a small time investor interested, and going to help me make a prototype, and patent it... then i can see where it goes in the real world ;D   so far i have had nothing but positive feedback to anyone i show it to tho...      lol.... im looking for a get rich quick scheme... i wont stop until i find it ;p

sorry for long post.
IP is intellectual property.  The unique idea you have is your property, but the bounds of which are hard to prove by law.  Many times the idea is stolen and the owner of said idea is never compensated.  I wasn't directing my comments at fada, i'm just saying be careful because it is much easier to steal an idea than the implementation of that idea.  A good way to lose a million dollar idea is to give it away for free.
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: avirex on October 29, 2013, 12:52 AM
ahh... intellectual property, makes sense now...


is that some lawyer term?? what would make you think i would understand that abbreviation? :D 


anyway, thnx for clearing that up....  i do know its stupid to trust anyone over the internet, but i was willing to take me chances with zipp, i spose... but either way, the idea was already in the works by some douche.

hopefully my inventions will be a success ;D
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: HHC on October 29, 2013, 01:00 AM
If you can't trust zipp nemore you should check into a mental home for paranoia.

Hmm... a tool for cooking..

(http://us.123rf.com/450wm/citalliance/citalliance1301/citalliance130100159/17382830-arrows-points-on-confused-young-woman.jpg)
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: avirex on October 29, 2013, 01:43 AM
i ever become rich i will plan a WormsCon!!


i would pay all plane tickets, and hotel... but you must agree to the boxing match...


round 1: Kaleu Vs. DoubleTime -special referee: Anubis

round 2: Statik Vs. Sir-J -special referee: (insert sir-j alias here)

round 3: Naked Peja Vs. Naked Crazy -special referee: clothed avirex

round 4: Dainub Vs. Guuria - special referee: naked avirex

round 5: MonkeyIsland Vs. Darkone - special referee: Kiros

round 6: Kiros Vs. Anyone that wants a free hit - Special referee: Ropa

round 7: Ropa Vs. theredi - Special referee: FoS community

round 8: TAG TEAM MATCH: The Polish Predators (swist and kyho) Vs. (opponents pending)

round 9: avirex Vs. Devilage - Special referee: MilitaryMinds clan

round 10: the main event!!! fighting out of the red corner, with a back to back fight aviiiireeexxxxxx!!! Vs TheKomodo in the blue cornnneerrr!!!! - Special referee: MonkeyIsland


if anyone has any boxing matches they would like to see, feel free to add to my list ;DDDD
Title: Re: any android app makers hrre?
Post by: Peja on October 29, 2013, 05:45 AM
Let's join forces and invent the vibro spoon. Bored of cooking? Use your spoon as vibrator and enjoy your stay in the kitchen again.