The Ultimate Site of Worms Armageddon
Other Things => Off Topic => Topic started by: anoamas321 on July 25, 2010, 04:14 PM
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corrupt a wish is where one person make a wish then the next person grants the wish but corrupts it in some way e.g.
i start with i wish i could fly
the next person might say;
granted, you gain the ability to fly a plane, but you don't own one...
RULES
wishes should be fairly simple so they can be corrupted
use your imagination and have fun :D
i wish i could control the weather
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Granted, but you're left without the ozone layer.
I wish I could own mablak in rr.
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granted, but u only get one roper swing per turn! haha
i wish i could have a new vagina to sex per day.
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granted but you get HIV and die and slow and painful death
i wish my computer would be fixed so i can play worms again...
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Granted, but you can only play offline.
I wish I had unlimited amount of beer!
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granted, but its beer`bor, not the beer ur talking! haha
i wish i had a subway grinder right now.... steak and cheese please.
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Steak and cheese U can order from home-delivery, but cause of mad cows U should skip!
I wish I was an alien.
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granted but predator would rape u hard anyway.
I wish i could get 1 year of vacation
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Granted but you end up vacationing in a country where people can actually speak english.
I wish all the fat people in america would leave.
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granted, but you have to go with them, on your own private island with all the fatties! haha
i wish i had some extra inches to my dick ;)
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Granted, but now it's so big once you get an erection, you fall unconcious.
I wish WA 4.0 would be released!
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granted, but i will f@#! u in the ass with my huge cock~ H@H@H!HH!HH!HHHAUHUSHUSH
lol.. man i laughed so hard while tytpingh that hahah astill luaghing haha typoz cuz laughing hahaah
i wish every single girl was attracted to me, and wanted to have sex at first site
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Now I wish avi wouldn't ignore my post. :P
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Granted but you end up vacationing in a country where people can actually speak english.
I wish all the fat people in america would leave.
lol english is np for me xDDD
granted dark, but avi will laugh anyway with the dildo in da ass.
i wish i could sell 1 bull for the price of 2
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Granted, but the same rule will apply on you every time you buy something: one for the price of two.
I wish I was a puppy.
i wish i had some extra inches to my dick ;)
Granted, but it will grow inwards! (Just had to post this idea. XD)
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granted you turn into a puppy, and then get kicked out your home and end up living on the streets for the rest of your life
i wish i had infinite money
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Granted, but you have all the money in little coins, let's say 10 cents.
I wish the weather was better.
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granted, its gets so hot over 45 degrees C and you nearly die from the heat, and any air-conditioning you may have breaks
i wish i had a faster internet connection
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Granted, but the only thing you've got access to is some kinky gay porn.
I wish I wasn't sick all the time.
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Granted, but because you are never sick, you must work 7 days a week/14 hours a day !
I wish I could feel the need to quit smoking...
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granted but u gonna get addicted on meth.
i wish i could suicide and keep alive.
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Wtf lol, umm, granted, but you have no bones in your body for rest of life, you are jelly boy ! all is relative !!!
I wish I could slap Shakira's ass !
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Granted, but after you slap her ass Shakira turns around, and you discover it is really Susan Boyle and she cradles you like a baby and takes you to her disgusted old antique of a house.
I wish toilet paper rolls were infinite so they never had to be changed.
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granted, but some idiot comes and unrolls it forever and covers the world in toilet paper!
i wish that i had the power to shape shift
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granted, but some idiot comes and unrolls it forever and covers the world in toilet paper!
i wish that i had the power to shape shift
Granted, but you shapeshift into Doubletime, everytime...
I wish I didn't have to go to work right now...
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Granted, but instead of going to work you go to doubletime's house for a 5 course meal with him and his 5 brothers.
I wish I could juggle.
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granted, juggle my balls in ya mouth!
i wish quik would juggle my balls!!
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granted,he would fail and crush ur balls,so u wouldn't be able to make any kid in ur whole life xDD (lol)
I wish i could own Chuck Norris xDDD
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Granted, but then you literally own Chuck Norris and he is your slave and you have to dress him in pleather ass-less chaps when the clock turns midnight.
I wish i could play guitar like eric clapton.
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Granted, you'll play for Bee Gees, hehe.
I wish I could sing like Steve Marriott.
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Granted, but u gonna get a nice cancer in ur throat and die in pay cos puto!
I wish i could just get granted by the next person to post here, ye just granted. xD
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Granted.
But you have to post another wish.
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you dont post another wish so u die :P
i wish that i have passed my exams(get results on 19th aug)
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Granted you get the results and you have passed them all, but also in the envelope is anthrax, and your lungs rot and you die a horrible death.
I wish I invented the internet.
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granted, but no one realises or cares
i wish to kill chuck norris
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Granted, but Chuck Norris respawns and round house kicks you to the face.
I wish I knew what to wish for
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*Granted*,then u would wish and somebody would corrupt it.
I wish I could stay under water,holding my breath for hours,without any helping stuff :D
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granted you turn into a dolphin
i wish to play worms reloaded NOW, and whenever i want after that
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granted, but u will find out it sex
i wish i had a new vagina to f@#! everyday! did i already wish that?
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lmfao u vagina addicted, granted but all vagina u`ll f@#! are those of infatable doll.
i wish i could rope good :(
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granted, but you lose all your Elite skills XD
I wish I beat Tita at the Wormolympics this year. :d
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granted, but you lose all your Elite skills XD
I wish I beat Tita at the Wormolympics this year. :d
Granted, but you will never be allowed to compete again!
I wish Jim Carrey would make good films again...
P.S. GO TITA !!!!
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granted, but you never get to see them, every time you try and wacth them the srceen u see it on explodes
i wish that i was telepathic