corrupt a wish is where one person make a wish then the next person grants the wish but corrupts it in some way e.g.
i start with i wish i could fly
the next person might say;
granted, you gain the ability to fly a plane, but you don't own one...
RULES
wishes should be fairly simple so they can be corrupted
use your imagination and have fun :D
i wish i could control the weather
Granted, but you're left without the ozone layer.
I wish I could own mablak in rr.
granted, but u only get one roper swing per turn! haha
i wish i could have a new vagina to sex per day.
granted but you get HIV and die and slow and painful death
i wish my computer would be fixed so i can play worms again...
Granted, but you can only play offline.
I wish I had unlimited amount of beer!
granted, but its beer`bor, not the beer ur talking! haha
i wish i had a subway grinder right now.... steak and cheese please.
Steak and cheese U can order from home-delivery, but cause of mad cows U should skip!
I wish I was an alien.
granted but predator would rape u hard anyway.
I wish i could get 1 year of vacation
Granted but you end up vacationing in a country where people can actually speak english.
I wish all the fat people in america would leave.
granted, but you have to go with them, on your own private island with all the fatties! haha
i wish i had some extra inches to my dick ;)
Granted, but now it's so big once you get an erection, you fall unconcious.
I wish WA 4.0 would be released!
granted, but i will f@#! u in the ass with my huge cock~ H@H@H!HH!HH!HHHAUHUSHUSH
lol.. man i laughed so hard while tytpingh that hahah astill luaghing haha typoz cuz laughing hahaah
i wish every single girl was attracted to me, and wanted to have sex at first site
Now I wish avi wouldn't ignore my post. :P
Quote from: QuiK on July 26, 2010, 02:01 AM
Granted but you end up vacationing in a country where people can actually speak english.
I wish all the fat people in america would leave.
lol english is np for me xDDD
granted dark, but avi will laugh anyway with the dildo in da ass.
i wish i could sell 1 bull for the price of 2
Granted, but the same rule will apply on you every time you buy something: one for the price of two.
I wish I was a puppy.
Quote from: avirex on July 26, 2010, 02:03 AMi wish i had some extra inches to my dick ;)
Granted, but it will grow inwards! (Just had to post this idea. XD)
granted you turn into a puppy, and then get kicked out your home and end up living on the streets for the rest of your life
i wish i had infinite money
Granted, but you have all the money in little coins, let's say 10 cents.
I wish the weather was better.
granted, its gets so hot over 45 degrees C and you nearly die from the heat, and any air-conditioning you may have breaks
i wish i had a faster internet connection
Granted, but the only thing you've got access to is some kinky gay porn.
I wish I wasn't sick all the time.
Granted, but because you are never sick, you must work 7 days a week/14 hours a day !
I wish I could feel the need to quit smoking...
granted but u gonna get addicted on meth.
i wish i could suicide and keep alive.
Wtf lol, umm, granted, but you have no bones in your body for rest of life, you are jelly boy ! all is relative !!!
I wish I could slap Shakira's ass !
Granted, but after you slap her ass Shakira turns around, and you discover it is really Susan Boyle and she cradles you like a baby and takes you to her disgusted old antique of a house.
I wish toilet paper rolls were infinite so they never had to be changed.
granted, but some idiot comes and unrolls it forever and covers the world in toilet paper!
i wish that i had the power to shape shift
Quote from: anoamas321 on July 26, 2010, 01:24 PM
granted, but some idiot comes and unrolls it forever and covers the world in toilet paper!
i wish that i had the power to shape shift
Granted, but you shapeshift into Doubletime, everytime...
I wish I didn't have to go to work right now...
Granted, but instead of going to work you go to doubletime's house for a 5 course meal with him and his 5 brothers.
I wish I could juggle.
granted, juggle my balls in ya mouth!
i wish quik would juggle my balls!!
granted,he would fail and crush ur balls,so u wouldn't be able to make any kid in ur whole life xDD (lol)
I wish i could own Chuck Norris xDDD
Granted, but then you literally own Chuck Norris and he is your slave and you have to dress him in pleather ass-less chaps when the clock turns midnight.
I wish i could play guitar like eric clapton.
Granted, you'll play for Bee Gees, hehe.
I wish I could sing like Steve Marriott.
Granted, but u gonna get a nice cancer in ur throat and die in pay cos puto!
I wish i could just get granted by the next person to post here, ye just granted. xD
Granted.
But you have to post another wish.
you dont post another wish so u die :P
i wish that i have passed my exams(get results on 19th aug)
Granted you get the results and you have passed them all, but also in the envelope is anthrax, and your lungs rot and you die a horrible death.
I wish I invented the internet.
granted, but no one realises or cares
i wish to kill chuck norris
Granted, but Chuck Norris respawns and round house kicks you to the face.
I wish I knew what to wish for
*Granted*,then u would wish and somebody would corrupt it.
I wish I could stay under water,holding my breath for hours,without any helping stuff :D
granted you turn into a dolphin
i wish to play worms reloaded NOW, and whenever i want after that
granted, but u will find out it sex
i wish i had a new vagina to f@#! everyday! did i already wish that?
lmfao u vagina addicted, granted but all vagina u`ll f@#! are those of infatable doll.
i wish i could rope good :(
granted, but you lose all your Elite skills XD
I wish I beat Tita at the Wormolympics this year. :d
Quote from: Random00 on August 18, 2010, 04:07 AM
granted, but you lose all your Elite skills XD
I wish I beat Tita at the Wormolympics this year. :d
Granted, but you will never be allowed to compete again!
I wish Jim Carrey would make good films again...
P.S. GO TITA !!!!
granted, but you never get to see them, every time you try and wacth them the srceen u see it on explodes
i wish that i was telepathic