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Title: i shaved my balls today!
Post by: avirex on August 15, 2010, 03:47 AM
they were way way way over due!! was like a jungle down there.. my crabs were singing... "awinga wep, awinga wep, awinga wep.....in the junggggglleee the mightttyyy jungle" hahheahehaeha laoelaololololol
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Post by: magic on August 15, 2010, 04:13 AM
what you smoked?
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Post by: avirex on August 15, 2010, 05:20 AM
me and crazy smoked a joint together, and then got on the discussion of my balls  :-*
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Post by: Chicken23 on August 15, 2010, 05:22 AM
did you do the whole thing like before??

I always come across the problem of where do i draw the line?
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Post by: avirex on August 15, 2010, 05:33 AM
lol my epic post on how to shave the balls...



i dont remember what forum that was on, would be hilarious to be able to read that again..

but yeah, i still use my old technique.. do a nice circle around my shaft.. yep im pretty good at it now tbh, i dont have any problems on where to start/stop.. the only thing i find a bit tricky chicken is the stomach hairs the "happy trails" its tricky to try and blend that in.. lol, cuz obviously im not gonna shave my stomach/chest haha..

btw: anyone want a picture of my pubic hair shaving artwork? lol
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Post by: Crash on August 15, 2010, 07:49 AM
LoL!!
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Post by: TheReaper on August 15, 2010, 09:22 AM
You know that hair removal cream > razer :0
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Post by: Krezo on August 15, 2010, 10:43 AM
they were way way way over due!! was like a jungle down there.. my crabs were singing... "awinga wep, awinga wep, awinga wep.....in the junggggglleee the mightttyyy jungle" hahheahehaeha laoelaololololol

-1 :)
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Post by: avirex on August 15, 2010, 12:15 PM
like i dont have enough hates, krezo? :D
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Post by: nino on August 15, 2010, 12:21 PM
make a vid of u shaving it avi,like a tutorial, it may help some peoples, iam inteasted.

let me know when you finnish it.

xD
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Post by: avirex on August 15, 2010, 12:24 PM
hahahahaha...  that would be hilarious
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Post by: angus on August 15, 2010, 03:45 PM
they were way way way over due!! was like a jungle down there.. my crabs were singing... "awinga wep, awinga wep, awinga wep.....in the junggggglleee the mightttyyy jungle" hahheahehaeha laoelaololololol


uhauhuhauh huae who is your pusher?!
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Post by: Husk on August 15, 2010, 04:05 PM
they were way way way over due!! was like a jungle down there.. my crabs were singing... "awinga wep, awinga wep, awinga wep.....in the junggggglleee the mightttyyy jungle" hahheahehaeha laoelaololololol

-1 :)

-1 for krezo for being a newwp not respecting oldskools
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Post by: avirex on August 15, 2010, 05:55 PM
screw that husk, +1 me :p
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Post by: NinjaCamel on August 15, 2010, 06:35 PM
gj avi!!!!1
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Post by: Krezo on August 15, 2010, 08:14 PM
they were way way way over due!! was like a jungle down there.. my crabs were singing... "awinga wep, awinga wep, awinga wep.....in the junggggglleee the mightttyyy jungle" hahheahehaeha laoelaololololol

-1 :)

-1 for krezo for being a newwp not respecting oldskools

:( There are too many wormers who don't even started to shave their balls, so this could be too stressed for them :) They can feel theyself too shy :)

but this -1 for avi is not that serious xD

+1 for Husk making me too feel sad for no respect to oldschool :(
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Post by: NAiL on August 15, 2010, 09:01 PM
they were way way way over due!! was like a jungle down there.. my crabs were singing... "awinga wep, awinga wep, awinga wep.....in the junggggglleee the mightttyyy jungle" hahheahehaeha laoelaololololol

-1 :)

+1 :)
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Post by: chakkman on August 15, 2010, 11:21 PM
I don't give a f@#! about oldschool. Lick my balls all.  :-*
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Post by: Guaton on August 16, 2010, 01:17 AM
I don't give a f@#! about oldschool. Lick my balls all.  :-*

+1 zlloro
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Post by: avirex on August 17, 2010, 10:44 AM
I don't give a f@#! about oldschool. Lick my balls all.  :-*


are they freshly shaven?
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Post by: Mablak on August 17, 2010, 10:54 AM
This seems like a hella difficult process. I'm just gonna ask the folks at Great Clips to shave everything down there next time I go in for a haircut.
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Post by: avirex on August 17, 2010, 06:15 PM
haha.. that reminds me, after i had shave my balls.. i text msg my GF saying..

" just shave my nuts baby, they lookin so fresh u gonna think i took them shitz to the barbor shop" hahah  i thought it was funny... im not sure if she thought it was as comical as i did.. but whatever :D
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Post by: nino on August 17, 2010, 09:01 PM
lmfao avi.
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Post by: dilligaf on August 18, 2010, 05:15 AM
Ay, did you use a face razor on your sack? That skin is all loose so you have to stretch it out for each little patch. What a mission :s
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Post by: Chicken23 on August 18, 2010, 08:48 AM
im very hairy, and im very droopy.. lets just say having a cold shower first helps when getting out the bic!!!

Seriously tho. ive given the nuts a once over with the bic and been pleased with the results, then i'd take a beardtrimmer, set it to 4-5 and remove everything up and above. Once this area is trimmered i then slowly blend it in with the hair on my stomache below my belly button and the hair on my inner thighs that connects with the region. Everything looks fine expect im left with a hairy arse!...

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Post by: Godmax on December 25, 2016, 07:00 PM
Damn pigshittopic!
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Post by: Sensei on December 25, 2016, 11:02 PM
me and crazy smoked a joint together, and then got on the discussion of my balls  :-*

Didn't you said that crazy is gay, like..2 days ago? :)

What else have you "discussed" that night, avi? hhh
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Post by: Godmax on December 25, 2016, 11:49 PM
Nice pigthread from 2010
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Post by: avirex on December 26, 2016, 04:16 AM
Uhhhmmmmm.....

I don't know what else we discussed dude... this was about 7 years ago...

Anyway, I did mention he was gay... i thought that was common knowledge? What are you even getting at?

Nevermind, I don't care what your getting at.

Merry Christmas
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Post by: theredi on December 26, 2016, 11:00 AM

Didn't you said that crazy is gay, like..2 days ago? :)

What else have you "discussed" that night, avi? hhh

Yep he`s gay and he`s not scared to admit it, and is not crying about homophobia all the time even tho he`s the one that have the right to talk about it. And still cooler than all of you bui pussies, ropa and hurz. I could be friend with him IRL even tho i dont like the idea what he might be doin in his bedroom but this is not my buisness really. But i couldnt be friends with any of you coz you are arrogant, self-obsessed, oversensitive little internet warriors. Cheers.
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Post by: ANO on December 26, 2016, 11:11 AM
yu seem to be obsessed, this was just something about shaving balls like pussies...nothing about yr problems wit gays and refugees (a word that for you means something about Africa, rapers and thieves). honestly i don't give a shit, for some reason i still like yu even when yu re crazy and mad
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Post by: Godmax on December 26, 2016, 11:52 AM
Damn what a wild thread. Refreshing!

But let me ask you sth. Avorex: how often dkd you shave em since 2010?
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Post by: Aerox on December 26, 2016, 11:56 AM
I could be friend with him IRL

too bad he would say no
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Post by: Prankster on December 26, 2016, 12:15 PM
I hate it when hair gets stuck in the brush of the vacuum cleaner, having to pick it out with my hand.
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Post by: Godmax on December 26, 2016, 12:17 PM
Ah you pig is it that huge amazing! Then shave the shit.
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Post by: theredi on December 26, 2016, 12:17 PM
yu seem to be obsessed, this was just something about shaving balls like pussies...nothing about yr problems wit gays and refugees (a word that for you means something about Africa, rapers and thieves). honestly i don't give a shit, for some reason i still like yu even when yu re crazy and mad

 :-*


too bad he would say no

Did you ask him? Or like always you know everything the best? Damn it must be cool to be such unerring person.