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Title: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: lacoste on January 28, 2013, 07:37 PM
Breaking news:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jan/28/iran-launches-monkey-into-space

(http://keyhani.blog.lemonde.fr/files/2013/01/Capture.jpg)
Title: Re: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: Gabriel on January 28, 2013, 07:43 PM
he looks so scared  :(
Title: Re: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: Sbaffo on January 28, 2013, 07:46 PM
Noooo, poor monkey :<
Title: Re: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: Husk on January 28, 2013, 07:54 PM
so who runs TUS?
Title: Re: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: darkmaul on January 28, 2013, 07:58 PM
so who runs TUS?
lacoste  8)
Title: Re: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: Prankster on January 28, 2013, 08:36 PM
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[21:32] * MonkeyIsland (~monkey.is@MonkeyIsland.user.gamesurge) Quit (Quit)

Damn, I envy his wi-fi radius!
Title: Re: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: LeTotalKiller on January 28, 2013, 08:53 PM
But... I thought MI was an island (or a game)!
Title: Re: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: Kaleu on January 28, 2013, 09:01 PM
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Due to massive misunderstandings: MonkeyIsland refers to an island not a monkey. I would be a monkey, if my name was IslandMonkey meaning a monkey who is or lives on an island. MonkeyIsland is an island which is related to monkeys. There's been a legend around saying MonkeyIsland is a game. So please, think of me as an island or a game.

:D
Title: Re: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: taner on January 28, 2013, 10:21 PM
MONKEYISLAND IS GOING TO THE SPACE?
Title: Re: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: philie on January 28, 2013, 10:53 PM
MONKEYISLAND IS GOING TO THE SPACE?

lmao
Title: Re: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: TheWalrus on January 28, 2013, 11:20 PM
Man thats f@#!ed up, it looks like they made his "seat" out of a wall bracket and a roll of foam, then just crudely strapped him in.  Compare to this:
(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/photogalleries/space-monkeys-fifty-years/images/primary/090528-01-able-space-monkey_big.jpg)
And that was the first primate manned spaceflight in 1969, over 40 years ago.  Iran's space program is ghetto, I'd hate to be an actual cosmonaut.  They would probably try and bolt down a lazyboy with an automobile seatbeat for the launch. 
Title: Re: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: Alien on January 29, 2013, 12:54 AM
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4949/badmonkeyf@#!off.jpg)
f@#!ing Humans !
Title: Re: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: van on January 29, 2013, 04:49 AM
Isn't this animal cruelty though? Even if, it's the least of our problems, they're just probably testing some monkey-fueled nuclear space weapons. :D
Title: Re: Iran has launched monkey into space
Post by: Ramone on January 29, 2013, 05:11 AM