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Title: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Godmax on January 05, 2017, 09:32 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, monkeys, africans and others. First let me be clear: this is the birthplace of the max scheme league. Sensei and I ofc came up with the idea to report all max scheme matches here and upload the replays so you can all witness the manliness and the action these matches produce.

This first post will be empty as a clean toilet but its the beginning of something great I suppose.

Soon the first matches will be reported so get rdy and enjoy the max server atmosphere even here in the forum. If you cant get enough of it join the max scheme experience in anythinggoes.

Ok god bless you all let the shit begin :)

And there will be special events when we fight the ape Taner from time to time.

Tobias has also been informed about this. It was my duty.
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: STRGRN on January 05, 2017, 09:42 PM
where does it say how many points i get for winning or losing?
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Vicenzo on January 05, 2017, 09:48 PM
CAN'T WAIT TO UPLOAD MY FIRST MAX RAPE REPLAY
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Godmax on January 05, 2017, 09:54 PM
where does it say how many points i get for winning or losing?

Well not sure yet ^^. Taner the ape only plays alone....no points for fighting taner though is a shame. No idea if we should create a table with points :)
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Vicenzo on January 05, 2017, 09:56 PM
OFC WE NEED TABLE WITH POINTS :-\
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Godmax on January 05, 2017, 09:58 PM
Yeah well f@#! it and how? Or the taner matches are just special events and we make a special table for the Taner whore that would be a possibility. But other than that....

Well you are welcome to share your ideas here.
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Vicenzo on January 05, 2017, 10:01 PM
taner noob is watching topic atm, i think he is scared like a little anal c@#! bitch
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Godmax on January 05, 2017, 10:02 PM
Well its a great opportunity to share our max scheme adventures with the people its gonna be beautiful!

First 2:0 against Sensei and uncle Vicenzo! 2 pumpgun maps (second one big time) but f@#! it. Next time something different. Here you go ladies and gentlemonkeys:

But careful: Vicenzo lagged very hard croatian style. Viewer discretion advised.
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: XanKriegor on January 07, 2017, 01:11 PM
Monsters Godmax und Tobi hyperfoolishly fell before supernoob XanKriegor and noname player OuXyZ. This shamefest will live forever in our hearts.
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Vicenzo on January 07, 2017, 03:11 PM
MAX AND TOBI RAPING IN MAX SCHEME SINCE 2008
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: KinslayeR on January 07, 2017, 04:00 PM
THE TRUE IS I GET BONER WHENEVER I JOIN MAX SCHEME.  ONCE AGAIN: f@#! MOLES AND OTHER APESHIT SCHEMES, MAX SCHEME FOR LIVE!!
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Csongi on January 07, 2017, 05:44 PM
Goddamnit.. they brainwashed Kins :( :(
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Bibletobi on January 08, 2017, 07:26 PM
We f@#!ed taner.First taner match.

First taner match: http://uploaded.net/file/zfw3wd2e
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Damian on January 10, 2017, 10:21 PM
Well done guys, waiting for more.
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: KinslayeR on January 10, 2017, 11:01 PM
upload it to normal site, coz this one is the most shit i ever seen
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Vicenzo on January 10, 2017, 11:45 PM
where are new replays?where is tobi?where is max scheme?

wtf godmax, i want some new rape shit here.

Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Bibletobi on January 19, 2017, 12:57 PM
Another Bo3 victory. We are legends!
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Vicenzo on January 20, 2017, 02:14 PM
Ty Tobi, nice rape shit
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: XanKriegor on January 20, 2017, 02:16 PM
If it is a league, here should be its standings.
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Godmax on January 20, 2017, 02:21 PM
It is not really a league! We just post good max scheme replays for you people to enjoy. Oh and I can post again thank god and the good tus moderators :)
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Vicenzo on January 20, 2017, 11:16 PM
Classic rape from me and sensei, new gods of max scheme..

Max-scheme pro and creator Godmax and rage quitter Zalo will probably cry all night after this raping shit.

Possible questions: Why bo3?(everyone knws max scheme is bo3 for god sake)

Answer:Zalo rage quit after this hard rape..

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Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Sensei on January 20, 2017, 11:19 PM
(Explicit Content)

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Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Godmax on February 02, 2017, 11:33 PM
Here is an older match just for some relaxation a la max scheme for you people to enjoy!

And the second match is a quality Sid/Dahl match!
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME LEAGUE RESULTS
Post by: Godmax on May 20, 2018, 10:31 PM
Well ok ladies and gentlemen its been over a year. I have come across this beautiful match between Tobias and myself vs. 2 noobs. 1 of them left. But I wanted to upload the good stuff here cause it was an important match for a young noob we tried to form. We are always trying to make Worms a better place.
See for yourselves ladies and gentlemen!
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: MrTPenguin on May 21, 2018, 10:22 AM
First of all, the "part 2" file didn't work whereas "part 1" did, so that's what I watched.

Not a prize-winning match, fellas  :)  You offered to train him instead of calling him a noob, which was nice I suppose. NB, he was good with the aqua sheep. The only thing that struck me as interesting was the tactical mistake when he used a mole squadron; all he acheived was to release two hitherto isolated enemy worms.

And this quote from Max is worth repeating: "You gotta be willing to rape worms".
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Godmax on May 21, 2018, 10:24 AM
Hehe god bless you Penguin :) Well all in all he was a supernoob. Nothing really worth mentioning about his attacks. But we saw and still see ourselves as teachers of the amateurs.

Anyway i am sure you downloaded both rars and extracted one, right? Only the first shouldnt work....anyway new material will arrive soon.
Max scheme is too good to ignore all the thousands of matches
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Godmax on May 30, 2018, 10:40 PM
Here is a good old match for the nooblovers the bitchlovers, enjoy:

Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Sensei on June 01, 2018, 09:17 PM
Need to watch that beautiful win posted by Vicenzo!  Gods of max scheme..
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Godmax on June 06, 2018, 10:59 PM
New nice match from January 2016, enjoy ladies and gentlemen

Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Godmax on July 18, 2018, 09:59 PM
Here is another wonderful match from april 2016 where we f@#!ed Asbest hard! Enjoy ladies and gentlemen
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Godmax on July 21, 2018, 10:38 PM
And another 2016 match vs. Asbest once again. Tobias was very ill at that time, enjoy.
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Godmax on July 30, 2018, 11:02 PM
Another great match from 2016 against Adnan and co.! It was right after an interesting experience in the cinema regarding.....ah find out yourself in the wonderful chat! Enjoy!

Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Godmax on August 07, 2018, 09:17 PM
Another beautiful match from May 2016, here you go! Map is called "Dragoncock Tobi map"
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Quai on August 08, 2018, 06:49 PM
Spoiler! View
someone puke in cinema :)
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Godmax on August 08, 2018, 08:16 PM
Exactly right!!! But you gotta put your comment in spoilers.....otherwise everyone knows
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Quai on August 09, 2018, 08:33 PM
Spoiler! View
(http://www.funpic.hu/_files/pictures/630/52/34/53452.jpg)
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Godmax on August 09, 2018, 08:52 PM
God bless you for spoilers :D
Title: Re: MAX SCHEME - FOR THE PEOPLE
Post by: Godmax on January 02, 2019, 04:07 PM
Max scheme is back in 2019 with a wonderful victory, of course!