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Title: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: Pixy on June 24, 2009, 11:38 PM
Hey fellas, since no one posted something decent in ages here, I created this topic.

I present you, the Project Natal.

This crap uses a camera that reads ALL your movements with 200% more accuracy than a shitty Wiimote.
No controller required, just interact with the game like you were in it.

Also, there is a voice recognition system.

The video explains the rest


Also, since Im not a flooder like Ray, I will post this video too even though is offtop


Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: pr on June 25, 2009, 08:11 AM
sex simulator ne1?
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Post by: darkmaul on June 25, 2009, 08:47 AM
lol at driving..
It's better with a pad lol  :(
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: Pixy on June 25, 2009, 08:41 PM
Yeh, some games really need buttons, like shooters. I mean, how is it possible to change weapons, use items etc?

I dunno the release date, but if t was this year, that crap would be so glitchy and bugged that our Xboxes
would RROD'd in 0,004509483 milliseconds
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: Ray on June 26, 2009, 07:30 AM
wow, I think this stuff brings the "real life" out of the life, if you know what I mean. For instance, trying on a dress in the TV, what's this, like humanity was incapable to move! HELLO! I want to get a dress, I go to the stall, the boutique, the shopping mall, whatever and browse between the dresses, smell the characteristic "new stuff" odor... These are parts of getting a new dress, you get tired, go back home, get a hot bath, make yourself a coffee...
These stuffs will make humanity move even less.

Doesn't seem to be real anyway to me, might be my fault. In some cases it looks like the guys were just copying the movement of the characters on the TV.

EDIT: not like it wasn't cool to punch someone in the face on TV but it doesn't have to be exaggerated.
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: Pixy on June 26, 2009, 10:07 PM
wow, I think this stuff brings the "real life" out of the life, if you know what I mean. For instance, trying on a dress in the TV, what's this, like humanity was incapable to move! HELLO! I want to get a dress, I go to the stall, the boutique, the shopping mall, whatever and browse between the dresses, smell the characteristic "new stuff" odor... These are parts of getting a new dress, you get tired, go back home, get a hot bath, make yourself a coffee...
These stuffs will make humanity move even less.

Doesn't seem to be real anyway to me, might be my fault. In some cases it looks like the guys were just copying the movement of the characters on the TV.

EDIT: not like it wasn't cool to punch someone in the face on TV but it doesn't have to be exaggerated.

Yeh, I think that videogames are f@#!ing up the social life, especially this one. Anyway, everyone knows that but here's a proof.

THIS...is scary.








PS: Stop smiting me.
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: Ray on June 27, 2009, 03:17 AM
This really is scary. Computers recogniseing our emotions...

P.S.: I am not smiting you.
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: Pixy on June 27, 2009, 04:10 AM
Meh, Probably scripted, I dont think technology reached that level yet.

PSS: I meant everyone
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Post by: MonkeyIsland on June 27, 2009, 06:34 AM
wow, I think this stuff brings the "real life" out of the life, if you know what I mean. For instance, trying on a dress in the TV, what's this, like humanity was incapable to move! HELLO! I want to get a dress, I go to the stall, the boutique, the shopping mall, whatever and browse between the dresses, smell the characteristic "new stuff" odor... These are parts of getting a new dress, you get tired, go back home, get a hot bath, make yourself a coffee...

Sounds girly to me XDDD
You go find the first store for clothes, Then pick first one you see and come back home! (and spit!!)

jk
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: Ray on June 27, 2009, 09:05 AM
How do you code a site? You just throw it together, see if it works, if it does then it's good enough? I don't think so... ;)
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: Rok on June 27, 2009, 10:12 AM
wow, I think this stuff brings the "real life" out of the life, if you know what I mean. For instance, trying on a dress in the TV, what's this, like humanity was incapable to move! HELLO! I want to get a dress, I go to the stall, the boutique, the shopping mall, whatever and browse between the dresses, smell the characteristic "new stuff" odor... These are parts of getting a new dress, you get tired, go back home, get a hot bath, make yourself a coffee...

Sounds girly to me XDDD
You go find the first store for clothes, Then pick first one you see and come back home! (and spit!!)

jk

Hehe. Few weeks ago i went to buy a pair of sandals. I did like Monkey said, bought them in the first store and went home (i forgot to spit  ;D). My girlfriend kinda like freaked out becoz of that, so she made me go back with her, check few stores, return the sandals and buy some other pair, which she liked better. Now that's girly. xD

About Project Natal - i say it sucks. If u wanna fight and move for real, go join carate club or shoot some real hoops. Leave the video games to keyboards, joysticks and drivepads....
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Post by: MonkeyIsland on June 27, 2009, 01:23 PM
Hehe. Few weeks ago i went to buy a pair of sandals. I did like Monkey said, bought them in the first store and went home (i forgot to spit  ;D). My girlfriend kinda like freaked out becoz of that, so she made me go back with her, check few stores, return the sandals and buy some other pair, which she liked better. Now that's girly. xD

Yea I never got the nerve to go "shopping" store by store. Just get the damn thing in the first place XDD
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: Ray on June 27, 2009, 07:52 PM
I rather order things through the internet.
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: Pixy on June 28, 2009, 11:15 PM
I rather order things through the internet.

Soon, most people will be working at home.
I don't know what should happen if everyone bought things trough the net....

It's scary  ;D

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Post by: NAiL on August 20, 2009, 10:13 AM
Aye thats cool pixy.

Anyone here visitited sega world in london, back in the late 90s?

Anyone got any footage of the house of grandish??
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Post by: TheKomodo on February 26, 2011, 01:01 PM
I know this is an old topic, but I just seen this 1st time it looks so cool, trying on dresses n that sucks but the games look well fun:

"Now a 200 point follow up question for the Beckett Family - How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?"

LMAO, that was well intentional they put that in there.

Is this thing actually out yet? I want one !

Edit: Is Project Natal - Kinect?
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: dilligaf on February 26, 2011, 03:52 PM
Kinect must be a shitty version of this because I haven't seen this kind of stuff! Only kinectimals and shit like that. But maybe that's just New Zealand...
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Post by: Husk on February 26, 2011, 08:57 PM
how can it be so accurate, does it have 4 cameras all catching u from different sides?

if theres nothing like that, then its not any more accurate than wii, its just plain old 2d what we had with nintendo duckhunt
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Post by: TheKomodo on February 26, 2011, 11:45 PM
Yeah that's what I was thinking Husk, this thing looks cool with the Kick Boxing and the King Kong sorta thing...

But I had a shot of "Kinect" at a friends house at New Year and it was nothing like this...
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Post by: avirex on March 02, 2011, 01:45 AM
im going to buy this, milo will be my first real friend :D
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: l7cx1Cl on March 03, 2011, 05:10 AM
ya man I want to get it just for this game !!   man think of the possibilities hahaha... but im sure most of you wont get why most people will love this game XD


my girl just got the thing like that for the Ps3  
im really waiting for a sweet interaction Diablo style type game / dungeon dragon cave crawling... man that be so freakn cool    :D
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: Dub-c on March 03, 2011, 05:37 AM
I wonder what Milo would say if you let him watch you pound some chick.
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: TheKomodo on March 03, 2011, 07:39 AM
Who is Milo?
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: Dub-c on March 03, 2011, 02:44 PM
That boy that talks to you.
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: TheKomodo on March 03, 2011, 07:51 PM
Eh?? Who/What?!?
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: avirex on March 03, 2011, 09:26 PM
That boy that talks to you.
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: TheKomodo on March 03, 2011, 09:52 PM
You've totally lost me now lol...
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: Dub-c on March 03, 2011, 10:00 PM
Milo the f@#!ing boy!
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: TheKomodo on March 03, 2011, 10:07 PM
WHAT BOY?!?!?!

This is some Bruce Willis I see f@#!ing dead people bullshit...
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: avirex on March 03, 2011, 10:16 PM
dont talk about milo that way.. he has feelings
Title: Re: Microsoft pwns Nintendo( Extras)
Post by: l7cx1Cl on March 04, 2011, 05:05 PM