The Ultimate Site of Worms Armageddon
Other Things => Off Topic => Topic started by: Warlord on September 06, 2010, 02:04 PM
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This is the real story not even told to anyone. Everybody knows that Titahemp dissapeared in the final of WO leaving random00 wins. But that is a piece of this terrify story. The true is this:
This happened in some place of Brazil,to the life (or nolife) of a man nicknamed "Titahemp". He was a vicious man who didn't sleep, and was all days thinking in gold medals, points, replays, games, games and more games. He was all day saying "I will beat random00, and i will kick his ass like the last year".But one morning he had his worst nightmare:
All started early in some monday. He just finished his coffee (coffee for not sleep, because he can't sleep or lose points).He turned on his PC and saw this:
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/9444/omgxo.jpg)
He screamed loudly. But he changed the page inmediatly and went to play.
Later, he went to his fridge for look for a drink, and found this on a bottle's packaging:
(http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/2739/randomcola.jpg)
Now he was really affraid. But that wasn't all. He went to the living room, where his sonwas watching his favourite film: Harry Potter, and he found other thing in the TV's screen:
(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2359/lolji.jpg)
He made a weak scream. His son asked worried: Daddy?! what happens daddy!?. Titahemp was lied on the floor. Unconscius. The son called to his mum. The mum called the medics and they took Titahemp to the Hospital.
Some days later, he was in a Hospital for people with mental problems, with a diagnostique of "Severus paraoid". Doctor Ralph Conceiçao told us:" He has got a terrible problem of paranoid. He is always saying a name "Random double zero" or something like that.He says that man wants him..."
Conclussion: Playing so viciously can be bad for your health. So, play worms moderatelly or you will end like Titahemp :-X
The End.
This is a funny story. All in this story is ficticious, with no interest in be offensive to anyone
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roflmao, n1 warlord XDDDDD
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Obscure! But amusing.
Seems that Random has enemies! :P
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I couldn't stop laughing during reading this... haha, great ! :D:D xD
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I feel like that all the time :o Good job war ;D
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LOL
thats why titas birthday is everyday?
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I feel like that all the time :o Good job war ;D
Lol? how do you feel? xD
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omg warlord, I cant stop laughing :D :D :D
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ok i just went at tita`s houses with my secretary to talk something to him, he was crying a lot cos of this joke... and then she asked , why u crying tita? avirex quit worms again? nino bought another logitech g15? he said no, iam crying cos warlord is making fun of me, then she started to cry on my shouders and his shoulders, but now i think it is ok. hes much more calm now. and she too.
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Was just freakin' awesome. xD
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warlord LOLZAÇO
i stoped coz worms a lot is a big s h i t .
only.
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jajajajaja.
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uhahaha ..
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JojojOjOJOJojJO xDD!
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