The Ultimate Site of Worms Armageddon

Other Things => Off Topic => Topic started by: Sensei on July 20, 2018, 07:09 PM

Title: Rhyme contest
Post by: Sensei on July 20, 2018, 07:09 PM
Made this thread for talented souls,
TUS has been dead for ages.
Only thing keeping it alive are moles,
That way of life is contagious.

Ppl losing their pride for 40 bucks,
Is this where we're heading?
Mole shopper is all about lucks,
Just put chally on "pending".
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: MrTPenguin on July 20, 2018, 07:51 PM
Hahaha!

I'm trying to compose an entry myself, but I'm struggling to find a suitable word that rhymes with "tita".
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: Frutiloops on July 20, 2018, 07:51 PM
For 40 bucks i agreed
to bore myself an entire week
trusting the word of a dude
who's now completly screwed

Poor daina and poor me
We trained to hard, actually
We just wanted to have some fun
Even when with mole you can have none

Forgive me if say something wrong
All i want is everybody can get along
but i sadly should admit
Zalo's full of
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: Sensei on July 20, 2018, 08:06 PM
Penguin, you can get answers in a book called:
"Achievements of a Mole player"
Oh my goodness, I've just big time lolled,
That book shall exist - never!
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: Frutiloops on July 20, 2018, 08:11 PM
suitable word that rhymes with "tita".

Cheetah, paprika, senorita... use them wisely
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: Sensei on July 20, 2018, 08:13 PM
suitable word that rhymes with "tita".

Cheetah, paprika, senorita... use them wisely

Tita and paprika?
Some weird rhymes going on there in Chile...
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: Frutiloops on July 20, 2018, 08:17 PM
Tita and paprika?
Some weird rhymes going on there in Chile...

Well, im in creative mood today  :P
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: TheKaren on July 20, 2018, 08:31 PM
Also since this turned into a meme contest, zalo is the woman screaming and daina is the man xd



It all began with a claim of #1
But in the end, the kid jus run //
Why are you running? / Why are you running? //
Zalo went and ran!/ Cuz daina came gunning! //


Running around talking mole is the best scheme //
Gunning his mouth talking trash bout the scene //
Trying to tell us he's the best there's ever been //
But he jus bailed bigger than any bank ever seen //



Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: Frutiloops on July 20, 2018, 08:45 PM
Also since this turned into a meme contest, zalo is the woman screaming and daina is the man xd



It all began with a claim of #1
But in the end, the kid jus run //
Why are you running? / Why are you running? //
Zalo went and ran!/ Cuz daina came gunning! //


Running around talking mole is the best scheme //
Gunning his mouth talking trash bout the scene //
Trying to tell us he's the best there's ever been //
But he jus bailed bigger than any bank ever seen //

Why are you running? i cannot help laughing  :D
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: XanKriegor on July 20, 2018, 09:13 PM
zalo with dignity zero
pride hollow
dainas balls he just swallowed
 the pressure.. he couldnt take it
he rather leave his lipstick on dainas dick
...still better than losing 40 quid

bow down
 cuz u aint the mole king
just a clown with 40$ crown.

(by taner)
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: Csongi on July 21, 2018, 12:13 PM
The leauge is dead,
And that makes me sad.
It's not me who tore it apart,
But I'm also an inactive fart.

Let's get back to the days of old,
When #AG was full with cheers and gold.
So everybody get in line,
Bring your asses online.

Let's become again an #AG resident,
One last thing: Kins for president!

XDD
Hope u liked it, lol..
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: Sensei on July 21, 2018, 12:20 PM
Csongi, must admit I liked it very much.
Reminded me of glory old days
When ag wasn't just a newbie bunch.
Eventually we'll find proper ways..

Activity and community needs to rise
After all... it's all about the size.
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: h3oCharles on July 21, 2018, 01:49 PM
I need a worms copypasta
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: SiD on July 21, 2018, 02:09 PM
There is this strange worms community
Fights happen at each opportunity
But don't be dissuaded
There're people to play with
So ignore the aforementioned lunacy
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: Mega`Adnan on July 21, 2018, 04:23 PM
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Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: MrTPenguin on July 21, 2018, 06:23 PM
The gay man puts his cock
In other man's ass hole;
There's too much girder block
In lucky scheme of mole.
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: blitzed on July 21, 2018, 09:34 PM
Stuck in a mole hole
Behold the story will be told
Lyrically I unfold
Go home you ignorant toad
You're going down the wrong road
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: Sensei on July 22, 2018, 01:12 PM
All this hate towards scheme of mole...
Everyone agrees it is deserved.
Girdering worms is your main goal!?
Unleash anger, don't keep it reserved..
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: TheKaren on July 22, 2018, 04:14 PM
This guy can cluck, just like the chicken
Running from fights, that he be pickin
Look at Zalo run! Faster than Mayweather...
Cuz mole's a luck scheme, for gimps in leather!

I'm number one! I'm number one!
When i'm challenged, I jus run!
Nobody can beat me, if they do it's fun!
I either win, or go cry to mum!

He got offended, then he got drunk
His balls rear-ended, as his ego sunk
A mole career ended, over a gif
Now please excuse me, as I smoke this spliff  8)

Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: l7cx1Cl on March 08, 2019, 06:14 AM
Each number Vibrates
at its own frequency
Pythagoras philosophied
and kept ancient text in Secrecy
The Triad
the first perfect number was odd 3
Granting power
intelligence, knowledge upon Me
Lord triplicity
mistress of music 3s electricity
Its simplicity
3s harmonious synchronicity
No complicity
interwoven my circles infinity
A synthesis and manifestation
of 3s divinity
The Astral emotional body
its stays fresh
And connected
in to the 3rd day beyond death
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: Sensei on March 08, 2019, 05:10 PM
Thanks for reminding me about this, Toxic.
Even tho this thread make us all feel a bit sick.
Year has passed.. Zalo and money are nowhere to be seen,
Come back ppl! Where the f@#! is Tobi, where the f@#! is Spleen??
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: l7cx1Cl on March 08, 2019, 07:41 PM
Surprised this didnt blow up as it should.
Btw me andbmy soon to be wife will be moving to Croatia in a couple years😁
Title: Re: Rhyme contest
Post by: Memox on July 19, 2019, 03:48 PM
Smegma encrusted synapses,
That guy who spams battle axes.
I'll f@#!ing low gravity + kamikaze your ass
I'm telling you, you dumbass
Stop spamming battle axes
on my healthiest worms;
you truly were, the shittiest sperm.
Why did you have to spawn
inside your dad's testicles anyway,
If only I had a Holy-Hand Grenade...
You don't deserve to live
I bet you play through Steam
You sick f@#!
Now your worm is stuck
But I'll free yourself from that girder
if you promise me you won't Pearl Harbor
my dear, pink platoon.
You fool,
I know. I almost necro'd this thread
But if you don't tell MonkeyIsland about this,
I'll give you head.
(no homo)