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Title: A wild match today 20:00 gmt
Post by: taner on November 10, 2015, 04:17 PM
Ladies and gents I mighty taner the one and only the ruler of wormnet am inviting you today to a real menrape slaughter match.Will mighty taner be able to penetrate the turkish sultan with his nine incher ? Or will taner get penetrated by Akts doner kebab ?
Only one way to find out
http://www.twitch.tv/khamski
20:00 gmt
Tickets are limited!
Title: Re: A wild match tomorrow 20:00 gmt
Post by: Mega`Adnan on November 10, 2015, 04:28 PM
Gimme free ticket. :)
Title: Re: A wild match tomorrow 20:00 gmt
Post by: philie on November 10, 2015, 06:12 PM
damn, i got late shift  :(
Title: Re: A wild match tomorrow 20:00 gmt
Post by: taner on November 10, 2015, 07:25 PM
Take a day off.You don't know what you're missing
Title: Re: A wild match tomorrow 20:00 gmt
Post by: KungPow on November 10, 2015, 08:04 PM
Spot reserved.
Title: Re: A wild match tomorrow 20:00 gmt
Post by: Godmax on November 10, 2015, 09:09 PM
What the f@#! what in apefaces name is this shit? Who would want to see turkish shitmatches? I for one decline politely yet immediately! Thats for sure!
Title: Re: A wild match tomorrow 20:00 gmt
Post by: taner on November 11, 2015, 12:43 AM
Oh Max my good old nazi friend theres a vip spot for you and your husband tobias.Dont be late.
Wild
Title: Re: A wild match tomorrow 20:00 gmt
Post by: Godmax on November 11, 2015, 09:31 AM
To watch 2 nonames rape each other on a noname scheme? Holy mother of dear god help us all and rape the Taner!

But thank you VERY MUCH for the VIP slots. I appreciate it.
Title: Re: A wild match tomorrow 20:00 gmt
Post by: taner on November 11, 2015, 09:58 AM
Tell you what dear Max.Come and watch the "apeshitmatch" between celebrities such as me and Akt.And in case you like it I  promise you that we (the good hearth people of wormnet) will collect some money so you can get a brain transplant so you'd be able to play schemes other than Comet Dodging and Max Scheme.
Title: Re: A wild match tomorrow 20:00 gmt
Post by: Godmax on November 11, 2015, 10:01 AM
I enjoy a good mole round from time to time that is no problem at all whatsoever. But seeing noname amateurs play against each other really doesnt help ^^. The contrary is the case. Seeing shit like that makes you puke, ill, hairy down in the pants and that means playing any other scheme is like being raped from a man prostitute!

But thx for the invitation once again. I politely decline.
Title: Re: A wild match tomorrow 20:00 gmt
Post by: taner on November 11, 2015, 10:54 AM
I'm quite famous thank you.Dont know about u.We will have at least 20 viewers.All you have is Tobias watching over u and poking you with his magic wanddick.
Wild.
Be there tonight.
Title: Re: A wild match today 20:00 gmt
Post by: Godmax on November 11, 2015, 11:08 AM
20 sounds a lot well congrats. We have 20 thousand every match plus dickhair that means you know....a million or sth.!
Title: Re: A wild match today 20:00 gmt
Post by: taner on November 11, 2015, 01:25 PM
Do you use your dickhair as christmas decoration?
Title: Re: A wild match today 20:00 gmt
Post by: Godmax on November 11, 2015, 01:44 PM
Short answer: yes
Title: Re: A wild match today 20:00 gmt
Post by: Mega`Adnan on November 11, 2015, 01:49 PM
Some people don't understand the humor of taner, except me. :/
Title: Re: A wild match today 20:00 gmt
Post by: ArtecTheFox on November 11, 2015, 05:17 PM
Quote from: Mega`Adnan on November 11, 2015, 01:49 PM
Some people don't understand the humor of taner, except me. :/

Godmax has his own sense of 'humour', though. :p
Title: Re: A wild match today 20:00 gmt
Post by: Mega`Adnan on November 11, 2015, 07:04 PM
Rofl Artec, your profile avatar freaked me out! o.o