Chuck Norris can use 6 sec nade.
When Chuck Norris cow, his oppenent skip.
Chuck Norris can win warmer.
P.S. Malas made this one up. XD
When Chuck Norris press 2 time f12 then space... he skip!
Chuck Norris never surrender.
Chuck norris can beat deadcode in rr
Chuck Norris can play worms armageddon on windows vista 64 bit.
When you shoot on Chuck Norris with zook, youre zook lose 43 health.
Chuck Norris won Komo in BnG.
Chuck norris can ploop his opponent in roper
Chuck Norris says "gg" in lobby, not after the game.
Chuck norris posts replays on TUS before he request a game.
Quote from: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 12:24 PM
Chuck Norris can play worms armageddon on windows vista 64 bit.
i do on win7 64 bit, not big deal :D
chuck norris win tus just asking for tus
Chuck Norris can plop you with axe.
Quote from: Ramone on July 07, 2010, 12:35 PM
Chuck Norris won Komo in BnG.
LMAO I can't believe you actually said that lol, and lol at the 6s one too.
Hmm, In ropers, Chuck Norris doesn't drop mines or nades, he drops little legs that roundhouse kick you when they land, and if they don't land close, they run up to you and kick you in the nuts and you die instantly, and you can never have children n stuff, scary stuff...
Chuck Norris can use Kamikaze and live afterwards.
Chuck Norris still hasn't finished his 1st turn of a warmer because he's that good...
CHuck Norris !.. use the punchs for taps! And eyes for the arrows.! Rofl
I made this one in a game, but like this:
"Chuck Norris fr with his fist."
Quote from: darKz on July 07, 2010, 12:55 PM
Chuck Norris can use Kamikaze and live afterwards.
XDDDDDDDD
Quote from: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 01:07 PM
I made this one in a game, but like this:
"Chuck Norris fr with his fist."
fist rolling!!! like a punchball! hahah
Chuck Norris gets skunked but he doesen't becomes ill.
It is a funny!!! :D
Chuck Norris can fly at super sheep to any place in the map without using the teleport!
Chuck Noris not need a donkey, he can kill even an immortal worm from leg kick!
Chuck Norris invented the blow Dragon Ball in a jump!
Reminds me of the ''You're playing too much worms when you...'' on FB - there were sure some good ones :D (elite in the garden etc)
If Chuck Norris presses F12, F12, space, his opponent surrenders.
Chuck Norris doesn't have crate luck; the crates know better than to mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris makes cows turn around.
Chuck Norris doesn't teleport, rope, bungee, jump or walk; the map moves to accomodate Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays, the F13 key is enabled; the roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can see the enemy's worms in Ghost Knocking after they get invisible xD
Quote from: DarkOne on July 07, 2010, 03:18 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't teleport, rope, bungee, jump or walk; the map moves to accomodate Chuck Norris.
Mvahahaahaha! Nice one!!! ;D Like in fantasic books :D
When Chuck Norris host a ttrr, he must kick people cause they are too many.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a grave: you'd never see it anyway.
Quote from: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 04:59 PM
When Chuck Norris host a ttrr, he must kick people cause they are too many.
Did not undestand this one , lol
Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks people from his games.
Chuck Norris doesn't host via WormKit, WormKit hosts via Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris farts there'll be world downfall due to massive global warming caused by methane emission.
Chuck Norris can host behind every firewall.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have internet connection to host.
Chuck Norris points with his finger to a worm on his monitor and says: BOOOOM
Chuck Norris use battle axe with double damage mode.
Chuck Norris doesnt need 2 spaces, he taps faster than anyone on wheel with his nose.
Quote from: Ramone on July 07, 2010, 12:35 PM
Chuck Norris won Komo in BnG.
Chuck Norris aliases with Xubo (https://www.tus-wa.com/leagues/game-29854/) xD
Quote from: MonkeyIsland on July 07, 2010, 08:36 PM
Quote from: Ramone on July 07, 2010, 12:35 PM
Chuck Norris won Komo in BnG.
Chuck Norris aliases with Xubo (https://www.tus-wa.com/leagues/game-29854/) xD
Oh, I wanted to write: Chuck Norris
own Komo in BnG! :P
btw, Chuck Norris have a different link for TUS, goes like:
www.chucknorris.com/tus-wa/forums
and his email is:
gmail@chucknorris.com
XD
edit: brain lag, rofl
Quote from: Ramone on July 07, 2010, 10:33 PM
chucknorris@gmail.com
gmail@chucknorris.com * :P
Chuck Norris can host, and join hosts by mIRC.
Chuck Norris can use the map editor in a game hosted by HostingBuddy...or anyone else.
Chuck Norris can make a bow in any game from the skipping rope and the white flags flagpole, and shoots the worm marker arrow with it. that weapon hurts more than the concrete donkey. he also can drown ur worms in the oil barrel.
Chuck Norris can do lg+jp+set firepunch+get off from jp+set off lg+grenade+max bounce+set fusion+move+f@#! it, let's just teleport - in hysteria.
Quote from: Prankster on July 07, 2010, 10:58 PM
Chuck Norris can host, and join hosts by mIRC.
So can wormf00d.. Could he be Chuck Norris after all?!
chuck norris sux dick
chuck norris meets avirex, but he was too tired to say hehehehehehmonster
Quote from: Ramone on July 07, 2010, 12:35 PM
Chuck Norris won Komo in BnG.
Сhuck Norris won Darion in Intermediate 50 rounds in a row! ;D
Chak Norris never does not use freeze, he is all consist from ice...
Chuck Noris never does not die from your Armageddon, he will fly into orbit to beat meteorites with roundhouse kick...
Chuck Norriss axe takes a 200% health, so on the map is dying two worms at the same time in different places ...
Quote from: MonkeyIsland on July 07, 2010, 08:36 PM
Quote from: Ramone on July 07, 2010, 12:35 PM
Chuck Norris won Komo in BnG.
Chuck Norris aliases with Xubo (https://www.tus-wa.com/leagues/game-29854/) xD
Lol MI stop bring that up :O lol
Everyone has a bad game now and again haha...
Quote from: darKz on July 07, 2010, 11:08 PM
Quote from: Prankster on July 07, 2010, 10:58 PM
Chuck Norris can host, and join hosts by mIRC.
So can wormf00d.. Could he be Chuck Norris after all?!
prolly he is! lol i didnt know if thats possible :D maybe it isnt, and wf really is CN D:
Quote from: Komo on July 08, 2010, 06:01 AM
Everyone has a bad game now and again haha...
Except Chuck Norris
To tease Prankster a bit:
Chuck Norris can darkside in an empty bng map. ;)
Chuck Norris don't play clanners anymore because his clan mate Bruce Lee is dead. :(
Chuck Norris host Hysteria with 0,001 second turn time in #ChuckNorris channel on wormnet0.chucknorris.team17.com
To be honest lol, Chuck Norris isn't even that good, I am seriously and honestly curious as to how this whole Chuck Norris trend started...
Quote from: Komo on July 08, 2010, 11:37 AM
To be honest lol, Chuck Norris isn't even that good, I am seriously and honestly curious as to how this whole Chuck Norris trend started...
Shhhshhh pssst, are U crazy? Chuck maybe read this forums!
(plz forgive him mr.Norris, he didn't mean that, he's a good guy, I know him for long time)
Pfft, i'd givvum a glasgae kiss n it'd be over :D
Quote from: Rok on July 08, 2010, 09:50 AM
To tease Prankster a bit:
Chuck Norris can darkside in an empty bng map. ;)
eh, biingo -.- :D
but Chuck Norris can hit u with a ghost nade on a bng map, so its not darksiding xP
Chuck Norris took off crown of Brazillian king with help of roundhouse kick, and then poor zippo left worms xD
Chuck Norris is so clever that he does not waste time for playing worms, he all days trains roundhouse kicks!
Rope of Chuck Norris is so long that when the end of rope does not touch wall, all have to wait forever, until rope will end...
Chuck Norris is so honor that banned himself forever before the creating of TUS league so as not to upset players an endless series of their victories...
Chuck Norris uses HOLY GRENADE for the baptism of worms and for initiation them in kung-fu...
Chuck Norris hits the ground roundhouse kicks and starts an earthquake!
Chuck Norris would won CWT tournament, but he banned himself on CWT!
Chuck Norris created the Worms from help of roundhouse kicks to manage the people...
Quote from: Camperz on July 07, 2010, 05:27 PM
Quote from: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 04:59 PM
When Chuck Norris host a ttrr, he must kick people cause they are too many.
Did not undestand this one , lol
Try too host a ttrr, nobody join...
Quote from: Aviv on July 08, 2010, 04:17 PM
Quote from: Camperz on July 07, 2010, 05:27 PM
Quote from: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 04:59 PM
When Chuck Norris host a ttrr, he must kick people cause they are too many.
Did not undestand this one , lol
Try too host a ttrr, nobody join...
depends when u host it^^ i mean wich period of day :-[
Chuck norris doesn't give a crap about this thread ^^ *sigh*
Chuck Norris can win 2 games vs Devilage by playing only 1.
Chuck Norris won boom race but used only dril
Chuck Norris won RS'Chelsea'BoM in boom race :D
Chuck Norris beat Mablak in elite, without any weapons.
It's impossible, but if someone plop Chuck Norris, he won't be wet. The water will be Chuck Norris'd xDD
Chuck Norris can't host. He is the host.
Chuck Norris can't be hit. He shoots himself, since Chuck Norris is the only one, who can hurt Chuck Norris XD
If Komo and wormf00d would play a BnG match, Chuck Norris would won.
Quote from: GodiTo on July 09, 2010, 01:20 PM
Chuck Norris beat Mablak in elite, without any weapons.
:D :D :D
Chuck Norris beat Mablak in elite, with roundhouse kick!!!!
Smiting Chuck Norris on these forums gives him +1 rep and gives you -1 rep.
Chuck Norris can respawn, even though he doesn't need it.
Chuck Norris can telefrag.
Chuck Norris can destroy indestructable maps.
Chuck Norris can ropeknock in RH.
Chuck Norris controls the wind with roundhouse kicks.
Ok, stop saying Chuck Norris would beat me ! lol
CHUCK NORRIS - I CHALLENGE YOU !!!
You are already lost ! :D
Quote from: Komo on July 09, 2010, 06:47 PM
Ok, stop saying Chuck Norris would beat me ! lol
CHUCK NORRIS - I CHALLENGE YOU !!!
Ok, they have played.
Secret source told me results.
Chuck Norris 3 - 0 Komo
All 3 games were flawless victories for Mr.Norris (200-0)
gg's Komo.. ;D
yo momma would woop chuck norris ass!!! oh shit, wrong thread... or is it?
Chuck Norris hosts games for HostingBuddy.
http://www.games-flash.net/uk_3017_game_chuck_norris_game.html (http://www.games-flash.net/uk_3017_game_chuck_norris_game.html)
Enjoy this game xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Godito, actually there's a mistake: Chuck Norris has to wait for the GREEN lamp???!
Quote from: Ramone on July 09, 2010, 11:27 PM
Quote from: Komo on July 09, 2010, 06:47 PM
Ok, stop saying Chuck Norris would beat me ! lol
CHUCK NORRIS - I CHALLENGE YOU !!!
Ok, they have played.
Secret source told me results.
Chuck Norris 3 - 0 Komo
All 3 games were flawless victories for Mr.Norris (200-0)
gg's Komo.. ;D
Actually, I beat him those 3 games, and he wanted a rematch, I beat him another 3 games and he got mad, asked for 1 more rematch I was about to win the 1st game it was 200-37 to me, I was about to kill him and then it came up:
Player disconnected due to quitting: ChuckNorris
I mean wtf?
Quote from: Komo on July 10, 2010, 09:04 PM
Actually, I beat him those 3 games, and he wanted a rematch, I beat him another 3 games and he got mad, asked for 1 more rematch I was about to win the 1st game it was 200-37 to me, I was about to kill him and then it came up:
Player disconnected due to quitting: ChuckNorris
I mean wtf?
Actually, it was not Chuck Norris. It was Doubletime faking Chuck Norris! :D
wo0hooo Ramone,that just OWNED XDD
+1 for that :D
Quote from: Ramone on July 11, 2010, 05:19 PM
Quote from: Komo on July 10, 2010, 09:04 PM
Actually, I beat him those 3 games, and he wanted a rematch, I beat him another 3 games and he got mad, asked for 1 more rematch I was about to win the 1st game it was 200-37 to me, I was about to kill him and then it came up:
Player disconnected due to quitting: ChuckNorris
I mean wtf?
Actually, it was not Chuck Norris. It was Doubletime faking Chuck Norris! :D
Lol... Ok ok, i'll give you that, was a good one :(
Rofl, Ramone XD
Kilobyte : Sorry for mistake, it's a shit game, with idiot programmers XD
Quote from: Csongi on July 08, 2010, 04:47 PM
Quote from: Aviv on July 08, 2010, 04:17 PM
Quote from: Camperz on July 07, 2010, 05:27 PM
Quote from: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 04:59 PM
When Chuck Norris host a ttrr, he must kick people cause they are too many.
Did not undestand this one , lol
Try too host a ttrr, nobody join...
depends when u host it^^ i mean wich period of day :-[
Maybe I try too host at the same time than Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris have no clan. Playing clanner in the same team as Chuck Norris is considered as cheating!
Quote from: Aviv on July 13, 2010, 01:05 PM
Chuck Norris have no clan.
... Chuck Norris *is* the plan. (my thoughts on that one!)
Chuck Norris can prevent network drops
Chuck Norris made TUS; he just lets MI get the credit (how nice of him!)
Chuck Norris can make brazilians speak english
i really dont understand this chuck norris thread... is there something im missing? who cares about chuck norris.
Yeah lol he is VERY over-rated, and all his films look fake anyway lol
Quote from: DarkOne on July 13, 2010, 02:49 PM
Chuck Norris can make brazilians speak english
I just laughed my ass off :D
Chuck Norris has the right to speak in any language in TUS.
Quote from: GodiTo on July 13, 2010, 08:36 PM
Chuck Norris has the right to speak in any language in TUS.
darKz will have a word to add about that xDDD
(he's the language sheriff of the TuS town ;D )
Mablak is the son of Chuck Norris. thats why he pwn so hard :x
Quote from: am0kz on July 16, 2010, 07:24 PM
Mablak is the son of Chuck Norris. thats why he pwn so hard :x
lmfao xDDD
chuck norris have a razer tarantula keyboard with 3keylook ;)
When chuck norris dont play, wormnet is down !
Chuck Norris finish Tower with only 1 Rope.
Chuck Norris plop your enemy using Axe.
Chuck Norris play BoomRace with 1hp and don't die.
Quote from: DarkOne on July 09, 2010, 05:56 PM
Chuck Norris can ropeknock in RH.
Sorry DarkOne, but I can ropeknock too, in RH, and everyone else :( :D
Chuck Norris once used prod, and took 275 damage.
One time, darKz called Chuck Norris to Chuckito. But only once.
chuck norris can beat me :O
That just was not funny :D
Quote from: ZiPpO on January 17, 2011, 11:24 PM
chuck norris can beat me :O
No,
Chuck NOrris beat noobs before play with them
:P
chuck norris can survive a donkey and armaggedon together and have 0 damage
Chuck Norris is better at chess than Garry Kasparov (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Kasparov)
105 + 103 = 207 because Chuck Norris wants it to.
Quote from: xJEDIxWolfgang on January 18, 2011, 01:52 PM
chuck norris can survive a donkey and armaggedon together and have 0 damage
i can too.. god mode?
When Chuck Norris uses prod , 2 earthquakes happen suddenly at the same time.
Chuck can use any F3 weapon from jetpack , rope or bungee.
Chuck can use two handguns at the same time.
xD