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Title: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 12:11 PM
Chuck Norris can use 6 sec nade.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 12:12 PM
When Chuck Norris cow, his oppenent skip.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Ramone on July 07, 2010, 12:15 PM
Chuck Norris can win warmer.

P.S. Malas made this one up. XD
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 12:19 PM
When Chuck Norris press 2 time f12 then space... he skip!

Chuck Norris never surrender.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Malas on July 07, 2010, 12:20 PM
Chuck norris can beat deadcode in rr
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 12:24 PM
Chuck Norris can play worms armageddon on windows vista 64 bit.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 12:32 PM
When you shoot on Chuck Norris with zook, youre zook lose 43 health.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Ramone on July 07, 2010, 12:35 PM
Chuck Norris won Komo in BnG.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Malas on July 07, 2010, 12:38 PM
Chuck norris can ploop his opponent in roper
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Ramone on July 07, 2010, 12:41 PM
Chuck Norris says "gg" in lobby, not after the game.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Malas on July 07, 2010, 12:47 PM
Chuck norris posts replays on TUS before he request a game.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: beer on July 07, 2010, 12:49 PM
Chuck Norris can play worms armageddon on windows vista 64 bit.
i do on win7 64 bit, not big deal :D

chuck norris win tus just asking for tus
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 12:50 PM
Chuck Norris can plop you with axe.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: TheKomodo on July 07, 2010, 12:53 PM
Chuck Norris won Komo in BnG.

LMAO I can't believe you actually said that lol, and lol at the 6s one too.

Hmm, In ropers, Chuck Norris doesn't drop mines or nades, he drops little legs that roundhouse kick you when they land, and if they don't land close, they run up to you and kick you in the nuts and you die instantly, and you can never have children n stuff, scary stuff...

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: darKz on July 07, 2010, 12:55 PM
Chuck Norris can use Kamikaze and live afterwards.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: TheKomodo on July 07, 2010, 12:59 PM
Chuck Norris still hasn't finished his 1st turn of a warmer because he's that good...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: angus on July 07, 2010, 01:03 PM
CHuck Norris !.. use the punchs for taps! And eyes for the arrows.! Rofl
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 01:07 PM
I made this one in a game, but like this:

"Chuck Norris fr with his fist."
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: beer on July 07, 2010, 01:10 PM
Chuck Norris can use Kamikaze and live afterwards.
XDDDDDDDD
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: angus on July 07, 2010, 01:14 PM
I made this one in a game, but like this:

"Chuck Norris fr with his fist."
fist rolling!!! like a punchball! hahah
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Csongi on July 07, 2010, 01:24 PM
Chuck Norris gets skunked but he doesen't becomes ill.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: WeeM4n on July 07, 2010, 01:32 PM
It is a funny!!! :D

Chuck Norris can fly at super sheep to any place in the map without using the teleport!

Chuck Noris not need a donkey, he can kill even an immortal worm from leg kick!

Chuck Norris invented the blow Dragon Ball in a jump!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: benz on July 07, 2010, 02:09 PM
Reminds me of the ''You're playing too much worms when you...'' on FB - there were sure some good ones :D (elite in the garden etc)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: DarkOne on July 07, 2010, 03:18 PM
If Chuck Norris presses F12, F12, space, his opponent surrenders.

Chuck Norris doesn't have crate luck; the crates know better than to mess with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris makes cows turn around.

Chuck Norris doesn't teleport, rope, bungee, jump or walk; the map moves to accomodate Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris plays, the F13 key is enabled; the roundhouse kick to the face.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Csongi on July 07, 2010, 03:19 PM
Chuck Norris can see the enemy's worms in Ghost Knocking after they get invisible xD
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: WeeM4n on July 07, 2010, 04:40 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't teleport, rope, bungee, jump or walk; the map moves to accomodate Chuck Norris.
Mvahahaahaha! Nice one!!! ;D Like in fantasic books  :D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 04:59 PM
When Chuck Norris host a ttrr, he must kick people cause they are too many.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: DarkOne on July 07, 2010, 05:04 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't have a grave: you'd never see it anyway.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Camper on July 07, 2010, 05:27 PM
When Chuck Norris host a ttrr, he must kick people cause they are too many.

Did not undestand this one , lol
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: darKz on July 07, 2010, 05:31 PM
Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks people from his games.

Chuck Norris doesn't host via WormKit, WormKit hosts via Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: chakkman on July 07, 2010, 05:34 PM
If Chuck Norris farts there'll be world downfall due to massive global warming caused by methane emission.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Kilobyte on July 07, 2010, 06:52 PM
Chuck Norris can host behind every firewall.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have internet connection to host.
Chuck Norris points with his finger to a worm on his monitor and says: BOOOOM
Chuck Norris use battle axe with double damage mode.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: lacoste on July 07, 2010, 08:30 PM
Chuck Norris doesnt need 2 spaces, he taps faster than anyone on wheel with his nose.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: MonkeyIsland on July 07, 2010, 08:36 PM
Chuck Norris won Komo in BnG.

Chuck Norris aliases with Xubo (https://www.tus-wa.com/leagues/game-29854/) xD
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Ramone on July 07, 2010, 10:33 PM
Chuck Norris won Komo in BnG.

Chuck Norris aliases with Xubo (https://www.tus-wa.com/leagues/game-29854/) xD

Oh, I wanted to write: Chuck Norris own Komo in BnG!  :P

btw, Chuck Norris have a different link for TUS, goes like:
www.chucknorris.com/tus-wa/forums  
and his email is:
gmail@chucknorris.com

XD

edit: brain lag, rofl
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: darKz on July 07, 2010, 10:39 PM
chucknorris@gmail.com

gmail@chucknorris.com * :P
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Prankster on July 07, 2010, 10:58 PM
Chuck Norris can host, and join hosts by mIRC.

Chuck Norris can use the map editor in a game hosted by HostingBuddy...or anyone else.

Chuck Norris can make a bow in any game from the skipping rope and the white flags flagpole, and shoots the worm marker arrow with it. that weapon hurts more than the concrete donkey. he also can drown ur worms in the oil barrel.

Chuck Norris can do lg+jp+set firepunch+get off from jp+set off lg+grenade+max bounce+set fusion+move+f@#! it, let's just teleport - in hysteria.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: darKz on July 07, 2010, 11:08 PM
Chuck Norris can host, and join hosts by mIRC.

So can wormf00d.. Could he be Chuck Norris after all?!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: avirex on July 08, 2010, 01:54 AM
chuck norris sux dick
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: nino on July 08, 2010, 02:03 AM
chuck norris meets avirex, but he was too tired to say hehehehehehmonster
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: WeeM4n on July 08, 2010, 04:27 AM
Chuck Norris won Komo in BnG.

Сhuck Norris won Darion in Intermediate 50 rounds in a row! ;D

Chak Norris never does not use freeze, he is all consist from ice...

Chuck Noris never does not die from your Armageddon, he will fly into orbit to beat meteorites with roundhouse kick...

Chuck Norriss axe takes a 200% health, so on the map is dying two worms at the same time in different places ...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: TheKomodo on July 08, 2010, 06:01 AM
Chuck Norris won Komo in BnG.

Chuck Norris aliases with Xubo (https://www.tus-wa.com/leagues/game-29854/) xD

Lol MI stop bring that up :O lol

Everyone has a bad game now and again haha...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Prankster on July 08, 2010, 09:05 AM
Chuck Norris can host, and join hosts by mIRC.

So can wormf00d.. Could he be Chuck Norris after all?!

prolly he is! lol i didnt know if thats possible :D maybe it isnt, and wf really is CN D:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: DarkOne on July 08, 2010, 09:49 AM
Everyone has a bad game now and again haha...

Except Chuck Norris

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Rok on July 08, 2010, 09:50 AM
To tease Prankster a bit:

Chuck Norris can darkside in an empty bng map.  ;)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Ramone on July 08, 2010, 11:22 AM
Chuck Norris don't play clanners anymore because his clan mate Bruce Lee is dead.  :(

Chuck Norris host Hysteria with 0,001 second turn time in #ChuckNorris channel on wormnet0.chucknorris.team17.com

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: TheKomodo on July 08, 2010, 11:37 AM
To be honest lol, Chuck Norris isn't even that good, I am seriously and honestly curious as to how this whole Chuck Norris trend started...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Ramone on July 08, 2010, 11:50 AM
To be honest lol, Chuck Norris isn't even that good, I am seriously and honestly curious as to how this whole Chuck Norris trend started...

Shhhshhh pssst, are U crazy? Chuck maybe read this forums!

(plz forgive him mr.Norris, he didn't mean that, he's a good guy, I know him for long time)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: TheKomodo on July 08, 2010, 12:28 PM
Pfft, i'd givvum a glasgae kiss n it'd be over :D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Prankster on July 08, 2010, 12:35 PM
To tease Prankster a bit:

Chuck Norris can darkside in an empty bng map.  ;)

eh, biingo -.- :D

but Chuck Norris can hit u with a ghost nade on a bng map, so its not darksiding xP
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: WeeM4n on July 08, 2010, 03:30 PM
Chuck Norris took off crown of Brazillian king with help of roundhouse kick, and then poor zippo left worms xD

Chuck Norris is so clever that he does not waste time for playing worms, he all days trains roundhouse kicks!

Rope of Chuck Norris is so long that when the end of rope does not touch wall, all have to wait forever, until rope will end...

Chuck Norris is so honor that banned himself forever before the creating of TUS league so as not to upset players an endless series of their victories...

Chuck Norris uses HOLY GRENADE for the baptism of worms and for initiation them in kung-fu...

Chuck Norris hits the ground roundhouse kicks and starts an earthquake!

Chuck Norris would won CWT tournament, but he banned himself on CWT!

Chuck Norris created the Worms from help of roundhouse kicks to manage the people...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Aviv on July 08, 2010, 04:17 PM
When Chuck Norris host a ttrr, he must kick people cause they are too many.

Did not undestand this one , lol


Try too host a ttrr, nobody join...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Csongi on July 08, 2010, 04:47 PM
When Chuck Norris host a ttrr, he must kick people cause they are too many.

Did not undestand this one , lol


Try too host a ttrr, nobody join...
depends when u host it^^ i mean wich period of day  :-[
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Devilage on July 08, 2010, 07:46 PM
Chuck norris doesn't give a crap about this thread ^^ *sigh*
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: darKz on July 08, 2010, 09:54 PM
Chuck Norris can win 2 games vs Devilage by playing only 1.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Chelsea on July 09, 2010, 07:57 AM
Chuck Norris won boom race but used only dril
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: WeeM4n on July 09, 2010, 12:27 PM
Chuck Norris won RS'Chelsea'BoM in boom race :D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: GodiTo on July 09, 2010, 01:20 PM
Chuck Norris beat Mablak in elite, without any weapons.
It's impossible, but if someone plop Chuck Norris, he won't be wet. The water will be Chuck Norris'd xDD
Chuck Norris can't host. He is the host.
Chuck Norris can't be hit. He shoots himself, since Chuck Norris is the only one, who can hurt Chuck Norris XD
If Komo and wormf00d would play a BnG match, Chuck Norris would won.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: WeeM4n on July 09, 2010, 05:29 PM
Chuck Norris beat Mablak in elite, without any weapons.
:D :D :D
Chuck Norris beat Mablak in elite, with roundhouse kick!!!!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: DarkOne on July 09, 2010, 05:56 PM
Smiting Chuck Norris on these forums gives him +1 rep and gives you -1 rep.
Chuck Norris can respawn, even though he doesn't need it.
Chuck Norris can telefrag.
Chuck Norris can destroy indestructable maps.
Chuck Norris can ropeknock in RH.
Chuck Norris controls the wind with roundhouse kicks.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: TheKomodo on July 09, 2010, 06:47 PM
Ok, stop saying Chuck Norris would beat me ! lol

CHUCK NORRIS - I CHALLENGE YOU !!!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: GodiTo on July 09, 2010, 09:19 PM
You are already lost ! :D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Ramone on July 09, 2010, 11:27 PM
Ok, stop saying Chuck Norris would beat me ! lol

CHUCK NORRIS - I CHALLENGE YOU !!!

Ok, they have played.
Secret source told me results.
Chuck Norris 3 - 0 Komo
All 3 games were flawless victories for Mr.Norris (200-0)

gg's Komo..  ;D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: avirex on July 10, 2010, 12:21 AM
yo momma would woop chuck norris ass!!!   oh shit, wrong thread... or is it?
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: nappy on July 10, 2010, 12:33 AM
Chuck Norris hosts games for HostingBuddy.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: GodiTo on July 10, 2010, 07:28 AM
http://www.games-flash.net/uk_3017_game_chuck_norris_game.html (http://www.games-flash.net/uk_3017_game_chuck_norris_game.html)

Enjoy this game xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Kilobyte on July 10, 2010, 10:59 AM
Godito, actually there's a mistake: Chuck Norris has to wait for the GREEN lamp???!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: TheKomodo on July 10, 2010, 09:04 PM
Ok, stop saying Chuck Norris would beat me ! lol

CHUCK NORRIS - I CHALLENGE YOU !!!

Ok, they have played.
Secret source told me results.
Chuck Norris 3 - 0 Komo
All 3 games were flawless victories for Mr.Norris (200-0)

gg's Komo..  ;D

Actually, I beat him those 3 games, and he wanted a rematch, I beat him another 3 games and he got mad, asked for 1 more rematch I was about to win the 1st game it was 200-37 to me, I was about to kill him and then it came up:

Player disconnected due to quitting: ChuckNorris

I mean wtf?

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Ramone on July 11, 2010, 05:19 PM
Actually, I beat him those 3 games, and he wanted a rematch, I beat him another 3 games and he got mad, asked for 1 more rematch I was about to win the 1st game it was 200-37 to me, I was about to kill him and then it came up:

Player disconnected due to quitting: ChuckNorris

I mean wtf?

Actually, it was not Chuck Norris. It was Doubletime faking Chuck Norris!  :D

 



 
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Csongi on July 11, 2010, 06:19 PM
wo0hooo Ramone,that just OWNED XDD
+1 for that  :D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: TheKomodo on July 11, 2010, 06:21 PM
Actually, I beat him those 3 games, and he wanted a rematch, I beat him another 3 games and he got mad, asked for 1 more rematch I was about to win the 1st game it was 200-37 to me, I was about to kill him and then it came up:

Player disconnected due to quitting: ChuckNorris

I mean wtf?

Actually, it was not Chuck Norris. It was Doubletime faking Chuck Norris!  :D

 



 

Lol... Ok ok, i'll give you that, was a good one :(
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: GodiTo on July 12, 2010, 07:29 PM
Rofl, Ramone XD
Kilobyte : Sorry for mistake, it's a shit game, with idiot programmers XD
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Aviv on July 13, 2010, 12:58 PM
When Chuck Norris host a ttrr, he must kick people cause they are too many.

Did not undestand this one , lol


Try too host a ttrr, nobody join...
depends when u host it^^ i mean wich period of day  :-[


Maybe I try too host at the same time than Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Aviv on July 13, 2010, 01:05 PM
Chuck Norris have no clan. Playing clanner in the same team as Chuck Norris is considered as cheating!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: DarkOne on July 13, 2010, 02:49 PM
Chuck Norris have no clan.

... Chuck Norris *is* the plan. (my thoughts on that one!)

Chuck Norris can prevent network drops
Chuck Norris made TUS; he just lets MI get the credit (how nice of him!)
Chuck Norris can make brazilians speak english
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: avirex on July 13, 2010, 04:42 PM
i really dont understand this chuck norris thread... is there something im missing? who cares about chuck norris.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: TheKomodo on July 13, 2010, 05:06 PM
Yeah lol he is VERY over-rated, and all his films look fake anyway lol
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: GodiTo on July 13, 2010, 08:36 PM

Chuck Norris can make brazilians speak english

I just laughed my ass off :D

Chuck Norris has the right to speak in any language in TUS.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Csongi on July 13, 2010, 08:39 PM
Chuck Norris has the right to speak in any language in TUS.

darKz will have a word to add about that xDDD
(he's the language sheriff of the TuS town  ;D )
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: sm0k on July 16, 2010, 07:24 PM
Mablak is the son of Chuck Norris. thats why he pwn so hard :x
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Csongi on July 16, 2010, 07:28 PM
Mablak is the son of Chuck Norris. thats why he pwn so hard :x
lmfao xDDD
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: sm0k on July 16, 2010, 07:39 PM
chuck norris have a razer tarantula keyboard with 3keylook ;)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: TitiO on January 17, 2011, 09:50 PM
When chuck norris dont play, wormnet is down !
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Kaleu on January 17, 2011, 10:01 PM
Chuck Norris finish Tower with only 1 Rope.
Chuck Norris plop your enemy using Axe.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Kaleu on January 17, 2011, 10:36 PM
Chuck Norris play BoomRace with 1hp and don't die.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: GodiTo on January 17, 2011, 11:22 PM
Chuck Norris can ropeknock in RH.

Sorry DarkOne, but I can ropeknock too, in RH, and everyone else :( :D

Chuck Norris once used prod, and took 275 damage.

One time, darKz called Chuck Norris to Chuckito. But only once.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: ZiPpO on January 17, 2011, 11:24 PM
chuck norris can beat me :O
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: GodiTo on January 17, 2011, 11:27 PM
That just was not funny :D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: magic on January 17, 2011, 11:33 PM
Chuck Norris can ropeknock in RH.


FAIL XDDDDDD
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Thouson on January 18, 2011, 03:20 AM
chuck norris can beat me :O

No,

Chuck NOrris beat noobs before play with them

 :P
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Wolfgang on January 18, 2011, 01:52 PM
chuck norris can survive a donkey and armaggedon together and have 0 damage
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: DarkOne on January 20, 2011, 08:09 PM
Chuck Norris is better at chess than Garry Kasparov (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Kasparov)

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Dub-c on January 20, 2011, 08:31 PM
105 + 103 = 207 because Chuck Norris wants it to.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: Turko on January 20, 2011, 11:02 PM
chuck norris can survive a donkey and armaggedon together and have 0 damage

i can too.. god mode?
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Worms Fact
Post by: wowwow on January 29, 2011, 12:37 AM
When Chuck Norris uses prod , 2 earthquakes happen suddenly at the same time.

Chuck can use any F3 weapon from jetpack , rope or bungee.

Chuck can use two handguns at the same time.

xD