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Worms: Armageddon => General discussion => Topic started by: Dr Abegod on October 13, 2020, 12:53 AM
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Dear ladies and gentlemen!
It is time for another epic, smitatious battle between the Mighty Taner aka "smity" and yours truly.
We all know how the last one ended (https://www.tus-wa.com/forums/off-topic/taner-vs-dr-abegod-tournament-30325/)
However, smity now gets a second chance to let the world see the true size of his penis.
We've both been preparing immensely the last couple of months for this event. A vast amount of time has been spent on extreme erection exercises and elaborate dick-slapping routines, all making the navy seals training program look like a quick run to the local viagra store. We have also been studying the recent breakthrough research made in advanced penetration theory while recovering.
For further preparation I bought this new multi-purpose smite lubricant from Uganda which allows for "smiting at a much larger scale of brutality" and contains enough lube for "endless hours of merciless smiting". I'm really looking forward to trying it out, and at the time of writing I can see Taner next room with his daily testicle deadlift wourkout, a favorite of his. So I think it is safe to say that we are ready to f@#!ing SMITE!
The tournament is a series of bo5 intermediate games. The first to win 5 games is the winner, the f@#!ing pro, the top guy, the president of smite!
Replays will be uploaded and the score will be updated here.
Stay tuned folks
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First smite: 3-2 to taner
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2. smite: 3-2 for Abegod
Score is 1-1
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2 wins for taner:
score is 3-1 for smity
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2 wins for each:
Score is 4-2 for smity! Now he only needs 1 win to be the smite champion. Let's see if that happens...
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2 wins for abegod and 1 win for smity.
Taner wins the smite tournament! He wants to thank you all for following. See you next year for another SMITE