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Worms: Armageddon => General discussion => Topic started by: Kangaroo on March 22, 2011, 02:59 PM

Title: tele cow's .
Post by: Kangaroo on March 22, 2011, 02:59 PM
you make me sick!!! >:( :-\
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: darKz on March 22, 2011, 03:00 PM
Best topic ever.
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Post by: Krezo on March 22, 2011, 03:17 PM
you make me sick!!! >:( :-\

oh not again :((
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: Madden on March 22, 2011, 04:19 PM
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/151/thetelecowfinal.jpg) (http://img405.imageshack.us/i/thetelecowfinal.jpg/)

Made this for skunk's thread one night when I was a little drunk and then couldn't figure out how to upload it. I think there's a little too much going on in it but I had a laugh making it so whatever, enjoy xD
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Post by: Csongi on March 22, 2011, 04:25 PM
woooow xDDD lmfao

big +1    :D :D :D
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Post by: Husk on March 22, 2011, 04:26 PM
hahahha Niceness xDDDDDD
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Post by: Kaleu on March 22, 2011, 04:42 PM
Hhahauauhauhah,
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Post by: franz on March 22, 2011, 04:47 PM
(http://www.fantastik.it/images/Image/telefono%20cow.jpg)
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Post by: Agneau on March 22, 2011, 07:00 PM
loooool, that's what i call a HUGE TELECOW !!!
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Post by: NAiL on March 22, 2011, 07:45 PM
rofl, thats my boy xD
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Post by: Chelsea on March 22, 2011, 08:37 PM
omg hahhahahahahhaha
It's true telecow :D
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Post by: GreatProfe on March 22, 2011, 08:51 PM
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Post by: nino on March 22, 2011, 08:57 PM
hauhaUahuaHauhaUhauaHauhaUHauha
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: GodiTo on March 22, 2011, 09:43 PM
Lmao XDDDDDD
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Post by: Abnaxus on March 22, 2011, 10:43 PM
What 2 good replies for such a thread.

Gj you both Maidden & Franz ! It was goddamn funny ! xD
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: GodiTo on March 22, 2011, 10:52 PM
I just made this one  :-[


(http://kepfeltoltes.hu/110322/9913_cow_www.kepfeltoltes.hu_.jpg)
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: Husk on March 22, 2011, 10:52 PM
I was in a hurry when I first posted to this topic, but now back and must say what great job u did with all the pics Michael, love the hhg censored boobs XDDDDDDDdddddddddddddd
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: OrbMastah on March 23, 2011, 11:19 PM
I hate telecowers. This make me so angry -.-
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Post by: dilligaf on March 24, 2011, 05:46 AM
What's the pornstar's name and where can I find her?
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Post by: TheKomodo on March 24, 2011, 08:32 AM
Madden lol classic !!!

I now put you as the #1 Pic poster overtaking HHC xD
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Post by: darKz on March 24, 2011, 03:34 PM
Madden lol classic !!!

I now put you as the #1 Pic poster overtaking HHC xD

ropa will always be #1 in my heart. :D

I almost cried btw, hahahah.
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: BoNuS on March 24, 2011, 03:38 PM
UHAHAHAHAHA nice image xD :D:D:D:D:D:D

(http://www.megatel.com.pl/powerblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/happy_cow_large.jpg)
(http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/cow.jpg)
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: OrbMastah on March 24, 2011, 09:38 PM
Bonus. Real photos here; https://www.tus-wa.com/forums/off-topic/mug-shots-post-your-face-!/ .Not here
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: NAiL on March 24, 2011, 10:40 PM
I think the conclusion is telecows pwn, as do cows in general. Magnificent creatures, gentle beasts.
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: Peja on March 24, 2011, 10:57 PM
i just found out what tele cow is: its an beefrace mod which is used to show children the world of worms. it fits perfectly in kindergarten groups, cause everyone will get a highscore, so nobody loses.

watch the attached replay ::)
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: Kaleu on March 25, 2011, 04:45 PM
Bonus. Real photos here; https://www.tus-wa.com/forums/off-topic/mug-shots-post-your-face-!/ .Not here


xDDDDDD!
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: Kangaroo on March 31, 2011, 02:17 PM
Need A hysteria League With No tele Cow.. would be sweeet, Everyone who play Hysteria in Fun games knows not to tele cow and game works smoothly.

Death to tele cows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: Krezo on March 31, 2011, 02:54 PM
Need A hysteria League With No tele Cow.. would be sweeet, Everyone who play Hysteria in Fun games knows not to tele cow and game works smoothly.

Death to tele cows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then made a your own leauge and your own site. You will be moderator, you will watch games and make a decisions in "suspicious" games..

YOU WILL BE GOD !

You can earn your own money..

You can kick everyone which you don't like..

You can ban everyone which you don't like..

You can mute everyone which you don't like..

You can warn everyone which you don't like..

anything else??



pls don't post anymore this ****
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: Kaleu on March 31, 2011, 03:33 PM
Need A hysteria League With No tele Cow.. would be sweeet, Everyone who play Hysteria in Fun games knows not to tele cow and game works smoothly.

Death to tele cows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then made a your own leauge and your own site. You will be moderator, you will watch games and make a decisions in "suspicious" games..

YOU WILL BE GOD !

You can earn your own money..

You can kick everyone which you don't like..

You can ban everyone which you don't like..

You can mute everyone which you don't like..

You can warn everyone which you don't like..

anything else??



pls don't post anymore this ****

+1.
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: DarkOne on March 31, 2011, 03:47 PM
Or your own cup :) But you'd have to wait till after my hysteria cup is finished (but you may want to check out that cup as well)
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: MonkeyIsland on March 31, 2011, 04:02 PM
I would feel insulted to my very core, if telecow turn-advantage-abuse gets removed from this scheme. Hysteria is DEFINED by turn-advantage-abuse.

This is the definition of hysteria by its own creator:
http://wahelp.worms2d.info/scheme-hysteria.php

Scroll down to "Worm Rotation Abuse".
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: DarkOne on March 31, 2011, 06:56 PM
Run never intended hysteria to become a 1on1 game, though :) Hence the name hysteria; 1 second turn hysterics with messed up gameplay because of multiple opponents.
There also wasn't low gravity in the original scheme and sd used to start after 20 missed turns rather than just 10 :)
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: BoNuS on April 22, 2011, 08:50 AM
I have for you a solution how to solve telecow, I have image, this is hysteria and standard telecow (am red)

(http://i53.tinypic.com/2z9l5dd.jpg)
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: WookA on April 25, 2011, 04:18 PM
thank god for hhg titties :D
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: TheKomodo on April 28, 2011, 06:38 AM
BoNuS, since when did Hysterias have a roof?
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: nino on April 28, 2011, 10:18 AM
this topic is a rofl.
Title: Re: tele cow's .
Post by: Agneau on April 28, 2011, 04:35 PM
just close it, it's useless.