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Worms: Armageddon => General discussion => Topic started by: Uber on December 11, 2010, 10:10 AM
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Me and nino and komo was bored this morning. I made some CHuck Norris jokes regarding worms! ;D
post more here if u have!!
-Chuck Norris once was gonna play a bng vs Komo, Komo teled 2 the water.
-Chuck Norris once played elite vs Nino. Nino tried 2 skunk but the skunk kamikazed.
-Komo once roped vs Chuck Norris. He seeked comfort in the bng after that.
-Chuck Norris once took a look at a homing missile, Its now known as Patsys Magic Bullet
-Chuck Norris made Jesus plop.
-CHuck Norris once used prod, it took 345 damage.
-Chuck Norris can ropeknock in #partytime.
-Chuck Norris banned MonkeyIsland from TUS
-A guy once refused 2 host for Chuck Norris, so Chuck Norris punished him. THat guy is now known as Hostingbuddy.
XDDD
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Missed this (https://www.tus-wa.com/forums/worms-armageddon/chuck-norris-worms-fact/) Uber? :)
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Ye man i never saw that one! :p but its old! :) before i came back here! :p But i found none of these there anyways! :D
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good ones,but gotta love that last one xDDDDD
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last one is really funny :D
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Heh, I was gonna say about the MI one on Shoutbox earlier, dunno why I didn't tbh cuz it's funny xD
I wish Chuck Norris played WA lol.
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that hostingbuddy one is very good hahhahahaha
rly i feel like death because of this hangover but i lmao'ed to that, thanks a bunch Martin <3
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haha Markoo! <3
WEll i knew that u would like it, since u have humour! some guys here LACK it! xD
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I heard Chuck Norris once left Uber speechless! :o :P
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chuck norris play wxw with a hysteria scheme lol
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chuck norris beat zippo without hearing a single excuse
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chuck norris beat zippo without hearing a single excuse
fuking miss y boy
by the way, n1 ::)
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lda0iuH0xV1qbqt8go1_250.jpg)
I'am the light.
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Chuck Norris beat all Mablak's rope race times........and then realised he was playing Worms Reloaded!
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Lol nice one Cue xD
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Chuck norris can beat feche in intermediate with only 1 worm :o
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chuck norris said a joke, and darkone loled :D
i meant loled d1, edited : P
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Laughing? What's that? :o I liked mr. sock's post though
Chuck Norris finished his playoff games before the pairings were known.
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Chuck Norris played Mablak at TTRR, when the game loaded, Chucks Worms were already at the Finish xD
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chuck norris can speak hieroglyph :o
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(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8168/firmate.gif)
im gonna translate some of them xD...
chuck norris doesnt need ip to host , he doesnt even have internet conection...
chuck norris bat a worm and the worm come back to the map again (dead)
chuck norris obviously always win
chuck norris have never been noob
chuck norris doesnt use aqua sheep , the normal one keep his breath
chuck norris can put out a girder just jumping
chuck norris can cow , and no1 complain
chuck norris survives to armageddon and concrete donkey
chuck norris , bored , invented the health cr8s for us
chuck norris doesnt use sheep launcher , he tosses them by hand
chuck norris doesnt know about idioms , he talks with hits ... and the people understand him
chuck norris make all the maps destructible
chuck norris skip and even so he kill all ur worms
chuck norris knows who is Patsy
chuck norris doesnt know what "bl" means
chuck norris can use minigun from the rope
chuck norris decide when the SD comes
chuck norris can attack from the water , after and before of plop
chuck norris never says "OMG" , cos he is GOD
xDDD
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Lol guys, but really :D If Chuck Norris register on tus, he would have twice as much karma with ONLY 1 post, than all of TUS members at this moment.
Someone tried to plop Chuck Norris, but he simply teleported back to his hide.
EDIT : Chuck Norris once wanted to order a McDonald's menu in the Burger King. AND HE GOT.
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Chuck Norris beat all Mablak's rope race times........and then realised he was playing Worms Reloaded!
Chuck Norris knew that it was Worms Reloaded, he never misses something -.-
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ye, rather have :
Chuck Norris beat mablak's rope race times using intermediate scheme. xD
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Rofl.
Chuck Norris invented all of the colours, even the black. Except the pink. Tom Cruise invented the pink colour.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cow, he introduces new rules.
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When chuck norris was play ssr with cueshark, chucks sheep run all over the map bellow the water with the normal sheep and won.
lol.. whata crap.. but i tried xD
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lol good one at tom cruise. he is such a retard. Chuck Norris should roundhouse kick his head twice..