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Offline Uber

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Chuck Norris worms jokes! :D
« on: December 11, 2010, 10:10 AM »
Me and nino and komo was bored this morning. I made some CHuck Norris jokes regarding worms! ;D
post more here if u have!!

-Chuck Norris once was gonna  play a bng vs Komo, Komo teled 2 the water.

-Chuck Norris once played elite vs Nino. Nino tried 2 skunk but the skunk kamikazed.

-Komo once roped vs Chuck Norris. He seeked comfort in the bng after that.

-Chuck Norris once took a look at a homing missile, Its now known as Patsys Magic Bullet

-Chuck Norris made Jesus plop.

-CHuck Norris once used prod, it took 345 damage.

-Chuck Norris can ropeknock in #partytime.

-Chuck Norris banned MonkeyIsland from TUS

-A guy once refused 2 host for Chuck Norris, so Chuck Norris punished him. THat guy is now known as Hostingbuddy.


XDDD
« Last Edit: December 11, 2010, 10:23 AM by Uber »
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Offline MonkeyIsland

Re: Chuck Norris worms jokes! :D
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2010, 10:24 AM »
Missed this Uber? :)
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Re: Chuck Norris worms jokes! :D
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2010, 10:27 AM »
Ye man i never saw that one! :p but its old! :) before i came back here! :p But i found none of these there anyways! :D
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Offline Csongi

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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2010, 11:54 AM »
good ones,but gotta love that last one xDDDDD
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Offline nino

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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2010, 11:57 AM »
last one is really funny  :D
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Offline TheKomodo

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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2010, 11:59 AM »
Heh, I was gonna say about the MI one on Shoutbox earlier, dunno why I didn't tbh cuz it's funny xD

I wish Chuck Norris played WA lol.
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Offline Husk

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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2010, 01:01 PM »
that hostingbuddy one is very good hahhahahaha

rly i feel like death because of this hangover but i lmao'ed to that, thanks a bunch Martin <3
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Re: Chuck Norris worms jokes! :D
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2010, 01:43 PM »
haha Markoo! <3

 WEll i knew that u would like it, since u have humour! some guys here LACK it! xD

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Offline Rok

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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2010, 01:46 PM »
I heard Chuck Norris once left Uber speechless!  :o :P
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Offline Turko

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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2010, 01:53 PM »
chuck norris play wxw with a hysteria scheme lol
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Offline sock

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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2010, 02:15 PM »
chuck norris beat zippo without hearing a single excuse
« Last Edit: December 11, 2010, 02:21 PM by oldsock »
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Offline beer

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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2010, 03:20 PM »
Quote from: oldsock on December 11, 2010, 02:15 PM
chuck norris beat zippo without hearing a single excuse


fuking miss y boy

by the way, n1 ::)
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Offline Devilage

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« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2010, 10:14 PM »


I'am the light.
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Offline Cueshark

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« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2010, 10:56 PM »
Chuck Norris beat all Mablak's rope race times........and then realised he was playing Worms Reloaded!
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Offline TheKomodo

Re: Chuck Norris worms jokes! :D
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2010, 11:35 PM »
Lol nice one Cue xD
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