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Game #213222, Viewed 737 Time(s)

BnG! bo1 1v1
Group 2
October 03, 2016, 03:38 PM
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Gained 5 points
Loser

Lost 5 points

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Information Cup name: : #893: BnG!
Cup scheme(s):
BnG
#992 Bazooka and Grenade

Game Result: 1:0
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Game Chat(s)
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] ofc
[Sensei`hcp] hf
[Sensei`hcp] hm, n start
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] t xD
[NBRthewalrus] i like yours better
[NBRthewalrus] no wind start
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] haha
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] fak
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] nicrrr
NBRthewalrus..Sensei`hcp: eyyy
Sensei`hcp..NBRthewalrus: look this nice plop spot
NBRthewalrus..Sensei`hcp: id like to see the plop now
Sensei`hcp..NBRthewalrus: ahahahahahha same time
NBRthewalrus..Sensei`hcp: holy shity
NBRthewalrus..Sensei`hcp: dude u just did the psychic
NBRthewalrus..Sensei`hcp: or i did
NBRthewalrus..Sensei`hcp: dunno which
Sensei`hcp..NBRthewalrus: yeah, this was mighty af!
NBRthewalrus..Sensei`hcp: had the same shit on my mind too'
NBRthewalrus..Sensei`hcp: man i dont know about you, but that jkust made me hard
NBRthewalrus..Sensei`hcp: im almost fully erect
Sensei`hcp..NBRthewalrus: BONER ALERT
NBRthewalrus..Sensei`hcp: i feel like the fresco on the sistine chapel where davids finger is reaching out toward god
Sensei`hcp..NBRthewalrus: HAHAHAHA
NBRthewalrus..Sensei`hcp: onlt it is our dicks touching
NBRthewalrus..Sensei`hcp: instead of the finger
[Sensei`hcp] if i don't find bng mojo next few mins.. gonna snap
[NBRthewalrus] sensei has the fury
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] i play with luck
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] no skilz
[Sensei`hcp] i play with kb mostly
[NBRthewalrus] lol
[Vicenzo`hcp] :O
[NBRthewalrus] ive just been sitting here punishing my meat puppet to some lisa ann
[Sensei`hcp] meat puppet. lol
[Vicenzo`hcp] hhahahah
[Sensei`hcp] lol, that fall
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] f@#! you
[Sensei`hcp] hahahhaah
[NBRthewalrus] ns
[Sensei`hcp] like that worm lost appettite for living
[NBRthewalrus] speaking of porn
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] hahah
[NBRthewalrus] the other day i missed a turn because of whacking it in a wxw
[NBRthewalrus] and the random i was playing with totally called it
[`Pn`Damian] sorry guys I am going
[`Pn`Damian] good luck both of you
[NBRthewalrus] he said u americans watch too much porn
[NBRthewalrus] he said i know you are whacking off
[NBRthewalrus] i felt like he had a window into my soul
[NBRthewalrus] or was at least looking in my window
[Sensei`hcp] hahahaha
[NBRthewalrus] from the outside
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] what is whavcking?
[NBRthewalrus] i dont know which is creepier
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] is it like wanking?
[NBRthewalrus] you know
[Sensei`hcp] whacking is spanking your monkey
[NBRthewalrus] wanking ya
[Sensei`hcp] lg zook dude
[Sensei`hcp] eh
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] :D
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] why
[NBRthewalrus] get down
[Sensei`hcp] DOWN I SAID
[Sensei`hcp] lol
[NBRthewalrus] because u hide on the edge of the tree
[NBRthewalrus] thats why
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] o.O
[Sensei`hcp] f@#!, my lg nades are awful nowadays haha
[Sensei`hcp] gs!
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] thanks
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] it was luck tho
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] nooo
[NBRthewalrus] pro hide
[NBRthewalrus] pro wind
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] ns~
[NBRthewalrus] pro shot
[Sensei`hcp] 3 saints
[Sensei`hcp] of bng
[Sensei`hcp] ty
[NBRthewalrus] oh wow
[NBRthewalrus] LET IT RAIN
[Sensei`hcp] RAINNN
[NBRthewalrus] i hope you are a true believer
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] i am bored
[NBRthewalrus] that was the hand of jesus
[NBRthewalrus] that got u frizz
[NBRthewalrus] man this bng has only been 14 mins
[Sensei`hcp] ok 8 sec
[NBRthewalrus] how can u be bored
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] i dont like bng
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] damian forced me to join this cup
[NBRthewalrus] ive seen you host it, many times
[NBRthewalrus] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[NBRthewalrus] hes been forcing you to host bng games as well
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] no
[NBRthewalrus] if you are this easy
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] i p[layed bng
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] because
[NBRthewalrus] im gonna force some oral sex
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] my laptop screen was broken and it had black spots
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] im not gay anywas
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] :D
[Vicenzo`hcp] im gay
[NBRthewalrus] you dont have to be gay to suck my cock
[Vicenzo`hcp] hahahahahah
[NBRthewalrus] ill let you stay straight
[NBRthewalrus] and do it
[Sensei`hcp] my friend wanted to buy a surfboard
[Sensei`hcp] other friend asked him
[Sensei`hcp] Would you suck a cock for that board?
[Sensei`hcp] he replied: no!
[Sensei`hcp] -- than you don't need it.
[NBRthewalrus] lol
[NBRthewalrus] the moral of this story is
[Sensei`hcp] point of the story: you don't need anything in life, if you're not willing to suck some cocks
[Sensei`hcp] to get it
[NBRthewalrus] blowjobs are an acceptable source of payment at the surfboard shop
[NBRthewalrus] i like the way they do business
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] that guy who needed the board was not gay
[Vicenzo`hcp] everyone is gay
[NBRthewalrus] ns
[Sensei`hcp] if you're guy, and need a surfboard.. it's a win-win situation
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] thanks
[Sensei`hcp] gay?
[Sensei`hcp] gay*
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] :D
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] gg
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] just kill me
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] xD
[Sensei`hcp] ok
[Vicenzo`hcp] lol
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] watch this
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] lol
[Vicenzo`hcp] uuuuuu
[Sensei`hcp] vnt :)
[NBRthewalrus] Lolol
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] thanks
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] gg
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] I BET
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] ;o
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] now gg
[NBRthewalrus] no wind
[Sensei`hcp] gg m8