[Godmax] Pusies and Gentlemonkeys, welcome to a new Max Schema era. Tobias, present or not, is in a fantastic condition and we will f@#!ing win nonstop in 2017 I can promise you that. Enjoy the Max Scheme air breathe it inhale it and let the f@#!ing shit begin! Victory smells like:
[Godmax] dogpiss
[Godmax] f@#! it
[Godmax] f@#! IT
[Slayer] have fun man
[Slayer] don't take too close to heart
[Godmax] jehaaaa
[Godmax] up you go
[Godmax] I get very angry in cup games
[Godmax] cant help it
[Godmax] ALIVE
[Godmax] nope
[Godmax] NO
[Godmax] shit
[Slayer] 1 player goes to next round?
[Godmax] well probably
[Godmax] no idea
[Godmax] I have been shitting today already
[Godmax] alive
[Godmax] YES
[Godmax] NO
[Godmax] f@#!
[Godmax] YES
[Godmax] f@#!
[Godmax] NO
[Slayer] i tried to shit at morning
[Slayer] but failed
[Godmax] ah well i am sorry :D
[Godmax] YES
[Slayer] good
[Godmax] wild
[Godmax] but how did you get gold in worm olympics
[Godmax] you beat hurz?
[Godmax] hurz is a bowgod
[Godmax] a bowanimal
[Godmax] ALIVE
[Godmax] NO
[Godmax] YES
[Slayer] yes I beat Hurz twice in finals of different years
[Slayer] luck was with me though
[Godmax] oh f@#! it
[Godmax] i understand
[Godmax] NO
[Slayer] he beat me as well few times
[Godmax] i understand
[Godmax] jehaaa
[Godmax] ah f@#! it
[Godmax] but I like it more this way
[Godmax] just try the shit every few month and pray and work hard
[Godmax] i dont want to practise the shit for weeks
[Godmax] its too boring ^^
[Godmax] ALIVE
[Godmax] ALKIVE
[Godmax] HEY
[Slayer] )
[Godmax] FUZCK OFF
[Godmax] oh f@#! off
[Godmax] f@#! off
[Godmax] againb
[Godmax] wild
[Godmax] the wind is BULLSHIT
[Godmax] and I am too slow by far
[Godmax] a desaster
[Godmax] ALIVE
[Godmax] barely alive well
[Godmax] f@#!ed
[Godmax] f@#!ed
[Godmax] come on miss
[Godmax] miss
[Godmax] YES
[Godmax] again
[Godmax] again
[Godmax] YES
[Slayer] oh
[Godmax] oh f@#! it
[Godmax] YES
[Godmax] yes
[Godmax] yes
[Godmax] YES
[Slayer] f@#!ing wind
[Godmax] thank god
[Godmax] yes
[Godmax] oh f@#! it
[Godmax] NO
[Godmax] oh man
[Godmax] puhh
[Godmax] nice
[Godmax] f@#! it
[Godmax] oh man
[Godmax] all down
[Godmax] oh nman
[Godmax] puhhh
[Godmax] man
[Godmax] there was a lag
[Godmax] at my first jump
[Godmax] almost drowned
[Godmax] wtf is this
[Godmax] a lag here means DEATH
[Godmax] wtf
[Godmax] man wtf
[Godmax] what a noobdefeat again I hate my f@#!ing ass
[Godmax] I have to KILL
[Godmax] KILL
[Godmax] nonstop
[Godmax] shit kerry alive
[Godmax] YES
[Godmax] YES
[Slayer] gg
[Godmax] wind to the right and I would've got it yes
[Godmax] now I am f@#!ed
[Godmax] probably
[Slayer] oh man
[Godmax] doesnt matter
[Slayer] sorry
[Godmax] i hate cups
[Godmax] i hate this shit
[Godmax] i cant play under pressure in noname schemes during cups
[Godmax] its impossible
[Godmax] f@#! off
[Godmax] vbg
[Godmax] again fast
[Slayer] bo3
[Godmax] I want to end it

[Slayer] ))
[Godmax] hehe
[Godmax] f@#! this shit
[Godmax] holy moly
[Godmax] puhhh
[Slayer] why?
[Godmax] i dont understand this scheme, where the f@#! is teleport
[Godmax] at least 1-3 times
[Godmax] doesnt make sense
[Godmax] it was decided 10 min ago
[Godmax] doesnt make sense to keep playing....
[Godmax] but thats the cups
[Godmax] it is what it is
[Godmax] shouldnt sign up
[Slayer] teleport is cheating here
[Slayer] such a scheme
[Godmax] having all worms up is cheating
[Slayer] thats why bo3
[Slayer] you had top worms previos game
[Godmax] thats debatable ^^
[Godmax] its 0:1 already
[Godmax] and its over now
[Godmax] i dont deem that fair or good or wonderful
[Godmax] there should be 1-3 teleports for each
[Godmax] then there could be a battle on top in the end if necessary
[Slayer] usually bna hasn't sudden death and water rising
[Slayer] it's Hurz' know-how here
[Slayer] or SD after 1 day comes)
[Godmax] well its shit but anyway going down is fast and easy
[Godmax] its still a HUGE advantage
[Godmax] pfff
[Slayer] climbing is more easy for me than goind down trough mines
[Godmax] is it
[Godmax] well chute navigating is fast and easy
[Godmax] i dont see a prob
[Godmax] certain kill
[Godmax] from the top
[Godmax] easy certain kills
[Godmax] all the time
[Godmax] another 0:2 as if I am total supernoob :D its unacceptable it just is unacceptable
[Godmax] f@#!ing cups
[Godmax] I mean I am a noob if I f@#! UP
[Godmax] but still
[Slayer] i can't call you noob in bna. you just have no practice
[Godmax] I have no practise in all the cups I sign up in but the enemy sometimes doesnt make ANY mistakes thats bullshit
[Godmax] or I f@#! up big time in crucial moments
[Godmax] that means defeat nonstop
[Godmax] we need more people to sign up who never play the schemes
[Godmax] its like basketball players play the football world cup
[Godmax] f@#!
[Slayer] i never reach finals in cups where I supposed to did it
[Godmax] come down
[Godmax] and kill all your worms
[Godmax] now
[Godmax] what cups you mean? shittingcups? you would win gold
[Godmax] and I dont need gold at all not even bronze ^^
[Godmax] but the f@#!ing group stage
[Slayer] i mean boom race, grenade wars
[Godmax] i understand
[Godmax] now come down and fly in a mine
[Godmax] oh my god
[Godmax] doesnt get easier does it
[Godmax] f@#!ING SHIT
[Godmax] going down slowly
[Godmax] relaxed
[Godmax] beautiful
[Slayer] you are self-programming yourself on depression
[Godmax] I sure am
[Godmax] 1:3 and 0:3 in the last 2 days in this shit cup made it all happen
[Godmax] but I dont even get in the matches it starts with a f@#! up or sth and i am done for the whole match cant regenerate
[Godmax] its BULLSHIT
[Slayer] gj
[Godmax] yeah have fun
[Slayer] )
[Slayer] forgot lg
[Godmax] good
[Godmax] doesnt make sense its unwinnable
[Godmax] what am I doing :(
[Godmax] wasting my time
[Godmax] nonstop
[Slayer] you still have chance
[Slayer] im coming down and losing my worms
[Godmax] there is no mine
[Godmax] its super EASY
[Godmax] nothing is easier
[Godmax] what a shit scheme
[Godmax] 1 teleport up
[Godmax] and it would change things....
[Godmax] vbg game once again could've won and again f@#!ed up :)
[Godmax] bye
[Slayer] gg