[lemurr] hfun
[derp] GL HF
[orbik] there just were more dots than I remembered
[derp] GL HF
[derp] stop counting dots then dammit
[derp] excuse me for a second
[derp] somebody's spamming me on steam
[orbik] No-one spams me on Steam, you know why?
[derp] you don't have steam
[orbik] I'm not online
[derp] Or you don't have friends
[orbik] true
[lemurr] xD
[derp] sad truth
[orbik] it's not that sad
[lemurr] its not even sad
[lemurr] oh
[derp] oh
[derp] oh
[orbik] human shield!
[orbik] worm*
[derp] it's a worm
[derp] ye
[derp] f@#! off :P
[orbik] not bad, but uzi was available
[derp] I do know
[derp] it is part of my plan
[derp] okay plan abandoned
[derp] plan b failed
[orbik] uzi is overrated
[derp] oh yes
[lemurr] :D
[derp] I know I lost this one
[derp] oh wait
[derp] I get handgun first
orbik [I believe in miracles]
[derp] f@#!
[orbik] that seemed like a miracel
derp [I don't]
[orbik] l<->e
[derp] well played

[derp] GL HF
[lemurr] hf
[derp] Hey guys who's going out of the cup with a single win?
[derp] THIS GUY
[derp] :p
[orbik] killed him softly
[derp] WITHOUT*
[lemurr] you care so much
[derp] no :P
[orbik] hey' it's still loads better than the guy who forfeited without a single match
[derp] I consider myself tus comic relief actually :D
[derp] as you can see :P
[orbik] humanitarian relief guy
[derp] NICE
[orbik] ns :o
[derp] what even
[orbik] mortars are not fair
[derp] hehehehehe
[lemurr] :D
[derp] bl
[orbik] and they don't operate on a "first come, first serverd" basis
[derp] I don't even know how mortars operate
[derp] in this scheme
[derp] if you're lucky one of the rebounds hits something
[derp] wow ok wind
[derp] be like that
[orbik] mortar's main explosion destroys land but causes no knock effect
[orbik] or damage
[derp] because this is a no damage scheme :P
[derp] nice
[lemurr] unlucky
[orbik] owww
[derp] I challenge ANYBODY to pull something like this off :P
[derp] but seriously, this is amazing stuff :P
[orbik] what's the prize?
[derp] in a practice game v myself I somehow got 5 worms with a bat
[derp] here I do this :P
[derp] well won again :D

[lemurr] hfhf
[derp] GL HF
[derp] OH BTW
[derp] prize for repeating my sheep move
[derp] you get....
[derp] drumroll please
[derp] NOTHING
[orbik] That's all I ever wanted!
[derp] Good
[derp] Now just repeat the move, of course
[derp] And you get nothing
[orbik] I'll try my best
[derp] YES
[derp] FINALLY A PLAN WORKS
[lemurr] nicey
[orbik] n1
[derp] THIS IS A MIRACLE DAY
[derp] t
[derp] Now
[orbik] and it was the mortar, your mortal enemy
[derp] I wish you luck for the rest of the game
[derp] my MORTAR enemy?
[derp] and by luck, I didn't say good or bad
[lemurr] ops
[derp] (shamelessly stolen from orbik)
[orbik] well stolen
[derp] whops
[orbik] ind
[derp] eh good enough
[derp] I swear
[derp] sometimes it looks like I'm trying to accidentally hit myself
[derp] what
[orbik] I predict 4th round
[derp] I don't
[derp] Y U LOSE ON PURPOSE
[derp] STOP
[orbik] lemur, that jump wasn't very enthusiastic
[lemurr] true that
[derp] lemur dude
[orbik] :o
[derp] wait you're not dude
[orbik] dudette*
[derp] lemur woman
[derp] stop
[lemurr] lol
[derp] if I hit myself
[derp] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC
[derp] WHAT
[derp] f@#!
[derp] I won
[derp] shit
[lemurr] gg
[derp] gg

[derp] GL HF
[lemurr] hfhf
[derp] please stop losing on purpose
[derp] win on purpose now
[orbik] so close
[lemurr] im not losing, its 2:1 :)
[derp] you lost that round on purpose I swear on the tree outside's 285th leaf
[lemurr] :D
[orbik] wow, bl
[derp] nice fail, bl
[derp] welp
[lemurr] ouchy
[orbik] :d
[derp] but seriously now
[derp] I love this scheme only because of the fails
[orbik] quality shot btw
[derp] ey original mortarshell actually sunk something, what
[orbik] it was noteworthy yes
[derp] nah
[derp] it was luck
[derp] I'm not-worthy
[derp] NOW THIS
[orbik] quite brutal
[derp] THIS IS NOTEWORTHY
[lemurr] :)
[orbik] aw
[derp] f@#!
[lemurr] oioi
[orbik] btw...
[orbik] you can activate LG in chute
[orbik] just in case
[derp] eh was too late
[derp] I started writing f@#! as soon as I saw I'd miss that dot
[orbik] :D
[derp] would be too boring to fly all the way
[orbik] uu
[derp] nice win!
[derp] see ya around
[orbik] cya
[derp] wait actualyl