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Offline Peja

od`s weekly principia discordia reading
« on: July 26, 2011, 12:49 PM »
heya, once per week will quote some stuff from our bible, feel free to njoy and discuss

we will start with:

= ZARATHUD'S ENLIGHTENMENT =

Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.

One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.

"Tell me, you dumb beast." demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?"

Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU".*

Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody could understand Chinese.

* "MU" is the Chinese ideogram for NO-THING


edit offtopic  ty for updating the od profile philie ;D
« Last Edit: July 26, 2011, 03:28 PM by Peja »

Offline Komito

Re: od`s weekly principia discordia reading
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2011, 01:05 PM »
heya, once per week will quote some stuff from our bible, feel free to njoy and discuss

we will start with:

= ZARATHUD'S ENLIGHTENMENT =

Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.

One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.

"Tell me, you dumb beast." demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?"

Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU".*

Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody could understand Chinese.

* "MU" is the Chinese ideogram for NO-THING

I thought you were talking about Cows or something haha xD

Offline philie

Re: od`s weekly principia discordia reading
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2011, 01:57 PM »
he is talking about cows or something..

Offline avirex

Re: od`s weekly principia discordia reading
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2011, 02:48 PM »
he is talking about cows or something..

Offline Peja

Re: od`s weekly principia discordia reading
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2011, 10:15 AM »
wee od finnaly got new members tme reactivate us: to celebrate this event lets paly a game:

A GAME
by Ala Hera, E.L., N.S.; RAYVILLE APPLE PANTHERS

SINK is played by and people of much ilk.

PURPOSE: To sink object or an object or a thing... in water or mud or anything you; can sink something in.

RULES: Sinking is allowd in any manner. To date, ten pound chunks of mud were used to sink a tobacco can. It is preferable to have a pit of water or a hole to drop things in. But rivers - bays - gulfs - I dare say even oceans can be used.

TURNS are taken thusly: who somever gets the junk up and in the air first.

DUTY: It shall be the duty of all persons playing "SINK" to help find more objects to sink, once; one object is sunk.

UPON SINKING: The sinked shall yell "I sank it!" or something equally as thoughtful.

NAMING OF OBJECTS is some times desirable. The object is named by the finder of such object and whoever sinks it can say for instance, "I sunk Columbus, Ohio!"

Offline philie

Re: od`s weekly principia discordia reading
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2011, 09:16 PM »
gj peja for the "weekly" principia reading  :D
i had some other plans for todays afternoon, but your post made me create a w:a adaption of this old game:
https://www.tus-wa.com/schemes/scheme-632/

map for it:
http://www.wmdb.org/19329

hail eris

Offline philie

Re: od`s weekly principia discordia reading
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2014, 11:59 PM »
weekly?

anyway, as od is 3 years old now ( :o) i felt like posting an excerpt from our bible:



           THE HONEST BOOK OF TRUTH
         being a BIBLE of The Erisian Movement

          and How it was Revealed to
     Episkopos LORD OMAR KHAYYAM RAVENHURST, KSC; Bull Goose
   of Limbo; and Master Pastor of the Church Invisible of
   the Laughing Christ, Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus,
        Laughing Buddha Jesus [LBJ] Ranch


          From the Honest Book of Truth
       THE BOOK OF EXPLANATIONS, Chapter 1

1. There came one day to Lord Omar, Bull Goose of Limbo, a Messenger
of Our Lady who told him of a Sacred Mound wherein was buried an
Honest Book.

2. And the Angel of Eris bade of the Lord: Go ye hence and dig the
Truth, that ye may come to know it and, knowing it, spread it and,
spreading it, wallow in it and, wallowing in it, lie in it and ,lying
in the Truth, become a Poet of the Word and a Sayer of Sayings -- an
Inspiration to all men and a Scribe to the Gods.

3. So Omar went forth to the Sacred Mound, which was to the East of
Mullah, and thereupon he worked digging in the sand for five days and
five nights, but found no book.

4. At the end of five days and five nights of digging, it came to pass
that Omar was exhausted. So he put his shovel to one side and bedded
himself down on the sand, using as a pillow a Golden Chest he had
uncovered on the first day of his labors.

5. Omar slept.

6. On the fifth day of his sleeping, Lord Omar fell into a Trance, and
there came to him in the Trance a Dream, and there came to him in the
Dream a Messenger of Our Lady who told him of a Sacred Grove wherein
was hidden a Golden Chest.

7. And the Angel of Eris bade of the Lord: Go ye hence and lift the
Stash, that ye may come to own it and, owning it, share it and,
sharing it, love in it and, loving in it, dwell in it and, dwelling in
the Stash, become a Poet of the Word and a Sayer of Sayings - an
Inspiration to all men and a Scribe to the Gods.

8. But Omar lamented, saying unto the Angel: What is this shit,man?
What care I for the Word and Sayings? What care I for the Inspiration
of all men? Wherein does it profit a man to be a Scribe to the Gods
when the Scribes of the Governments do nothing, yet are paid better
wages?

9. And, lo, the Angel waxed in anger and Omar was stricken to the Ground
by an Invisible Hand and did not arise for five days and five nights.

10. And it came to pass that on the fifth night he dreampt, and in his
Dream he had a Vision, and in this Vision there came unto him a
Messenger of Our Lady who entrusted to him a Rigoletto cigar box
containing many filing cards, some of them in packs with rubber bands
around, and upon these cards were sometimes written verses, while upon
others nothing was written.

11. Thereupon the Angel Commanded to Lord: Take ye this Honest Book of
Truth to thine bosom and cherish it. Carry it forth into The Land and
Lay it before Kings of Nations and Collectors of Garbage. Preach from
it unto the Righteous, that they may renounce their ways and repent.



ok, after that is done, we can get back to our birthday party