[MrTPenguin] gl und hf
[Godmax] Pussies and Gentlemonkeys, welcome to a new Max Schema era. Tobias, present or not, is in a fantastic condition and we will f@#!ing win nonstop in 2017 I can promise you that. Enjoy the Max Scheme air breathe it inhale it and let the f@#!ing shit begin! Victory smells like:
[Godmax] titmilk
[MrTPenguin] I regard this as a lighthearted scheme
[Godmax] meaning
[MrTPenguin] fun n games
[Godmax] well
[Godmax] anything else in worms can lick my fatty
[Godmax] crateluck is a part of most good schemes
[Godmax] has to be
[Godmax] wild
[MrTPenguin] I'm a great believer in 5 x 30 = 150 ;-)
[Godmax] f@#!
[Godmax] well i understand
[Godmax] no way you're getting up agaun
[Godmax] no chance
[Godmax] too fat
[MrTPenguin] lol
[Godmax] oh oh
[Godmax] ah f@#! it
[Godmax] dont use that grenade
[Godmax] ASSHOLE
[MrTPenguin] btw, I have a message for you
[MrTPenguin] from the 90s
[Godmax] really
[MrTPenguin] Max don't have sex with your ex !
[Godmax] ah ok good
[Godmax] richuk played with us hangman earlier today
[Godmax] the sentence he was looking for was
[Godmax] RichUK is n@#!!!
[MrTPenguin] hangman?
[MrTPenguin] NI__E_
[MrTPenguin] the rapper who sung that song was a N____R ;-)
[Godmax] yeah that
[Godmax] how is the weather in the uk uncle penguin
[Godmax] wimbledon was a delight, as always
[Godmax] thx for hosting ^^
[Godmax] man f@#! off
[Godmax] ASSSSHOLE
[MrTPenguin] wie ist die Wetter?
[Godmax] das
[MrTPenguin] classic easy question!
[Godmax] but its shit here
[Godmax] easy?
[Godmax] you did it wrong ^^
[MrTPenguin] lol I mean easy in a foreign lang
[MrTPenguin] wrong??
[Godmax] DAS not DIE wetter
[Godmax] thats all
[Godmax] so how is the weather over there
[Godmax] here its f@#!ing worm but rainy and wet
[Godmax] WARM not worm ^^
[MrTPenguin] similar here, some hot days, also humid somedays
[MrTPenguin] rain 2day
[Godmax] i understand
[MrTPenguin] btw, I've been thinking of learning German for years
[MrTPenguin] tell me straight, Max, in the 21st century, is it worth it?
[Godmax] and why
[Godmax] well i dont think it is ^^
[Godmax] neither is russian chinese or african
[MrTPenguin] I suppose it has cultural value
[Godmax] 109
[Godmax] wild
[Godmax] the only foreign words you'll ever need are the dirty ones
[Godmax] f@#!ed
[MrTPenguin] gefickt?
[Godmax] pig
[MrTPenguin] schweinhund
[Godmax] schweinehund usually
[Godmax] drinking coffee RIGHT NOW
[Godmax] pyk is f@#!ed
[Godmax] good
[Godmax] you watching wimbledon colleague uk penguin
[Godmax] murray got f@#!ed ofc
[MrTPenguin] I saw some
[MrTPenguin] saw poor old Cilic cryin'
[Godmax] hehe yes
[MrTPenguin] and the Sergio Ramos woman who beat Venus W
[Godmax] that i didnt
[Godmax] sergio ramos is an asshole
[MrTPenguin] I mean she resembles him
[MrTPenguin] at the end of the day, a British man has won Wimbledon and that's enough :-)
[MrTPenguin] twice
[Godmax] well thats not the case
[Godmax] i mean she is spanish right
[Godmax] wild
[MrTPenguin] ^^
[MrTPenguin] ooh
[Godmax] my mistake or doesnt that work
[Godmax] man i have to know this scheme before the tournament f@#! this shit
[Godmax] you cant go up through the map, right?
[Godmax] only out to the left or right
[Godmax] THEN up or down
[Godmax] right?
[MrTPenguin] you can send weapons anywhere
[MrTPenguin] but not worms onto the roof
[Godmax] apparently not through roof
[Godmax] supersheep didnt work
[MrTPenguin] you mean the barrier??
[Godmax] yeah
[Godmax] supersheep didnt pass
[MrTPenguin] it's unbreakable
[Godmax] yeah well ok
[MrTPenguin] I assumed you wanted to get the sheep into the water
[Godmax] well no
[MrTPenguin] some of the "big names" of TUS are experts at t17
[MrTPenguin] they're the guys to learn off
[Godmax] f@#!ed
[Godmax] i dont want to learn bullshit tactics
[Godmax] just need to know the basics before anything can happen here
[Godmax] hehe
[Godmax] no no
[Godmax] wont work
[Godmax] wtf
[Godmax] ah wild
[MrTPenguin] like the Sistine chapel painters, we're going to the ceiling
[Godmax] ^^
[MrTPenguin] men and monkeys alike get more pleasure from the Max scheme than from t17
[Godmax] f@#!
[Godmax] i know
[Godmax] but i want to win the tournament on saturday
[Godmax] with colleague adnan
[Godmax] cant get in that tournament totally unknowing
[MrTPenguin] sg = gg
[Godmax] man f@#! this
[Godmax] i dont know
[MrTPenguin] no uzi or minigun either?
[Godmax] uzi wouldnt be enough
[MrTPenguin] I reckon so
[Godmax] man f@#! off
[Godmax] always losing in the end
[Godmax] with no hp at all
[Godmax] f@#! this scheme
[Godmax] fuc this shit scheme
[Godmax] what a joke
[MrTPenguin] 'fraid so
[Godmax] i gotta attack earlier
[Godmax] have to attack
[Godmax] doesnt work otherwise