[a] i'm almost sure you summon salty's inner demon by hosting shoppa
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> ye 0 mistakez
[NBRsaltyk9] i wish my spacebar would work
[a] its fine salty
[NBRsaltyk9] i just punched my kb
[NBRsaltyk9] taht should fix it
[a] the more you fall the less you report
[a] we all win
[NBRsaltyk9] i just want this expensive ass hardware to work
[a] BLASTOFF
[NBRsaltyk9] wooot
[NBRsaltyk9] i apoprove
[a] is it expensive?
[a] i still remember my old brandless chinese keyboard with no keylock
[a] it was amazing
[a] took me 2 years in learning how to rope again
[a] what the f@#!
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> dont pile
[dt`ShyGuy] more clanner after this?
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> ye
[a] depends
[dt`ShyGuy] is aerial a clanner scheme?
[a] i dont think salty likes aerial
[NBRsaltyk9] anything is a clanner scheme
[dt`ShyGuy] how about hysteria or t17
[dt`ShyGuy] or another ttrr
[NBRsaltyk9] im done after this
[dt`ShyGuy] wow
[NBRsaltyk9] this was a quick reminder that i dont like palying this game sober and during the day
[dt`ShyGuy] why
[NBRsaltyk9] because it makes me evaluate my life choices more
[NBRsaltyk9] and where ive gone wrong over the years
[dt`ShyGuy] you're a business owner
[a] is boom race a clanner scheme
[a] salty
[a] life always goes wrong
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> i think the problem is your lacking confidence maybe?
[a] until it goes right
[a] f@#! im a wise man
[NBRsaltyk9] at least if im high i can supress those bad feelings
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> you're*
[a] sorry shyguy i can't duplicate myself
[a] ok maybe i should stop sucking incase this is the last game
[a] this could be the last clanner ever played in TUS
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> i find it similar to rr but thats justme
[a] get of my lawn shyguy
[a] get off my lawn a
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> need to get saltys hp down
[dt-blitz-ZaR] ah gr8
[a] they stopped killing me because i am the cheese
[NBRsaltyk9] lol
[a] time to f@#! things up
[dt`ShyGuy] lol
[a] f@#! the crate
[NBRsaltyk9] the cheese stands alone
[a] time to bring in supa soldiers
[NBRsaltyk9] mnan i ate so much sushi today
[NBRsaltyk9] ns
[a] sushi?
[a] nice
[dt-blitz-ZaR] t
[a] not the shot, the sushi
[NBRsaltyk9] right
[dt-blitz-ZaR] nah the shot was better
[dt-blitz-ZaR] xD
[NBRsaltyk9] you didnt see this sushi
[NBRsaltyk9] i saw the shot
[dt-blitz-ZaR] i dont like sushi
[NBRsaltyk9] MORE FOR ME
[a] i dont like the shots
[a] easy as f@#! crate
[a] i wish i got these in my turns
[dt-blitz-ZaR] tbh never tried sushi but the smell of fish ew not for me
[a] so it'd look like i failed because of the crate and not because of me being an incompetent f@#!
[a] there's a whole city in chile that smells like fish
[NBRsaltyk9] i always find it funny people who say they dont like things they've never tried
[NBRsaltyk9] like you think all those people that rave about sushi are crazy?!
[a] he has the feeling he wouldnt like it i guess
[a] but its just a feelin
[a] but do you like poo?
[a] YOU HAVENT TASTED IT
[NBRsaltyk9] I DONT HEAR A BUNCH OF PEOPLE RAVING ABOUT POO, OR RESTAURANTS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD SERVING IT
[a] f@#!ING EXCUSES
[a] I DON'T HEAR PEOPLE ON THE STREETS SAYING "YOU KNOW WHAT I WONT EAT POO"
[NBRsaltyk9] DOGS LOVE IT
[a] yes.
[a] SO DO BABIES
[NBRsaltyk9] so do two girls 1 cup
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> g1
[a] THAT MEANS NOT LIKING POO IS MERELY A CAPITALISM-INDUCED WAY OF THINKING
[a] that was a nice drop
[a] what can i say
[NBRsaltyk9] glad i piled him
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> affffffffff
[a] im a god
[NBRsaltyk9] a godly god
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> doubt it
[NBRsaltyk9] not just your regular run of the mill god
[NBRsaltyk9] wtf is this cr87
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> u had a hard cr8
[NBRsaltyk9] c@#! sucker
[NBRsaltyk9] dont give me those bullshit cr8s anymore
[NBRsaltyk9] i want a challenge
[a] i want icecream
[a] but a man can only dream
[a] YES
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> dont pile i guess
[NBRsaltyk9] p0p
[a] i remember at these hours
[a] 12 years ago
[a] i'd play forts non stop
[a] forts all day
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> the maps a bit bad sorry for that
[a] where are the forts now
[a] nowhere
[a] all we have is mole shopper
[NBRsaltyk9] rubbermole
[NBRsaltyk9] with richuk
[NBRsaltyk9] richuk asked if he could crash at my house next week
[a] did you tell him you forgot your address
[a] ?
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> sure
[NBRsaltyk9] told him i was homeless
[NBRsaltyk9] i play worms from a laptop in starbucks
[a] lol
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> i remember u doin well in ttrr challenges anyway :D
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> on AZ01 maps
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> 40s hmm i fink
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> where as i could only 45
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> 5 freekin seconds
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> g1
<<dt-blitz-ZaR>> ye
[a] we're gonna get trashed now salty
[a] but thats good because
[a] we dont hvae to report
[dt-blitz-ZaR] gg
[dt`ShyGuy] gg
[a] gg
[dt`ShyGuy] tie break winner takeall?
[dt`ShyGuy] shoppa?
[a] a
[a] e
[a] r
[a] i
[a] a
[a] l