#metoo
Yes, I have been a victim of smite too. Havnt told this to anyone yet, but here it comes: my story.
I went out with the other girls one friday night to have a drink or two. I went up to the bar to get us some strawberry daiquiries and there was this guy who started talking to me.I thought  he looked kinda handsome, but in a special way u know, and he was actually very nice. Before i went back to the girls he asked me if he could get my phone number or something so we could maybe catch up later on, and I thought hell why not. So I gave him a link to my TUS account. I happened to get really drunk and I went to the toilet and checked my TUS. And there I saw it. 5 Smites from this guy and his friends. I blacked out and woke up 20 hours later with my hair tangled in puke and makeup all over my face.
Thanks for reading

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Hello everyone!
I'll use this thread to schedule and announce serious funner matches between the well established intermediate rapists around wormnet as a warm-up for CWT.

I can stream myself, but my screen is small, so it's not as fun to watch i guess. Can't view the whole map, only a portion of it. (If anyone knows a workaround for this pls tell me).

So are there any streamers around who wants to?
Taner and I will be commentating.

More info to come, peace

I want to start a clan with the acronym CR or GOR.
Can someone delete one of these old useless clans so I can have mine?

thanks in advance

lol nade @ 17:08

So after posting in a thread on how to use maths to describe the trajectory of a zooka/nade from factors like wind strength, gravity, fire angle and so on, I tried to obtain some values for some of these factors so I could use the formulas to calculate in-game stuff.
After a few game experiments i had some values for the forces gravity and wind. These values are based on calling the maximum shooting power "100". So the power value ranges from 0 (a single tap) to 100 (holding space all the way until it fires).
Anyways, I implemented the formulas in javascript to make what i call The TI-BnG-82.
This is a calculator that calculates the distance a zook/nade travels. There are 4 parameters working here:

Power: already explained.
Angle: From 0 degrees to 180 degrees. 0 degrees is shooting flat to the right. 90 degrees is straight up. More than 90 degrees is aiming towards left.
Wind: Positive wind strength values mean to the right. Negative wind means to the left. (red or blue wind)
Δ Altitude: This is the difference in altitude. 0 means that the TI-BnG-82 will calculate how far the zook travels to reach back to the same altitude as your worm. Negative values means below your worm, positive values means above.
Low Gravity: Speaks for itself.

A positive distance output means that the zook will go to the right side of the worm, whereas a negative distance means to the left.
You can also swap left with right in respect to what i said to calculate in the opposite direction.
There is also an output of time that tells how long it takes for the projectile to travel the distance.
Here it is:
https://wormstuff.000webhostapp.com/
There's also a little drawing explaining the different parameters.

Edit: changed the description.

Try it out guys! FaD: i think you should host a cup with this

"f@#!ing noob"

IT IS AN HONOR TO INFORM YOU THAT TONIGHT AT 20:00 GMT THE MIGHTY TANER WILL MEET GODMAX IN AN EPIC BATTLE
THIS WILL BE A BANANA SHOW YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN
TWO OF THE GREATEST SHITTALKERS ON WORMNET WILL SLING THEIR DICKS ON THE COUNTER - WHO HAS THE BIGGER ONE? ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
THE GAME WILL BE STREAMED BY ARTEC THE FOX SO BETTER BE THERE FRIENDS
https://www.twitch.tv/pecet_full