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THATS WHY NOBODY f@#!S WITH MIGHTY TANER YOU SONS OF ASSHOLES

Winter officially starts now, so does the first ever TUS Snowpissing Open Challenge.

As the name suggests, you have to piss. On some snow. What can be a measure of quality of this act? Of course, its duration, its distance and even its loudness. The snow having its qualities too - they are depth and whiteness.

So, to win this challenge, you must get as much points as you can. There are two things to affect your score:

1) Style. Do it as long, as far and as loud as possible. Chosen snow piece should be as big, clean and deep as possible.

Of course, you can add some wild elements, like the following: do it as far away from your location as possible, do it as late as possible (midnight is good for that), do it while you are upside down or standing on a 50 meter tall power line tower, while running from the police or riding backside of a bullet train holding your dong with one hand and your camera with the other - everything you can imagine and do will work for your points stock.

2) Evidence. Not much point in doing all aforementioned gests without compelling evidence. Use photo, video, audio, geo-tagging, satellite navigation with route recording, spy sat photos, copies of police papers if you got caught - once again - every imaginable way to stiff your evidence goes.

So, lets sum this - your points are your style multiplied by the strength of your evidence.

Deadline is 28 February 2017, when the winter officially ends. To submit your record, just PM me. Amount of submissions from same person is not limited. Multiple attempts are good for score too. My own submission will be out of competition but will serve as an example and a reference - next report will be compared to it, third will be compared with both, and so on. Godmax will be my co-mod, all records will be discussed between us despite the fact this hairy anal dickpussy is the reason why there is no money prizes here xD

DISClAIMER: Of course you are doing all this shit on your own risk, bla bla bla, you now the drill.

Rules might be changed by the course of the challenge.

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Standings:

1) Godmax
2) ANO
3) Street
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Vinyl?

lol pepa was like a man on the Moon xDD

Heh, what distance should be between worm and mine?

Try it with LG next time.

And the top worm should be at top to get all bananas.

Nice killing spree, Marian))