You should've asked him before you started. By lighting up you agree with map, scheme, pick, etc etc.

We'll keep an eye on him.

Alright, I checked replays and deleted #18015.

Are you sure it's two different games? Because TaG players are different each time (sorry, can't watch replays on this comp). Some other mod can also take care of this.

Quote from: L4LoKUl2A on February 13, 2010, 01:50 AM
By the way, it would be nice if we can choose 2 buddies rather than 1 when we report clanners. Because we have Daina in charge for that task and she doesn't play every single clanner.

That's whole lotta coding for MI just because you are letting a woman to do the work instead of you!  

Why not? 

Nice pics, guys, but when I started this thread I meant the real jokes. You guys do go out occasionaly and hear some, do ya?     

MI, can you please move this to off-topic, I only now realized I posted in wrong section 

It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea.
He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and
told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.
One week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again.
"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

On a group of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later, on these absolutely abundant flourishing deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following had occurred:

1 Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman

The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "ménage-a-trois".

The 2 German men have a strict schedule of daily alternate visits with the German woman

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The 2 Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.

The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The 2 Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/Chinese restaurant/laundry and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.

The 2 American men committed suicide because the American woman kept on complaining about her body, her hair, the true nature of her feminism, and how she can do anything they can do, if she choose too, the necessity of have a fulfilling relationship, the equal division of the household chores, how standing next to a palm tree makes her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother has improved, why taxes are not fair, and at least it isn't raining.

The 2 Irish men divided the island into North and South and each set up a distillery. They do not care much about sex since it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey and they wake up each morning not sure what happened the night before. . . . . . But, they're both satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

Quote from: lacoste on February 12, 2010, 01:05 PM
http://www.sadistic.pl/jamajski-przewodnik-turystyczny-vt31237.htm  Jamaika conductor

hehe, the laughter of this guy... Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. 

Quote from: Murilo MB on February 11, 2010, 06:46 PM
I agree, a Portuguese, in moderation would be nice too.
...
I suggest to the MI, to open a topic in the forum, to discuss this matter.
Why, I started with just a suggestion.
But I realized that the subject is important.
...

If MI doesn't do it, you can, if you want (use Leagues General section).

This is now slightly offtopic for a complaint thread, so I'll close it down 

Quote from: Chicken23 on February 11, 2010, 03:50 AM
Thats never happened before in any league. We beat bor so its just the same as 4th beating 1st. Just cus you beat a higher seed, doesnt mean you get first pick over someone who finished higher in the season than you. Its your handicap for not finishing in a higher seed.

If i come 8th in next playoffs and beat 1st, i wouldnt expect to have picks the whole way through..

It never happened in any worms league, but it's like that in some basketball league, can't remember which one it is, though. Nevermind, it was merely an idea of mine.

Quote from: Random00 on February 11, 2010, 04:36 PM
Yea, same opinion here. For picking just the finishing position in the season should count.
If its not like this then the #2 of the regular season can never have the first pick in the final, which is kinda weird... Oo

You could take it as a reward for beating #1 seed, no? And if the usual (or say the most probable) thing happens, that is that #1 and #2 seed get in final, seed #2 will never pick first anyway.

This one's kinda old, but I guess not everybody knows it and I like it pretty much:


Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only screwed all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"

Quote from: lacoste on February 11, 2010, 10:28 AM
Everyone knows that this kind of reputation points can be raised or decreased by simple hot-headed random troll by clicking everyday applaud/smite.

I agree, it can be seen on zippo's karma, for example  But generaly, it shows pretty objective picture, I believe 

Game 17772 deleted, thx for cooperation.

I agree that having a portuguese & english speaking mod would be great, but:

Quote from: Murilo MB on February 10, 2010, 11:02 PM
I believe that the Zippo, ... would be good MODs
... who speak English well..-

oh my, nononono 

Quote from: Hakfinn on February 10, 2010, 02:14 PM

Quote from: Rok on February 09, 2010, 01:34 PM

Quote from: Hakfinn on February 08, 2010, 08:41 PM
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http://forum.team17.com/

can't find any one... i know this topic but can't see it can u send me official link? thanks.

I only wanted to say that team17 forum is the right place to ask. I don't know where exactly is the topic about it, if there's any.

Quote from: GodiTo on February 10, 2010, 11:48 AM
well,we played 3 games, but we agreed on BO3, anyway..... Moderators decide, not me.

Well, sorry, but each game counts on its own, so game 17695 (the one with 3 replays) is deleted too.
Now please both report the games you won.