I think I'm going to start this when we have 24 players. 4 spots left!
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#902
Leagues Games Comments / Game #101343, Reported by Statik
February 21, 2012, 07:14 PM
statik's best shot was zooking me for 44 damage
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#903
TUS Discussion / Re: Statik aliasing
February 21, 2012, 10:37 AMQuote from: Desetroyah on February 21, 2012, 10:32 AMSir-J is online fairly often ;0
I'm sorry Stat but seeing you both online at the same time ( first time I ever see Sir-J and havent seen u in months) only makes it look worse. :/
#904
TUS Discussion / Re: Statik aliasing
February 21, 2012, 10:28 AM
I myself am pretty sure Sir-J is not Statik. I know Statik good enough to trust what he says and to be able to recognize his roping style. Sir-J's roping style is different that Statik's.
Moreover, if Sir-J was Statik why would he want to join a clan he's already in?
Moreover, if Sir-J was Statik why would he want to join a clan he's already in?
#905
TUS Discussion / Re: Statik aliasing
February 21, 2012, 10:01 AM
I'd like Sir-J to post in this thread, maybe he could shed a little knowledge about all this?
#906
Leagues Games Comments / Game #101173, Reported by barman
February 19, 2012, 08:34 PM
This game proves how idiotic this scheme is. I just forced SD and kept teleporting my worm higher and higher until r3spect's worm ploped.
#907
Leagues Games Comments / Re: Game #101037, Reported by Kyho
February 19, 2012, 05:15 PM
Sbaffo, you are just making a fuss.
The only change Kyho made was adding infinite teleports to the scheme and you should be actually glad of it, because you were the one who used them more than 4 times.
The only change Kyho made was adding infinite teleports to the scheme and you should be actually glad of it, because you were the one who used them more than 4 times.
#908
Off Topic / Re: Last girl I f**ked...
February 19, 2012, 04:18 PM
nino: last girl i f@#!ed told me i was the mablak of sex, i wa slike wtf do u visit tus?
avirex: Last girl I f@#!ed said I was the kaleu of sex.. Cuz I cheated on her
Komito: Last girl I f@#!ed said I was the DarkOne of sex, cuz i'm the doctor of love
avirex: Last girl I f@#!ed said I was the komo of sex, because I hit her bn'g-spot'
nino: last girl I f@#!ed was the DT of sex, she couldnot stop talk i had to slap her face hard
avirex: Last girl I f@#!ed was the chelsea of sex, we made a pprno, and her name was chelsea
Komito: Last girl I f@#!ed said I was the Maciej of sex, cuz I wouldn't stop talking about my FingerRoll xD
nino: last girl I f@#!ed was the mayhem of sex, she appears 2 times in the year just for sex.
Peja: the last girl i f@#!ed said i was the shy guy of worms cause i was her slave
nino: last girl I f@#!ed was the phanton of sex, she wanted to f@#! 24/7
Komito: Last girl DoubleTime f@#!ed was the Camperz of sex, turned out to be a dude ahaha
Peja: last girl i f@#!ed called me barman cause our hot sex destroyed a cold fusion
barman: last girl I f@#!ed was like peja... when we were done she offered me membership in her community
Komito: Last girl I f@#!ed was like me, spent all night arguing...
avirex: last girl i f@#!ed was like HHC (HereHeComes) cuz her bf was pulling in the driveway from work! hauhauha
HHC: last girl i f'ed was like Husk, she came all over the room!
Cueshark: Last girl I f@#!ed was like Anubis....she needed "aids" in order to perform
HHC: Last girl I f@#!ed was like Agnos.. she hád aids
Rok: The first girl I f@#!ed was Cueshark of sex. She was being helpfull instead of kicking me.
avirex: Last girl I f@#!ed said I was the kaleu of sex.. Cuz I cheated on her
Komito: Last girl I f@#!ed said I was the DarkOne of sex, cuz i'm the doctor of love
avirex: Last girl I f@#!ed said I was the komo of sex, because I hit her bn'g-spot'
nino: last girl I f@#!ed was the DT of sex, she couldnot stop talk i had to slap her face hard
avirex: Last girl I f@#!ed was the chelsea of sex, we made a pprno, and her name was chelsea
Komito: Last girl I f@#!ed said I was the Maciej of sex, cuz I wouldn't stop talking about my FingerRoll xD
nino: last girl I f@#!ed was the mayhem of sex, she appears 2 times in the year just for sex.
Peja: the last girl i f@#!ed said i was the shy guy of worms cause i was her slave
nino: last girl I f@#!ed was the phanton of sex, she wanted to f@#! 24/7
Komito: Last girl DoubleTime f@#!ed was the Camperz of sex, turned out to be a dude ahaha
Peja: last girl i f@#!ed called me barman cause our hot sex destroyed a cold fusion
barman: last girl I f@#!ed was like peja... when we were done she offered me membership in her community
Komito: Last girl I f@#!ed was like me, spent all night arguing...
avirex: last girl i f@#!ed was like HHC (HereHeComes) cuz her bf was pulling in the driveway from work! hauhauha
HHC: last girl i f'ed was like Husk, she came all over the room!
Cueshark: Last girl I f@#!ed was like Anubis....she needed "aids" in order to perform
HHC: Last girl I f@#!ed was like Agnos.. she hád aids
Rok: The first girl I f@#!ed was Cueshark of sex. She was being helpfull instead of kicking me.
#909
Cups and Tournaments Comments / Re: Cup #320: w2roper
February 19, 2012, 03:06 PMQuote from: DENnis on February 19, 2012, 02:52 PMThere's no w2w rule.
Okay I'm in, although I'm bad at tight (cause big dick)
Oh, so no wall to wall rule if u don't want to get the crate b4 attack? (Or did u just forget the most important rule in the description?)
#910
Leagues Games Comments / Re: Game #101058, Reported by Husk
February 19, 2012, 10:16 AM
The scheme was perfectly fine. Look at the map, it contains a long piece of land which supported the mine from falling into water.
Besides of that, you can't demand rehost because of wrongly set waterdrop level because 1. it's not a scheme issue and 2. you can easily see it during the game.
Besides of that, you can't demand rehost because of wrongly set waterdrop level because 1. it's not a scheme issue and 2. you can easily see it during the game.
#911
Cups and Tournaments Games Comments / Re: Game #101084, Reported by Random00
February 19, 2012, 09:50 AM
Random does say "hf" at the beginning of the second game, but sometimes messages written very early don't get recorded in the game chat on tus. Same happens to my /anon gl hf sometimes because I'm so fast with it

#912
Leagues General / Re: 1v1/2v2/3v3?
February 18, 2012, 09:59 AM
I credit myself with the original idea of 2v2 singles, my worms league was the first one to have them implemented (TPL, which was working in early 2007).
The general idea is that there are different benefits and downsides for both players.
Let's say that the teammates have ratings of 1700 and 1100 points in a scheme they play for a 2v2. This averages out to 1400.
The higher ranked player will get more points for winning (because from his/her perspective, his/her rating is lowered by a whole 300 points for that game), but the downside is that he/she will have a lower chance of winning (considering that the lower ranked player is supposedly less skilled).
The situation is opposite for the another player. Less points to be won, but higher chance of winning.
The general idea is that there are different benefits and downsides for both players.
Let's say that the teammates have ratings of 1700 and 1100 points in a scheme they play for a 2v2. This averages out to 1400.
The higher ranked player will get more points for winning (because from his/her perspective, his/her rating is lowered by a whole 300 points for that game), but the downside is that he/she will have a lower chance of winning (considering that the lower ranked player is supposedly less skilled).
The situation is opposite for the another player. Less points to be won, but higher chance of winning.
#914
Cups and Tournaments Comments / Re: Cup #281: Elite Pwnage 3.0
February 16, 2012, 07:47 AMQuote from: barman on February 15, 2012, 06:49 PMPlans change! D:Quote from: darKz on February 15, 2012, 06:12 PMTomorrow sounds fine. I might be unavailable on Friday until about 20:00.
I'll be online tomorrow from 11am until about 2pm German/Polish time.. I can play friday too.
Just wanna point out that up till now it's been my fault that we didn't play those games yet. Just in case we don't get it done please proceed barman, he's shown more effort.
I'm leaving home for the whole day today. The earliest time I could be able to play is about 16:00-17:00; same for tomorrow. Sorry.
Any chance you could show up in the afternoon, darkz?
#915
Cups and Tournaments Comments / Re: Cup #281: Elite Pwnage 3.0
February 15, 2012, 06:49 PMQuote from: darKz on February 15, 2012, 06:12 PMTomorrow sounds fine. I might be unavailable on Friday until about 20:00.
I'll be online tomorrow from 11am until about 2pm German/Polish time.. I can play friday too.
Just wanna point out that up till now it's been my fault that we didn't play those games yet. Just in case we don't get it done please proceed barman, he's shown more effort.