those are not superweaps imo
you need to get really close to launch them, which doesn't happen too often late in the game, when the game is being decided.
I watched the first game, you played quite alright pizza, although at times you should have retreated further away from chelsea.
You still had a chance in the end, but the 'hysteria' caused your brain to be blocked and you missed your go
. You coulda hit the top one and safely retreat (5 sec retreat time vs 3 sec turn time is enough to get out of reach of chelsea's 2 worms again).
And the cows was a bit unlucky, from 3 worms down to 1 is harsh, but yeah, game wasn't over yet.
I'm sorry that you don't like the scheme, I think you'll like it much more if you play it more. You seem to be frustrated about losing (you first complain after chelsea telecows you (you coulda killed the 30 near you and saved that big worm..)), but try to remember that chelsea has quite a bit experience with the scheme already.. he's definitely one of the top players now. Losing vs him is not so strange for a 1st game.