OD has sensational news for you, we made an
interview with the almighty
taner!
Ordo Discordi: Hello almighty taner, its an honor to talk with you.
taner: excuse me ,can I see your journalist badge ? otherwise i'll have to call security!shall we continue ? i have a press conference with the investors in about an hour...
OD: I dont have a journalist badge, but i can show you my official pope ceritifcate.
taner: pope ? are those the black dressed dudes that rape kids ? ok that works for me, lets begin.
OD: ok ty.u have been around on tus.wa.com only for a short time, but you already donated money.guess you like it here.tell me your first impressions about the community of tus.
taner:It is a really annoying place ..im surrounded by fans and journalists that want my autograph.i've been thinking of a plastic surgery.motherf@#!ers wont let me go.
OD: is it hard beeing a famous superstar on the internet?
taner: you bet!when you're the only pro around... surrounded by noobs.
OD: i saw u recently joined forces with mink, tell me more about him.
taner:FATE BROUGHT US TOGETHER.AND NOW I THINK WE CAN RULE THE WORLD TOGETHER.NOBODY SHOULD MESS WITH US, AND WE KICK ASS.DO YOU HEAR ME MOTHERf@#!ER? IM TALKING TO YOU!
OD:sounds like theres a new dream team. are more people involved in your further wa plans?
taner :SHUT UP IM NOT FINISHED!WE f@#!IN GONNA RAPE ANYONE WHO STAND IN OUR WAY! sorry i get emotional sometimes.
OD: no problem.
taner:no,there is nobody that could fit our team.
OD:do you also have haters?
taner :NO EVERYBODY LOVES ME!
OD: even the motherf@#!ing noobs?
taner: well there used to be one, but he is dead now. MOTHERf@#!IN NOOBS LOVE ME, I'LL BE GLAD TO HUG EACH ONE OF THEM!
OD:what do you say about your own topic of quotes on the tus forums?
taner : THIS IS SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE SHOULD WITNESS.THIS IS A PROOF THAT MIRACLES EXIST. MIGHTYNESS OF THE MIGHTY TANER IS SOMETHING THAT NOBODY CAN EXPLAIN, LIKE THE RAINBOW THAT COMES OUT OF AN UNICORNS ASS!
OD:ordo discordi believes in eris the goddess of chaos, we think you are her messiah to rebalance the karma of the world and bring redemption. what do you think about beeing a religious messiah?
taner:NO COMMENT!
OD: is there something special you want to say to all the people out there?
taner: YEAH!
ID LIKE TO SEND A MESSAGE TO ALL THE NOOBS INCLUDUNG "ROPA,ALIEN,ASBEST,LOUIE AND SO ON":
GO f@#! YOURSELF!
HUGGS AND KISSES MOTHERf@#!ERS, NOW PLEASE GET THE f@#! OUT OF MY OFFICE BEFORE I CALL SECURITY!
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